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269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

269187  dangerkeith3000: Music isn't just lyrics. It's melody and chords and rhythm and timbre and instruments, etc.........

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268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Future UPS worker here, once they teach her how to throw.
 dangerkeith3000: @Micro Jackson Catnip?
 Micro Jackson: No cat would put up with this shit. What did you do to it?
 Robespierre: Cat's Love It!
 Scoo: Purrito
Image 256663   07-10-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
351
 
 Not A Bot: "and Batman comes up behind me and starts fucking me in the ass!", oh GOD this is GREAT! This is practically writing itself! My publisher is going to LOVE it!
 dangerkeith3000: Not many couples meet at family reunions...but love is love.
 Yam: Man, what a cute dog.
Image 256662   07-10-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
342
 
 Mad Collager: @Warrax If his new wife is mail-order, he may be paying by both check and Czech.
 wolfpk: Every time the ex gets one of these checks, she thinks: "The asshole is your problem now!"
 Science: @Warrax: People who want to make the receiver take time to go to the bank.
 Micro Jackson: Well, at least he's not a deadbeat
 Warrax: Worst part is that he's paying by check. Who the hell uses checks anymore?
 charlemagne: I served this one matey last week, he had a personalised credit card of himself and his lady. but the bank logo and the magic money chip covered her face, so all you could really see was his dough faced, monobrowed, dead eyed stare looking up at you from a small piece of plastic on the counter... I don't want to judge him, it's his face after all, but you would have thought they would let him see a preview
 WTF: Christ what an asshole.
 Scoo: @Sadbot All things are possible through Christ, or lots and lots of money
 Sadbot: Given the disparate levels of attractiveness and the personality of someone who would do this, I'd say it's far more likely he just hired an actress for a photoshoot
 Robespierre: One frivolous law suit, comin' right up
 VeeKay: Petty as fuck, if true
 Whatever: As long as they dont bounce, who cares
Image 256661   07-10-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
219
 
 Side Boob: Shitters full!
 WTF: I said to tar the DRIVEWAY and cut the GRASS.
 Whatever: Yep, who needs the EPA telling you how to pollute
Image 256660   07-10-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
350
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe he's on his way to a wienie roast.
 dangerkeith3000: Your tail is on fire!
 charlemagne: flareon
 Hyphae: @VeeKay at first, I thought it was a very strange open flame in the background
 VeeKay: Image may contain one dog with a sunlit tail.
Image 256659   07-10-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
190
 
 Mr. Shine: Yeah, this ain't haunted.
 Mad Collager: Burial site of impoverished Chinese emperor found.
 charlemagne: welcome to terminus
 Minnesotan: Hey I love this band, "All pigs must die, this ain't August '69"
 VeeKay: Failed grave digger school agin you frikken loser
Image 256658   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
455
 
 Mr. Shine: It looks like he barks politely.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot Same.
 Not A Bot: if that's an airplane meal i wouldn't be complaining about the fucking knife
Image 256657   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
234
 
 dangerkeith3000: From Agra to friendly spaceship
 Micro Jackson: She's just not that into you
 WTF: Womenamirightguys?
 barfolomew: It's because she's a 300-foot woman, give her some slack.
 charlemagne: not pictured - sweet basketball shot
 Robespierre: Your love is doomed
Image 256656   07-10-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
309
 
 Micro Jackson: At least she ain't fightin over it
 Scoo: Why, oh why, can't I?
Image 256655   07-10-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
166
 
 Shay: At that point I'd throw a heavy object at the screen and break it.
 SpaceCow: @windows96 Hell, I'm not in the class and will remember this.
Image 256654   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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