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268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

268747  Teechur: Leave the normal ones in there, I guess.

268719  Teechur: Sorry, doggo. We'll find another one.

268726  Teechur: Go Fix Your Yugo, Fine Friend.

268729  Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Score:
846
 
 Mr Bleak: Quaid! Start the drier!
 Passive: WHO PUT MY CLEAN LAUNDRY IN THE LITTER BOX!
 InfiniteZero: @Side Boob :(
 Side Boob: RAD for cuteness, but jesus christ don't let your cats play in the washer or dryer. A friends daughter found her kitty after it had been through a dryer cycle. Not a pleasant thought.
 Mr. Shine: All-cat remake of MoonRaker ending scene looking good.
 TurkeyVulture: One last look at Earth, honey, before we colonize the stars.
Image 256696   07-10-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
414
 
 The Man: Corn Flakes
 metallica: Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally / Golly, what a day. I always liked Alan-A-Dale.
 Ironass: Sir Robin of Coxly
 Ironass: Sir Robin of Coxly
 charlemagne: ... but not in nottingham, doodoo doo doo dooo
 Mr. Shine: What the cluck?!
 Warrax: I guess he steals eggs and returns them to the hens?
 Scoo: Cock Robin Hood
 Sandor: @Butcherboy or a merry hen
 Robespierre: Chicken Snood
 Butcherboy: Peter Pan fry?
 TurkeyVulture: Give a hoot.
Image 256695   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
318
 
 Mr. Shine: Jurassic Borkf?
Image 256694   07-10-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
301
 
 whaleshark: Wasps, natures assholes.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 BavidDowie: They make spray for that. And wasps aren't all that helpful, are they? Not like bees?
 sparename: I hate it when you make an effort to visit some attraction and you can't get in due to a private party
 E. HONDA: so... this happens often enough that they have to have a nicely done permanent sign for this. Where is this place so I can know to never go there?
 charlemagne: you might not like wasps, but they're vital for making mustard
 dangerkeith3000: Damn White Anglo-Saxon Protestants always closing my attractions!
 Mr. Shine: I like that they had a sign for this.
 TurkeyVulture: I'm tired and read this as "cloned wasps.". And I though Jurassic World was a bad idea.
 Shay: I think it's the same sign used at national parks when Congress forces a government shutdown.
 Solemn: Darn those Anglo-Saxons!
 Christina: Dam'd wasps!
Image 256693   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
803
 
 San DoDo: This made me laugh more than it should
 Mr. Shine: Motha f#ckin'
Image 256692   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop. Touching. My. Lips.
 jochenau: @Solemn Is Tumblr a switcherino now?
 WTF: Or "I'm not racist but..."
 Side Boob: But someone is wrong on the internet! Or they don't agree with my political views!
 Solemn: Oh, Tum.blr, we both know that that's not what you're for.
Image 256691   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
383
 
 DrNinjaman: A Finger of Old Cocker on the rocks sounds about perfect right now.
 dobbiesdoogs: @VeeKay bestest smartest sweetest dog i ever had was a cocker. had to put her to sleep six years ago and i miss her every day. enjoy each day that you have with yours
 VeeKay: Old Cocker, much love to you xxx Mine is surfing along the edge of life too, days, weeks, I don't know but it's coming, judging by the amount of sleep she's taking now.
 Mr. Shine: Sad buddy. Hugs needed.
Image 256690   07-10-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
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 XLY: confirmed
 dobbiesdoogs: @Mr. Shine i luv this comment
 Mr. Shine: Chevrolet it go.
Image 256689   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
229
 
 charlemagne: @Dresdenkeogh holy horns
 Dresdenkeogh: @VeeKay @TurkeyVulture @Mr. Shine this is just propaganda from a shitty branch of the omnian religion.
 VeeKay: De Chelonian Mobile
 charlemagne: don't look all that flat to me
 Mr. Shine: @TurkeyVulture the Turtle Moves.
 TurkeyVulture: Fake. No turtle.
Image 256688   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
649
 
 dobbiesdoogs: there's one aboard the nost-rome-o
 Mr. Shine: I thought that meant it was leaning at an angle.
 Scoo: Eeetsa me - Xenomophio!
 Side Boob: A bippity boopity!
 Solemn: Somebody a-stolen my space spaghet!
 Science: In space, you shaddup you mout!
 tib gubb: enter the space marinarines
Image 256687   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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