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269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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Score:
190
 
 Mr. Shine: Yeah, this ain't haunted.
 Mad Collager: Burial site of impoverished Chinese emperor found.
 charlemagne: welcome to terminus
 Minnesotan: Hey I love this band, "All pigs must die, this ain't August '69"
 VeeKay: Failed grave digger school agin you frikken loser
Image 256658   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
455
 
 Mr. Shine: It looks like he barks politely.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot Same.
 Not A Bot: if that's an airplane meal i wouldn't be complaining about the fucking knife
Image 256657   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
234
 
 dangerkeith3000: From Agra to friendly spaceship
 Micro Jackson: She's just not that into you
 WTF: Womenamirightguys?
 barfolomew: It's because she's a 300-foot woman, give her some slack.
 charlemagne: not pictured - sweet basketball shot
 Robespierre: Your love is doomed
Image 256656   07-10-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
309
 
 Micro Jackson: At least she ain't fightin over it
 Scoo: Why, oh why, can't I?
Image 256655   07-10-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
166
 
 Shay: At that point I'd throw a heavy object at the screen and break it.
 SpaceCow: @windows96 Hell, I'm not in the class and will remember this.
Image 256654   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
353
 
 Micro Jackson: We seem to have different definition of booty shorts...
 dangerkeith3000: True friend.
 Scoo: You said you wanted to get in her pants, and by god, you did!
 2Berries: Oportunity missed
 Off Topic: Go rock those booty shorts out in the hall.
Image 256653   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
250
 
 Dr. Bathroom: *Butthead chuckling* We're gonna score.
 Micro Jackson: Your only skor this weekened
 UltraBeverly: 4 Skor and 210 calories ago...
 dangerkeith3000: These are so good.
 Scoo: You said you wanna score at Target, and by god, you did!
 Butcherboy: So thats what that black flag deal means
 Ironass: Looks like someone skored some candy bars.
 AdaMan: Four Skor and seven years ago...
Image 256652   07-10-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
376
 
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Buttersnatch Crumblechunks
 dangerkeith3000: Rad for Benelux Cummerbund!
 WTF: Rad for Barium Oxide Calcium Sulfate!
Image 256651   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
287
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity You do you, Felicity. Whatever you like is ok with me.
 afroking: @dangerkeith3000 I like to give it a good onceover with soap, water, and paper towel just to be safe
 E. HONDA: did they censor their own sign?
 Knice: @Robespierre I'm going to start calling people who annoy me "ass-gasket."
 Mr. Shine: POOP
 Micro Jackson: Newton's third law in action
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 Demand a law that requires ass-gaskets in every public toilet facility!
 charlemagne: @jochenau .. if you pebbledash, time to dash
 jochenau: Whatever happened to "if you sprinkle when you tinkle..."?
 dangerkeith3000: It is okay to sit on a toilet seat people. As long as there isn't noticeable poop or pee (or blood or semen) you are good.
 Robespierre: @Off Topic Clearly, you should stop listening to the radio every morning.
 tib gubb: animals
 Off Topic: After listening to the radio every morning, I can confirm that people don't like to sit on public toilets. So they squat and try to hover above the seat destroying the area for anyone to follow. You're just making your own problem worse.
 Knice: I'm not generally a fan of 'bad parking' notes, but this one seems warranted.
Image 256650   07-10-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
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 Mumbo Dingus: @Not A Bot Agreed
 Knice: @charlemagne Aren't we all?
 Mr. Shine: SMYOOCH!
 Micro Jackson: Ich! Blech! My lips touched dog lips! Get some disinfectant! get some iodine!
 charlemagne: it's trying to rid itself of the taste of genitals
 dangerkeith3000: Interspecies romance
 Prostata: boop in progress!
 Not A Bot: I gotta start uploading stuff so I can flag this kind of shit.
Image 256649   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hanky
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