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273369  prius: Iggy Izzard really got the short end of the stick in the divorce.

273378  Yam: Beautiful lady, beautiful dog.

273378  Side Boob: They seem nice.

273374  Not A Bot: I found out he turned down a $5,000,000 advertising deal with a beer company because his demographic is mostly kids.

273377  tib gubb: i laughed, i cried, i laughed again...

273366  Air Biscuit: Ive had this happen a few times. Random cats would jump into my car as soon as i open the door and just sit on the floor of the passenger seat.

273386  bigbison: Thank you, come again.

273382  Bob: End of days, end of days

273373  tib gubb: you always look flat honey... oh wait, shit

273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day



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 Mr. Whiskers: Me too. Unfortunate because a) trying to lose weight and b) I have tickets to the Pink Floyd laser light show
 Side Boob: So, like, free sausages then?
 Mr. Shine: Joke's on you, the drugs were in the sausages THE WHOLE TIME!!
 Scoo: What's gotten into Bobo?
 Warrax: Yea, me too.
Image 256700   07-10-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
225
 
 grizzly: @ignatz no clue. Probably for a good reason.
 Robespierre: This minaret is weird
 hosehorse: @grizzly true fan. Why was he banned?
 grizzly: So I think the story behind this guy is as so: He was permanently banned from his local football clubs stadium, but the dude is wealthy enough to rent this crane. Every home match he rolls the crane up here just outside the stadium where he can continue to watch the game.
 Minnesotan: is that an amazingly long telehandler or what?
 Warrax: Yea, that's pretty faruk in the air.
 Mr. Shine: Little help?!
Image 256699   07-10-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
243
 
 some guy : Hachiman Vult!
 skillet: Kids Love It!
 dangerkeith3000: What? There's no Obvious Plant logo? This IS sad.
 FabricMan: Clan of Satsuma
 Mr. Shine: It's just bubble wrap and tin foil.
 Scoo: Samurai Crusades are the Saddest Crusades
Image 256698   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
620
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Passive when does catam settle?
 Passive: The birth of Catam
 charlemagne: the forensic teams found the original painting underneath the mural on the cistine chapel, but you're not going to like what they discovered
 Mr. Shine: Cat camping hammock? A "cammock," if you will.
Image 256697   07-10-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
846
 
 Mr Bleak: Quaid! Start the drier!
 Passive: WHO PUT MY CLEAN LAUNDRY IN THE LITTER BOX!
 InfiniteZero: @Side Boob :(
 Side Boob: RAD for cuteness, but jesus christ don't let your cats play in the washer or dryer. A friends daughter found her kitty after it had been through a dryer cycle. Not a pleasant thought.
 Mr. Shine: All-cat remake of MoonRaker ending scene looking good.
 TurkeyVulture: One last look at Earth, honey, before we colonize the stars.
Image 256696   07-10-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
414
 
 The Man: Corn Flakes
 metallica: Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally / Golly, what a day. I always liked Alan-A-Dale.
 Ironass: Sir Robin of Coxly
 Ironass: Sir Robin of Coxly
 charlemagne: ... but not in nottingham, doodoo doo doo dooo
 Mr. Shine: What the cluck?!
 Warrax: I guess he steals eggs and returns them to the hens?
 Scoo: Cock Robin Hood
 Sandor: @Butcherboy or a merry hen
 Robespierre: Chicken Snood
 Butcherboy: Peter Pan fry?
 TurkeyVulture: Give a hoot.
Image 256695   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
318
 
 Mr. Shine: Jurassic Borkf?
Image 256694   07-10-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
301
 
 whaleshark: Wasps, natures assholes.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 BavidDowie: They make spray for that. And wasps aren't all that helpful, are they? Not like bees?
 sparename: I hate it when you make an effort to visit some attraction and you can't get in due to a private party
 E. HONDA: so... this happens often enough that they have to have a nicely done permanent sign for this. Where is this place so I can know to never go there?
 charlemagne: you might not like wasps, but they're vital for making mustard
 dangerkeith3000: Damn White Anglo-Saxon Protestants always closing my attractions!
 Mr. Shine: I like that they had a sign for this.
 TurkeyVulture: I'm tired and read this as "cloned wasps.". And I though Jurassic World was a bad idea.
 Shay: I think it's the same sign used at national parks when Congress forces a government shutdown.
 Solemn: Darn those Anglo-Saxons!
 Christina: Dam'd wasps!
Image 256693   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
803
 
 San DoDo: This made me laugh more than it should
 Mr. Shine: Motha f#ckin'
Image 256692   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop. Touching. My. Lips.
 jochenau: @Solemn Is Tumblr a switcherino now?
 WTF: Or "I'm not racist but..."
 Side Boob: But someone is wrong on the internet! Or they don't agree with my political views!
 Solemn: Oh, Tum.blr, we both know that that's not what you're for.
Image 256691   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
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