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262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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Score:
926
 
 Mr. Shine: I (heart) kittens!
 Robespierre: Kitten King assembling
Image 256667   07-10-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
199
 
 Scoo: Denver airport?
 Ironass: I hate when the power goes out and I get stuck on these things.
 Mr. Shine: *falls downstairs for like, two hours*
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to the future! The year 1999!
 petepuma: escalate me
 charlemagne: johnny mnemonic
Image 256666   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
2
 
 blue shoes: @Ironass Before they added July and August. It's like how September used to be the seventh month!
 Ironass: May is the 3rd month?
 Mr. Shine: @WTF front page? Do we have one of those?
 VeeKay: Bambung
 petepuma: i wonder what their ring thong is
 WTF: Yes, a photo of a cell phone with over 5% battery left IS front page worthy.
Image 256665   07-10-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
656
 
 namename: Lounge lizard
 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally found a satisfactorily warm spot in the sun.
 Scoo: We all laughed at him, but @LuxusLurch has moved on to better things
 some guy : #256569
 Mr. Shine: Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, get an aquarium!
 Mad Collager: This is the only way to look good wearing just one crock.
 dangerkeith3000: This is hotter than the pic of that woman making out with a dog.
 wolfpk: This porno could turn ugly if that croc gets hungry!
 Micro Jackson: Great. Now I get to be jealous of crocodile too
 Robespierre: Stolen Moments
 DimeBoxSammie: Be a model they said. It will be easy they said. What could possibly go wrong they said.
 WTF: She's a bit of a Crocophile.
Image 256664   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
535
 
 Mr Bleak: Future UPS worker here, once they teach her how to throw.
 dangerkeith3000: @Micro Jackson Catnip?
 Micro Jackson: No cat would put up with this shit. What did you do to it?
 Robespierre: Cat's Love It!
 Scoo: Purrito
Image 256663   07-10-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
351
 
 Not A Bot: "and Batman comes up behind me and starts fucking me in the ass!", oh GOD this is GREAT! This is practically writing itself! My publisher is going to LOVE it!
 dangerkeith3000: Not many couples meet at family reunions...but love is love.
 Yam: Man, what a cute dog.
Image 256662   07-10-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
342
 
 Mad Collager: @Warrax If his new wife is mail-order, he may be paying by both check and Czech.
 wolfpk: Every time the ex gets one of these checks, she thinks: "The asshole is your problem now!"
 Science: @Warrax: People who want to make the receiver take time to go to the bank.
 Micro Jackson: Well, at least he's not a deadbeat
 Warrax: Worst part is that he's paying by check. Who the hell uses checks anymore?
 charlemagne: I served this one matey last week, he had a personalised credit card of himself and his lady. but the bank logo and the magic money chip covered her face, so all you could really see was his dough faced, monobrowed, dead eyed stare looking up at you from a small piece of plastic on the counter... I don't want to judge him, it's his face after all, but you would have thought they would let him see a preview
 WTF: Christ what an asshole.
 Scoo: @Sadbot All things are possible through Christ, or lots and lots of money
 Sadbot: Given the disparate levels of attractiveness and the personality of someone who would do this, I'd say it's far more likely he just hired an actress for a photoshoot
 Robespierre: One frivolous law suit, comin' right up
 VeeKay: Petty as fuck, if true
 Whatever: As long as they dont bounce, who cares
Image 256661   07-10-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
219
 
 Side Boob: Shitters full!
 WTF: I said to tar the DRIVEWAY and cut the GRASS.
 Whatever: Yep, who needs the EPA telling you how to pollute
Image 256660   07-10-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
350
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe he's on his way to a wienie roast.
 dangerkeith3000: Your tail is on fire!
 charlemagne: flareon
 Hyphae: @VeeKay at first, I thought it was a very strange open flame in the background
 VeeKay: Image may contain one dog with a sunlit tail.
Image 256659   07-10-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
190
 
 Mr. Shine: Yeah, this ain't haunted.
 Mad Collager: Burial site of impoverished Chinese emperor found.
 charlemagne: welcome to terminus
 Minnesotan: Hey I love this band, "All pigs must die, this ain't August '69"
 VeeKay: Failed grave digger school agin you frikken loser
Image 256658   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
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