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268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

268107  Zaxxoff: None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME

268108  Dr Awkward: Merlin? More like Burl-in, amirite?

268108  ThoughtlessGentleman: i lay thus monkeyed curse pon your pristine lady region for so uhhh nobody ever uhhhhh begone trollop!!!

268105  ThoughtlessGentleman: really tasteful way to commemorate losing a testicle. place it directly on your mantle as a conversation starter.

268082  a robot: Look at that happy tail blur

268099  Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure those guys have been crisis their whole lives.

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6. Not A Bot
7. Shay
8. Dr Awkward
9. wolfpk
10. Spazstatic



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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
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 Lunimeow: Great catbus cosplay!!
 Yam: Youve seen Dick in a Box, now get ready for... you know what, never mind
Image 256497   07-09-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
285
 
 trelyate: Season 1 Episode 1 of Black Mirror, anyone?
 jochenau: How does the poor guy sit down?
 VeeKay: Nice image/username interface here too.
 VeeKay: I'll have one Pad Ga Prao, one Sai Mu Ping and two Changs.
 Mr. Shine: Delivery for Waffle House!
 AlexDeLarge: The original truck nuts
 Solemn: Method 617 of 'How to Smuggle Watermelons'
 Yam: @Yam that was supposed to say Bun cha. I guess the spaceship doesnt like characters with accent markers
 Yam: Bn ch, extra pork balls please
 WTF: He get 30 miles per gallon with that hog.
 dangerkeith3000: Aw, nuts!
Image 256496   07-09-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
437
 
 Ironass: Worried shark is worried.
 Mr. Shine: Did I leave the iron on?!
 Yam: Dont worry, tiny shark. We think youre rad.
Image 256495   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
884
 
 Micro Jackson: Worst TOS episode, ever!
 Side Boob: "You mono-toned humans are all alike!"
 dangerkeith3000: It hates cats that are black on the right side of their face.
 sparename: Another friend of Kittain Kirk, again
Image 256494   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
626
 
 Yam: Youre home early.
 Shay: K-9 training has gotten more gentle now.
Image 256493   07-09-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
206
 
 Micro Jackson: Is it safe to come out?
 Yam: As an adult male with no children... this is my monster in the closet.
 Shay: I choo-choo....no wait, I've seen The Shining before, this will end bad...CHOOSE YOU!!!
Image 256492   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
214
 
 Yam: A. Unfortunate
 Shay: Even though Wonder Showzen had a short run, this reminds me of one of the kids saying "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your doorstep? A fair warning"
 a robot: I got one recently that said "only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units." I didn't know fortune cookies were ironic now
 Not A Bot: I'd give Veronica and Betty a "Pearl Necklace"
Image 256491   07-09-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
678
 
 Amy Housewine: @Not A Bot It looks like Hide Cats to me.
 Not A Bot: This picture still looks like fried dogs to me.
 Robespierre: The Unknown Feline, back when he was a fan of the N'Awlins Aint's
 Yam: MFW Im all ready to go and I get a text saying protest is cancelled
 AlexDeLarge: The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
Image 256490   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
283
 
 VeeKay: Meh, he's going to snuff it from pneumonia anyway even if you do get the poor sap back.
 Robespierre: Yup, you're not a doctor
 Solemn: That's somewhat true: she's probably taking his femoral pulse, which is found in the groin. ...Or she could be giving him a 'happy ending'. Either one works.
Image 256489   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
710
 
 Science: *Baby Elephant Song intensifies*
 a robot: @Yam This is the cutest thing I'll read all day :3
 Shay: I choo-choo choose you!
 Yam: Your trunks are small and pointy, but we can still be friends
Image 256488   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
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