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268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

267978  MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

268131  Felicity: @FabricMan Children are our future. We have the technology

268126  MrBoffo: Worst bagels EVER

268135  MrBoffo: "More spinach"

267978  ChubbyBuddy: " I'm not a communist, it's just fun to say that i am on the internet to infuriate people like you. what i am is a social democrat. All i want is a simple return to the values our party once had. we used to give a shit about people. we had leaders who built programs that lifted millions out of poverty. capital destroyed us once and for a few decades we understood the problem and actually did something to help. how sick is our society that there are now a great number of us that are hostile to compassion?

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ok you're clearly not interested in having a good faith argument on this topic. You're anything but respectful, yet you pee your pants about civility. you want a comprehensive list of nations with stronger social programs than the united states that have a higher average standard of living, better healthcare outcomes, lower violent crime rates, and greater public education systems? Here you go you smug prick: Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Spain, UK, Ireland, and oh yes THE UNITED FUCKING STATES in the New Deal Era. Our economy became the strongest it ever was in the 20th Century was when our government was far far far far to the left of where it is now. so fuck off with your straw men, fake moralization, and hypocrisy. my policy agenda is not "fairy dust" or "pie in the sky

268146  MrBoffo: Maggoty

268149  Not A Bot: cinco pasta book

268157  MrBoffo: "Aw'roit; 'oos got'a boil on th'bum? A'boil on th'bot-tee?"

268136  Nothing:

268174  ignatz: Ooh baby bayby..

268161  MrBoffo: A'ight, but so is chickentonite

268164  MrBoffo: Multifaceted multitasker

268165  MrBoffo: Hushpuppy

268161  dangerkeith3000: Good ol' magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

268164  dangerkeith3000: Spork pick.

268141  Shay: I usually go see Winona when I go to Allure.

268159  Shay: This is what dogs do when you're at work during the day.

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267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268108 a robot: I love everything about this

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop. Touching. My. Lips.
 jochenau: @Solemn Is Tumblr a switcherino now?
 WTF: Or "I'm not racist but..."
 Side Boob: But someone is wrong on the internet! Or they don't agree with my political views!
 Solemn: Oh, Tum.blr, we both know that that's not what you're for.
Image 256691   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
383
 
 DrNinjaman: A Finger of Old Cocker on the rocks sounds about perfect right now.
 dobbiesdoogs: @VeeKay bestest smartest sweetest dog i ever had was a cocker. had to put her to sleep six years ago and i miss her every day. enjoy each day that you have with yours
 VeeKay: Old Cocker, much love to you xxx Mine is surfing along the edge of life too, days, weeks, I don't know but it's coming, judging by the amount of sleep she's taking now.
 Mr. Shine: Sad buddy. Hugs needed.
Image 256690   07-10-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
298
 
 XLY: confirmed
 dobbiesdoogs: @Mr. Shine i luv this comment
 Mr. Shine: Chevrolet it go.
Image 256689   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
229
 
 charlemagne: @Dresdenkeogh holy horns
 Dresdenkeogh: @VeeKay @TurkeyVulture @Mr. Shine this is just propaganda from a shitty branch of the omnian religion.
 VeeKay: De Chelonian Mobile
 charlemagne: don't look all that flat to me
 Mr. Shine: @TurkeyVulture the Turtle Moves.
 TurkeyVulture: Fake. No turtle.
Image 256688   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
649
 
 dobbiesdoogs: there's one aboard the nost-rome-o
 Mr. Shine: I thought that meant it was leaning at an angle.
 Scoo: Eeetsa me - Xenomophio!
 Side Boob: A bippity boopity!
 Solemn: Somebody a-stolen my space spaghet!
 Science: In space, you shaddup you mout!
 tib gubb: enter the space marinarines
Image 256687   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
138
 
 Warrax: Cover your bear ass!
 Mr. Shine: "Almost . . . Got it!!"
 wolfpk: Ted is still hung over
 Minnesotan: some trash is okay
 charlemagne: winnie, you have a problem
Image 256686   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
216
 
 BavidDowie: Oh, Alexa, you so crazy
 Robespierre: @Shay For me it's memorable for having to mow like 8 inches of lawn every week in a downpour when it's 35 degrees outside. I'm getting hypothermic just thinking about it.
 Mr. Shine: B(r)othell, WA?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I get spam calls from there all the time.
 Scoo: My father's name is Mr. Harder -- just call me Kelly
 Shay: Bothell, Washington...seems to be famous for their spambots.
 Ironass: So much for "discrete packaging"
 Solemn: @dangerkeith3000 Oh my God, you too? I thought I was alone in the world!
 tib gubb: princess butt fuck sounds like something you'd do while listening to video game music covers
 addend: "First Class".
 2Berries: Discreet AF
 tib gubb: yikes. i didn't sign up for this shit
 dangerkeith3000: I can't believe we have the same name.
Image 256685   07-10-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
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 filthylaw: @dangerkeith3000 I call it dehydrated vomit for much the same reason
 BavidDowie: how bout youse guys?
 beefbeef: Fresh Parmesan is delicious. I am a snob. Never buy sliced or grated cheese. That is all.
 E. HONDA: it's for youse to put on a hoagie
 VeeKay: Puke sprinkle
 Mr. Shine: My wife used to refer to this as Sprinkle Cheese.
 dangerkeith3000: My mom always called it 'baby burp' back in the day because that is exactly what it smells like.
Image 256684   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
453
 
 DrNinjaman: Get these motherfucking snakes off of this motherfucking plane!
 LurkedMoar: If ever there were a needed sign, this is it
 neutron: I'm more worried about climbing snakes
 E. HONDA: I'll take this over wasps
 Minnesotan: This sign is how you keep Dr. Jones out of your shit.
 charlemagne: I always do
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaaat thaaaaaa
Image 256683   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 BavidDowie: @Ironass username/comment nirvana
 Mr. Shine: Dude, is your toilet *crying?*
 Ironass: grumble, grumble... Even the plumbing's becoming snowflakes.
 charlemagne: wrap it in newspapers and post it through the bars in the window of your cell
 dangerkeith3000: Where do my turds go?
 Yam: Well that explains the shit in the sink
Image 256682   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
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