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257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

257643  Mr. Shine: Phteven

257646  Mr. Shine: I SAID, we're LEAVING!

257647  Mr. Shine: @White Rice Why would you say something so controversial, and yet so brave?

257656  VeeKay: Boss level team work.

257666  VeeKay: 'I would like to speak to the manager' in training.

257669  VeeKay: 2012. When I came out of the coma I thought it was hilarious I was still alive.

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3. VeeKay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



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zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Shay: 2844 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2787 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1884 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1744 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
1039
 
 Felicity: Le Roi des Chats
 DrNinjaman: She's thinkin' about that bean.
 VeeKay: Hell? Hell is other people.
 Robespierre: Gusto gone for, and achieved
 ignatz: Genuine LOL
 Mr. Shine: *screams*
 San DoDo: Aw yiss
 Knice: It was cool, then it got a fuckin' lot cooler.
 OldKentuckyShark: MrBean
Image 256715   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
434
 
 Robespierre: It's snoot city, daddio
 Mr. Shine: *boop*
Image 256714   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
687
 
 DrNinjaman: Herd of cats. No biggie.
 some guy : I'm the bottom left one.
 Mr. Shine: Itteh bitteh kitteh cliche
Image 256713   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
316
 
 frenk: @Mr. Shine dang
 UnknownSample: @KingTrebek it says "eat a d..." ..dammit
 KingTrebek: What is this supposed to say? extaoick?
 Mr. Shine: Or, you know, don't.
 ignatz: I think Rosetta's tone is vulgar..
 Knice: Behold, I come quickly.
Image 256712   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
455
 
 TurkeyVulture: I've been where this kid is.
 VeeKay: Someone's gonna get a damn good whippin' with a power lead.
Image 256711   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
460
 
 WannaBee: Who's taking the picture? The my size Barbie?
 BavidDowie: I see lots of people
Image 256710   07-10-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
160
 
 Suburbanmom: Hours of entertainment here...
 some guy : Russian Race Horse Roulette
 ignatz: Is that a Gopro on the flusher?
 San DoDo: @Mr. Shine Morning Mist
 Mr. Shine: Eye Freshener.
Image 256709   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
176
 
 VeeKay: Got me a truck which could correct his eccentric parking technique no problem.
 Mr. Shine: @bug that sounds pretty unbelievable. It's just too much of a stretch!
 bug: @Mr. Shine The one where a guy writing a passive aggressive parking note gets laid.
 Not A Bot: I trained my sphincter muscles long and hard to be able to projectile crap like that. I'm not letting that go to waste.
 Warrax: It's not painted...
 Mr. Shine: @bug like what? Sexy fake cop shows up?
 bug: *scribble bad parking note* *unwittingly enters porno shoot*
Image 256708   07-10-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
396
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Ollyollyoxenfr-BANG!!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: someone must have underlined parts of the article in case a member of the university police saw this picture
 Mr. Shine: You win THIS time, watermark!
 Knice: *eyes glaze over* I ... should probably go ... to ... TheMetaPicture ... dot com ... *spittle drips on keyboard* [plip!]
Image 256707   07-10-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
543
 
 Robespierre: Gripping
 Mr. Shine: You're doing it wrong!
Image 256706   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
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