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268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. poetrysucks: 1415 points
15. beyardo: 1389 points
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 Kevin II: Le Roi des Chats
 DrNinjaman: She's thinkin' about that bean.
 VeeKay: Hell? Hell is other people.
 Robespierre: Gusto gone for, and achieved
 Big Baby: Genuine LOL
 Mr. Shine: *screams*
 San DoDo: Aw yiss
 Knice: It was cool, then it got a fuckin' lot cooler.
 OldKentuckyShark: MrBean
Image 256715   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
434
 
 Robespierre: It's snoot city, daddio
 Mr. Shine: *boop*
Image 256714   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
710
 
 DrNinjaman: Herd of cats. No biggie.
 some guy : I'm the bottom left one.
 Mr. Shine: Itteh bitteh kitteh cliche
Image 256713   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
316
 
 frenk: @Mr. Shine dang
 UnknownSample: @KingTrebek it says "eat a d..." ..dammit
 KingTrebek: What is this supposed to say? extaoick?
 Mr. Shine: Or, you know, don't.
 fatman: I think Rosetta's tone is vulgar..
 Knice: Behold, I come quickly.
Image 256712   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
455
 
 TurkeyVulture: I've been where this kid is.
 VeeKay: Someone's gonna get a damn good whippin' with a power lead.
Image 256711   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
460
 
 A duck: Who's taking the picture? The my size Barbie?
 BavidDowie: I see lots of people
Image 256710   07-10-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
160
 
 Suburbanmom: Hours of entertainment here...
 some guy : Russian Race Horse Roulette
 mickeyd: Is that a Gopro on the flusher?
 San DoDo: @Mr. Shine Morning Mist
 Mr. Shine: Eye Freshener.
Image 256709   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
176
 
 VeeKay: Got me a truck which could correct his eccentric parking technique no problem.
 Mr. Shine: @bug that sounds pretty unbelievable. It's just too much of a stretch!
 bug: @Mr. Shine The one where a guy writing a passive aggressive parking note gets laid.
 Not A Bot: I trained my sphincter muscles long and hard to be able to projectile crap like that. I'm not letting that go to waste.
 Warrax: It's not painted...
 Mr. Shine: @bug like what? Sexy fake cop shows up?
 bug: *scribble bad parking note* *unwittingly enters porno shoot*
Image 256708   07-10-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
396
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Ollyollyoxenfr-BANG!!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: someone must have underlined parts of the article in case a member of the university police saw this picture
 Mr. Shine: You win THIS time, watermark!
 Knice: *eyes glaze over* I ... should probably go ... to ... TheMetaPicture ... dot com ... *spittle drips on keyboard* [plip!]
Image 256707   07-10-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
567
 
 Robespierre: Gripping
 Mr. Shine: You're doing it wrong!
Image 256706   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
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