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257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

257643  Mr. Shine: Phteven

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
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7. Whatever
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257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2787 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1884 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1744 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
656
 
 Felicity: Lounge lizard
 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally found a satisfactorily warm spot in the sun.
 Scoo: We all laughed at him, but @LuxusLurch has moved on to better things
 some guy : #256569
 Mr. Shine: Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, get an aquarium!
 Mad Collager: This is the only way to look good wearing just one crock.
 dangerkeith3000: This is hotter than the pic of that woman making out with a dog.
 wolfpk: This porno could turn ugly if that croc gets hungry!
 Micro Jackson: Great. Now I get to be jealous of crocodile too
 Robespierre: Stolen Moments
 DimeBoxSammie: Be a model they said. It will be easy they said. What could possibly go wrong they said.
 WTF: She's a bit of a Crocophile.
Image 256664   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
507
 
 Mr Bleak: Future UPS worker here, once they teach her how to throw.
 dangerkeith3000: @Micro Jackson Catnip?
 Micro Jackson: No cat would put up with this shit. What did you do to it?
 Robespierre: Cat's Love It!
 Scoo: Purrito
Image 256663   07-10-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
351
 
 Not A Bot: "and Batman comes up behind me and starts fucking me in the ass!", oh GOD this is GREAT! This is practically writing itself! My publisher is going to LOVE it!
 dangerkeith3000: Not many couples meet at family reunions...but love is love.
 Yam: Man, what a cute dog.
Image 256662   07-10-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
342
 
 Mad Collager: @Warrax If his new wife is mail-order, he may be paying by both check and Czech.
 wolfpk: Every time the ex gets one of these checks, she thinks: "The asshole is your problem now!"
 Science: @Warrax: People who want to make the receiver take time to go to the bank.
 Micro Jackson: Well, at least he's not a deadbeat
 Warrax: Worst part is that he's paying by check. Who the hell uses checks anymore?
 charlemagne: I served this one matey last week, he had a personalised credit card of himself and his lady. but the bank logo and the magic money chip covered her face, so all you could really see was his dough faced, monobrowed, dead eyed stare looking up at you from a small piece of plastic on the counter... I don't want to judge him, it's his face after all, but you would have thought they would let him see a preview
 WTF: Christ what an asshole.
 Scoo: @Sadbot All things are possible through Christ, or lots and lots of money
 Sadbot: Given the disparate levels of attractiveness and the personality of someone who would do this, I'd say it's far more likely he just hired an actress for a photoshoot
 Robespierre: One frivolous law suit, comin' right up
 VeeKay: Petty as fuck, if true
 Whatever: As long as they dont bounce, who cares
Image 256661   07-10-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
219
 
 Side Boob: Shitters full!
 WTF: I said to tar the DRIVEWAY and cut the GRASS.
 Whatever: Yep, who needs the EPA telling you how to pollute
Image 256660   07-10-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
350
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe he's on his way to a wienie roast.
 dangerkeith3000: Your tail is on fire!
 charlemagne: flareon
 Hyphae: @VeeKay at first, I thought it was a very strange open flame in the background
 VeeKay: Image may contain one dog with a sunlit tail.
Image 256659   07-10-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
190
 
 Mr. Shine: Yeah, this ain't haunted.
 Mad Collager: Burial site of impoverished Chinese emperor found.
 charlemagne: welcome to terminus
 Minnesotan: Hey I love this band, "All pigs must die, this ain't August '69"
 VeeKay: Failed grave digger school agin you frikken loser
Image 256658   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
455
 
 Mr. Shine: It looks like he barks politely.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot Same.
 Not A Bot: if that's an airplane meal i wouldn't be complaining about the fucking knife
Image 256657   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
234
 
 dangerkeith3000: From Agra to friendly spaceship
 Micro Jackson: She's just not that into you
 WTF: Womenamirightguys?
 barfolomew: It's because she's a 300-foot woman, give her some slack.
 charlemagne: not pictured - sweet basketball shot
 Robespierre: Your love is doomed
Image 256656   07-10-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
309
 
 Micro Jackson: At least she ain't fightin over it
 Scoo: Why, oh why, can't I?
Image 256655   07-10-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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