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268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

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1. MrBoffo
2. a robot
3. tib gubb
4. Knice
5. Not A Bot
6. VeeKay
7. Annoying Vegan
8. Side Boob
9. ignatz
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

bad tony uploaded 268318 (1073 points)
wordjones uploaded 268273 (1005 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (874 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (816 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 4770 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3289 points
 3. Side Boob: 2990 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2184 points
 5. MrBoffo: 1842 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. poetrysucks: 1415 points
15. beyardo: 1389 points
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Score:
803
 
 San DoDo: This made me laugh more than it should
 Mr. Shine: Motha f#ckin'
Image 256692   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop. Touching. My. Lips.
 jochenau: @Solemn Is Tumblr a switcherino now?
 WTF: Or "I'm not racist but..."
 Side Boob: But someone is wrong on the internet! Or they don't agree with my political views!
 Solemn: Oh, Tum.blr, we both know that that's not what you're for.
Image 256691   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
383
 
 DrNinjaman: A Finger of Old Cocker on the rocks sounds about perfect right now.
 dobbiesdoogs: @VeeKay bestest smartest sweetest dog i ever had was a cocker. had to put her to sleep six years ago and i miss her every day. enjoy each day that you have with yours
 VeeKay: Old Cocker, much love to you xxx Mine is surfing along the edge of life too, days, weeks, I don't know but it's coming, judging by the amount of sleep she's taking now.
 Mr. Shine: Sad buddy. Hugs needed.
Image 256690   07-10-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
298
 
 XLY: confirmed
 dobbiesdoogs: @Mr. Shine i luv this comment
 Mr. Shine: Chevrolet it go.
Image 256689   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
229
 
 charlemagne: @Dresdenkeogh holy horns
 Dresdenkeogh: @VeeKay @TurkeyVulture @Mr. Shine this is just propaganda from a shitty branch of the omnian religion.
 VeeKay: De Chelonian Mobile
 charlemagne: don't look all that flat to me
 Mr. Shine: @TurkeyVulture the Turtle Moves.
 TurkeyVulture: Fake. No turtle.
Image 256688   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
649
 
 dobbiesdoogs: there's one aboard the nost-rome-o
 Mr. Shine: I thought that meant it was leaning at an angle.
 Scoo: Eeetsa me - Xenomophio!
 Side Boob: A bippity boopity!
 Solemn: Somebody a-stolen my space spaghet!
 Science: In space, you shaddup you mout!
 tib gubb: enter the space marinarines
Image 256687   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
138
 
 Warrax: Cover your bear ass!
 Mr. Shine: "Almost . . . Got it!!"
 wolfpk: Ted is still hung over
 Minnesotan: some trash is okay
 charlemagne: winnie, you have a problem
Image 256686   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
216
 
 BavidDowie: Oh, Alexa, you so crazy
 Robespierre: @Shay For me it's memorable for having to mow like 8 inches of lawn every week in a downpour when it's 35 degrees outside. I'm getting hypothermic just thinking about it.
 Mr. Shine: B(r)othell, WA?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I get spam calls from there all the time.
 Scoo: My father's name is Mr. Harder -- just call me Kelly
 Shay: Bothell, Washington...seems to be famous for their spambots.
 Ironass: So much for "discrete packaging"
 Solemn: @dangerkeith3000 Oh my God, you too? I thought I was alone in the world!
 tib gubb: princess butt fuck sounds like something you'd do while listening to video game music covers
 addend: "First Class".
 2Berries: Discreet AF
 tib gubb: yikes. i didn't sign up for this shit
 dangerkeith3000: I can't believe we have the same name.
Image 256685   07-10-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
269
 
 filthylaw: @dangerkeith3000 I call it dehydrated vomit for much the same reason
 BavidDowie: how bout youse guys?
 beefbeef: Fresh Parmesan is delicious. I am a snob. Never buy sliced or grated cheese. That is all.
 E. HONDA: it's for youse to put on a hoagie
 VeeKay: Puke sprinkle
 Mr. Shine: My wife used to refer to this as Sprinkle Cheese.
 dangerkeith3000: My mom always called it 'baby burp' back in the day because that is exactly what it smells like.
Image 256684   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
453
 
 DrNinjaman: Get these motherfucking snakes off of this motherfucking plane!
 LurkedMoar: If ever there were a needed sign, this is it
 neutron: I'm more worried about climbing snakes
 E. HONDA: I'll take this over wasps
 Minnesotan: This sign is how you keep Dr. Jones out of your shit.
 charlemagne: I always do
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaaat thaaaaaa
Image 256683   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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