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257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

257643  Mr. Shine: Phteven

257646  Mr. Shine: I SAID, we're LEAVING!

257647  Mr. Shine: @White Rice Why would you say something so controversial, and yet so brave?

257656  VeeKay: Boss level team work.

257666  VeeKay: 'I would like to speak to the manager' in training.

257669  VeeKay: 2012. When I came out of the coma I thought it was hilarious I was still alive.

257648  Not A Bot: Who's been sneaking into my house?

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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



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Score:
794
 
 Mr Bleak: Quaid! Start the drier!
 Passive: WHO PUT MY CLEAN LAUNDRY IN THE LITTER BOX!
 ignatz: @Side Boob :(
 Side Boob: RAD for cuteness, but jesus christ don't let your cats play in the washer or dryer. A friends daughter found her kitty after it had been through a dryer cycle. Not a pleasant thought.
 Mr. Shine: All-cat remake of MoonRaker ending scene looking good.
 TurkeyVulture: One last look at Earth, honey, before we colonize the stars.
Image 256696   07-10-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
414
 
 Felicity: Corn Flakes
 WannaBee: Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally / Golly, what a day. I always liked Alan-A-Dale.
 Ironass: Sir Robin of Coxly
 Ironass: Sir Robin of Coxly
 charlemagne: ... but not in nottingham, doodoo doo doo dooo
 Mr. Shine: What the cluck?!
 Warrax: I guess he steals eggs and returns them to the hens?
 Scoo: Cock Robin Hood
 Sandor: @Butcherboy or a merry hen
 Robespierre: Chicken Snood
 Butcherboy: Peter Pan fry?
 TurkeyVulture: Give a hoot.
Image 256695   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
318
 
 Mr. Shine: Jurassic Borkf?
Image 256694   07-10-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
301
 
 WannaBee: Wasps, natures assholes.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 BavidDowie: They make spray for that. And wasps aren't all that helpful, are they? Not like bees?
 sparename: I hate it when you make an effort to visit some attraction and you can't get in due to a private party
 E. HONDA: so... this happens often enough that they have to have a nicely done permanent sign for this. Where is this place so I can know to never go there?
 charlemagne: you might not like wasps, but they're vital for making mustard
 dangerkeith3000: Damn White Anglo-Saxon Protestants always closing my attractions!
 Mr. Shine: I like that they had a sign for this.
 TurkeyVulture: I'm tired and read this as "cloned wasps.". And I though Jurassic World was a bad idea.
 Shay: I think it's the same sign used at national parks when Congress forces a government shutdown.
 Solemn: Darn those Anglo-Saxons!
 Christina: Dam'd wasps!
Image 256693   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
803
 
 San DoDo: This made me laugh more than it should
 Mr. Shine: Motha f#ckin'
Image 256692   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop. Touching. My. Lips.
 jochenau: @Solemn Is Tumblr a switcherino now?
 WTF: Or "I'm not racist but..."
 Side Boob: But someone is wrong on the internet! Or they don't agree with my political views!
 Solemn: Oh, Tum.blr, we both know that that's not what you're for.
Image 256691   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
383
 
 DrNinjaman: A Finger of Old Cocker on the rocks sounds about perfect right now.
 dobbiesdoogs: @VeeKay bestest smartest sweetest dog i ever had was a cocker. had to put her to sleep six years ago and i miss her every day. enjoy each day that you have with yours
 VeeKay: Old Cocker, much love to you xxx Mine is surfing along the edge of life too, days, weeks, I don't know but it's coming, judging by the amount of sleep she's taking now.
 Mr. Shine: Sad buddy. Hugs needed.
Image 256690   07-10-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
298
 
 XLY: confirmed
 dobbiesdoogs: @Mr. Shine i luv this comment
 Mr. Shine: Chevrolet it go.
Image 256689   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
229
 
 charlemagne: @Dresdenkeogh holy horns
 Dresdenkeogh: @VeeKay @TurkeyVulture @Mr. Shine this is just propaganda from a shitty branch of the omnian religion.
 VeeKay: De Chelonian Mobile
 charlemagne: don't look all that flat to me
 Mr. Shine: @TurkeyVulture the Turtle Moves.
 TurkeyVulture: Fake. No turtle.
Image 256688   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
649
 
 dobbiesdoogs: there's one aboard the nost-rome-o
 Mr. Shine: I thought that meant it was leaning at an angle.
 Scoo: Eeetsa me - Xenomophio!
 Side Boob: A bippity boopity!
 Solemn: Somebody a-stolen my space spaghet!
 Science: In space, you shaddup you mout!
 tib gubb: enter the space marinarines
Image 256687   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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