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268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

20880  jljocque: Yes, "Bug Boy" would have been so much better.

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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 Mr. Shine: Jurassic Borkf?
Image 256694   07-10-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
301
 
 whaleshark: Wasps, natures assholes.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 BavidDowie: They make spray for that. And wasps aren't all that helpful, are they? Not like bees?
 sparename: I hate it when you make an effort to visit some attraction and you can't get in due to a private party
 E. HONDA: so... this happens often enough that they have to have a nicely done permanent sign for this. Where is this place so I can know to never go there?
 charlemagne: you might not like wasps, but they're vital for making mustard
 dangerkeith3000: Damn White Anglo-Saxon Protestants always closing my attractions!
 Mr. Shine: I like that they had a sign for this.
 TurkeyVulture: I'm tired and read this as "cloned wasps.". And I though Jurassic World was a bad idea.
 Shay: I think it's the same sign used at national parks when Congress forces a government shutdown.
 Solemn: Darn those Anglo-Saxons!
 Christina: Dam'd wasps!
Image 256693   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
803
 
 San DoDo: This made me laugh more than it should
 Mr. Shine: Motha f#ckin'
Image 256692   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop. Touching. My. Lips.
 jochenau: @Solemn Is Tumblr a switcherino now?
 WTF: Or "I'm not racist but..."
 Side Boob: But someone is wrong on the internet! Or they don't agree with my political views!
 Solemn: Oh, Tum.blr, we both know that that's not what you're for.
Image 256691   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
383
 
 DrNinjaman: A Finger of Old Cocker on the rocks sounds about perfect right now.
 dobbiesdoogs: @VeeKay bestest smartest sweetest dog i ever had was a cocker. had to put her to sleep six years ago and i miss her every day. enjoy each day that you have with yours
 VeeKay: Old Cocker, much love to you xxx Mine is surfing along the edge of life too, days, weeks, I don't know but it's coming, judging by the amount of sleep she's taking now.
 Mr. Shine: Sad buddy. Hugs needed.
Image 256690   07-10-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
298
 
 XLY: confirmed
 dobbiesdoogs: @Mr. Shine i luv this comment
 Mr. Shine: Chevrolet it go.
Image 256689   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
229
 
 charlemagne: @Dresdenkeogh holy horns
 Dresdenkeogh: @VeeKay @TurkeyVulture @Mr. Shine this is just propaganda from a shitty branch of the omnian religion.
 VeeKay: De Chelonian Mobile
 charlemagne: don't look all that flat to me
 Mr. Shine: @TurkeyVulture the Turtle Moves.
 TurkeyVulture: Fake. No turtle.
Image 256688   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
649
 
 dobbiesdoogs: there's one aboard the nost-rome-o
 Mr. Shine: I thought that meant it was leaning at an angle.
 Scoo: Eeetsa me - Xenomophio!
 Side Boob: A bippity boopity!
 Solemn: Somebody a-stolen my space spaghet!
 Science: In space, you shaddup you mout!
 tib gubb: enter the space marinarines
Image 256687   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
138
 
 Warrax: Cover your bear ass!
 Mr. Shine: "Almost . . . Got it!!"
 wolfpk: Ted is still hung over
 Minnesotan: some trash is okay
 charlemagne: winnie, you have a problem
Image 256686   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 BavidDowie: Oh, Alexa, you so crazy
 Robespierre: @Shay For me it's memorable for having to mow like 8 inches of lawn every week in a downpour when it's 35 degrees outside. I'm getting hypothermic just thinking about it.
 Mr. Shine: B(r)othell, WA?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I get spam calls from there all the time.
 Scoo: My father's name is Mr. Harder -- just call me Kelly
 Shay: Bothell, Washington...seems to be famous for their spambots.
 Ironass: So much for "discrete packaging"
 Solemn: @dangerkeith3000 Oh my God, you too? I thought I was alone in the world!
 tib gubb: princess butt fuck sounds like something you'd do while listening to video game music covers
 addend: "First Class".
 2Berries: Discreet AF
 tib gubb: yikes. i didn't sign up for this shit
 dangerkeith3000: I can't believe we have the same name.
Image 256685   07-10-18   Uploaded by    highdra
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