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273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.



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Score:
752
 
 Not A Bot: Twelve! Twelve Black Dots! Aah Aah Aah [bats flutter]
 trelyate: "sorry, too busy to spend time with you."
 silver: Office cat will do your performance review now
 Yam: Blast fax kudos all around!
 Mr. Shine: I'm giving you a raise!
Image 256507   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
237
 
 dangerkeith3000: He misses his mop bucket. But a baby will do.
 carlin: @Yam Terlets and berlers
 Yam: Its Scruffy, the janitor.
Image 256506   07-09-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
627
 
 isosceleswaffle: Is it just me or does this skeleton seem to be made of solid gold?
 jochenau: When you only read a sentence or two in each paragraph because you can't focus and you only need the gist of it anyway because you're a grad student and it's not particularly relevant to your interests and you have a hundred other papers to read.
 Robespierre: Stupid dreams...
 Whatever: And the ending is a killer too
Image 256505   07-09-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
471
 
 Micro Jackson: See, you can put that Fine Art degree to good use!
 dangerkeith3000: To find out what lens prescription you need, they just have to figure out the angle of your dangle.
 Mr. Shine: These look nuts!
 WTF: Giving the ol' hairy eyeball.
Image 256504   07-09-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
266
 
 trelyate: this is someone's fetish
 dangerkeith3000: I made two jars of fig jam yesterday. My fig tree won't stop making fruit. It's crazy, I tells ya.
 Yam: I keep getting... silly? And deciding I want waffles or pancakes but being impatient and wind up eating a bunch of raw in the middle ones.
Image 256503   07-09-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
484
 
 Micro Jackson: Borxar
 Amy Housewine: No Nipper you're doing it wrong.
 Yam: Some of you feel bad for this lamp.
Image 256502   07-09-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
309
 
 Greifer: F6 Fbi F7
 White Rice: This was a thing back when they first started adding cameras to laptops (at least my one from 10+ years ago had a manual cover). I find it silly how freaked out people get over something you can fix via a portion of a post-it note.
 Ironass: @Yam Then they get the punishment they deserve for spying on me, they see me naked!
 Warren G Hardon: @trelyate Same
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine I will find out
 trelyate: I WANT the FBI to see me jerking off.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think the FBI spies on me thru my computer because if they did, I'd already be arrested multiple times.
 Mr. Shine: @VeeKay @charlemagne What if someone sexts Pokemon and collects girlfriends? What then?
 charlemagne: @VeeKay all I do is collect pokemon and sext your girlfriend too. they must think we're the same person
 jackthesmack: @Spazstatic Jokes on them then. All I ever do is chase pokemons and sext my girlfriend.
 Yam: I mean, Ive accepted that if someone really wants to see me naked, they can. Thats probably the most embarrassing thing thats coming out of my laptop
 Spazstatic: Jokes on you, Huawei sends all your data back to China, including the video/photos, and the audio from the mic. THEN the NSA steals it from their servers.
 Mad Collager: Also, ICE, the NSA, the Russians, the North Koreans, the Nigerians...
Image 256501   07-09-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
191
 
 AdaMan: Holy sheikh!
 Peddy Tenderglass: Prankin to the max
 dangerkeith3000: I like his towel.
 Robespierre: That's one hot Class 1 LED product, alright
 Yam: I dont get it
Image 256500   07-09-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
746
 
 cenecia: He was always the black sheep in the family.
 Ironass: Day 47... The sheep still don't see I'm a dog.
 trelyate: this sheepdog lied on his resume but still got the job
 Hyphae: Muttonherder of the Sea
 Mr. Shine: "I'm having THE BEST DAY!"
 AlexDeLarge: They're silent now, Clarice!
 Solemn: HELP
 Yam: Feeing a little sheepish
Image 256499   07-09-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
341
 
 lecj07: This is what Sarah McLaughlin was singing about on those ads?
Image 256498   07-09-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
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