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262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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 BavidDowie: Oh, Alexa, you so crazy
 Robespierre: @Shay For me it's memorable for having to mow like 8 inches of lawn every week in a downpour when it's 35 degrees outside. I'm getting hypothermic just thinking about it.
 Mr. Shine: B(r)othell, WA?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I get spam calls from there all the time.
 Scoo: My father's name is Mr. Harder -- just call me Kelly
 Shay: Bothell, Washington...seems to be famous for their spambots.
 Ironass: So much for "discrete packaging"
 Solemn: @dangerkeith3000 Oh my God, you too? I thought I was alone in the world!
 tib gubb: princess butt fuck sounds like something you'd do while listening to video game music covers
 addend: "First Class".
 2Berries: Discreet AF
 tib gubb: yikes. i didn't sign up for this shit
 dangerkeith3000: I can't believe we have the same name.
Image 256685   07-10-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
269
 
 filthylaw: @dangerkeith3000 I call it dehydrated vomit for much the same reason
 BavidDowie: how bout youse guys?
 beefbeef: Fresh Parmesan is delicious. I am a snob. Never buy sliced or grated cheese. That is all.
 E. HONDA: it's for youse to put on a hoagie
 VeeKay: Puke sprinkle
 Mr. Shine: My wife used to refer to this as Sprinkle Cheese.
 dangerkeith3000: My mom always called it 'baby burp' back in the day because that is exactly what it smells like.
Image 256684   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
453
 
 DrNinjaman: Get these motherfucking snakes off of this motherfucking plane!
 LurkedMoar: If ever there were a needed sign, this is it
 neutron: I'm more worried about climbing snakes
 E. HONDA: I'll take this over wasps
 Minnesotan: This sign is how you keep Dr. Jones out of your shit.
 charlemagne: I always do
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaaat thaaaaaa
Image 256683   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
206
 
 BavidDowie: @Ironass username/comment nirvana
 Mr. Shine: Dude, is your toilet *crying?*
 Ironass: grumble, grumble... Even the plumbing's becoming snowflakes.
 charlemagne: wrap it in newspapers and post it through the bars in the window of your cell
 dangerkeith3000: Where do my turds go?
 Yam: Well that explains the shit in the sink
Image 256682   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
505
 
 Mr. Shine: Teamwork makes the Dream take longer at times!
 Teechur: @Minnesotan Assistant *TO* the Branch Manager
 Minnesotan: assistant branch manager
Image 256681   07-10-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
416
 
 aristocat: Bernie Sanders, Charles Darwin, and...Brian Mulroney?
 Mr. Shine: Are they in Brownsville?
 Robespierre: Not Helsinki
 charlemagne: who is this silver maned representative of the people
 hajjpodge: Ahahaha damn it I love this.
 trelyate: even the cat below can't help looking at him
Image 256680   07-10-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
532
 
 Side Boob: M'person *tips*
 Mr. Shine: Cat in the hat
Image 256679   07-10-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
100
 
 VeeKay: "Free pool table"
 Mr. Shine: I'm going to start calling these billboreds
 charlemagne: the irish only drink guinness if they can't afford anything better
 SpaceCow: "We have a pretty good selection on the jukebox though!"
Image 256678   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
163
 
 Shay: Let's play "Russian Toilet Roulette" and see if there's a big ass spider under the seat.
 Mr. Shine: Ikea toilet seats? The "krappe"
 dangerkeith3000: Come on, Barbie, let's go party.
 SpaceCow: Bizarro World toilet.
Image 256677   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
546
 
 Mr. Shine: Those ears!
 tib gubb: "Human takes care of the flora, I take care of the fauna."
 SpaceCow: Pupper is just looking for some fly away control shampoo.
Image 256676   07-10-18   Uploaded by    champeen
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