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268900  guccigucci: was that a can opening?

268900  gorilla: Hello, I am a cat now.

268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
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 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
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10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
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Score:
214
 
 Yam: A. Unfortunate
 Shay: Even though Wonder Showzen had a short run, this reminds me of one of the kids saying "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your doorstep? A fair warning"
 a robot: I got one recently that said "only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units." I didn't know fortune cookies were ironic now
 Not A Bot: I'd give Veronica and Betty a "Pearl Necklace"
Image 256491   07-09-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
678
 
 Amy Housewine: @Not A Bot It looks like Hide Cats to me.
 Not A Bot: This picture still looks like fried dogs to me.
 Robespierre: The Unknown Feline, back when he was a fan of the N'Awlins Aint's
 Yam: MFW Im all ready to go and I get a text saying protest is cancelled
 AlexDeLarge: The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
Image 256490   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
283
 
 VeeKay: Meh, he's going to snuff it from pneumonia anyway even if you do get the poor sap back.
 Robespierre: Yup, you're not a doctor
 Solemn: That's somewhat true: she's probably taking his femoral pulse, which is found in the groin. ...Or she could be giving him a 'happy ending'. Either one works.
Image 256489   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
710
 
 Science: *Baby Elephant Song intensifies*
 a robot: @Yam This is the cutest thing I'll read all day :3
 Shay: I choo-choo choose you!
 Yam: Your trunks are small and pointy, but we can still be friends
Image 256488   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
571
 
 Micro Jackson: All dressed up and nowhere to go
 Robespierre: Plotting against he who done this thing to him
 Solemn: Meownd. James Meownd.
 dangerkeith3000: Tommy the cat had many a story to tell. And it was a rare occasion such as this, that he did. *sick bass lick*
 Hyphae: That is the face of someone trying to remember in which time zone it is past 5 o'clock.
 Ihminen: yea this cat sure got their cover art for the new album in the bag
 Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait.
Image 256487   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
361
 
 Micro Jackson: Who's the cage for?
 Robespierre: "You're watching me from work, hyoomin ... and I am OUT"
 Otterman: Smug
 Shay: She's grinning because she's planning your demise.
Image 256486   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
606
 
 Robespierre: This taxidermy is sad
 Otterman: Also smug
 sparename: @BavidDowie "Well, hello there, I think you know why I'm here... You killed my Paw..."
 BavidDowie: I see you're a hunter.
 Frum Temps: This tiger sells furniture and uses young, Jake Jabs clones in all his commercials.
 elmstreet: hey buddy could you scootch ov-... can i sit down t-... Just a little...hmm *sits on floor*
 The Dog Dies: The real estate guy is like "it's pre-furnished, this is a steal" but it seemed about 10% over so I ate him and re-wrote the contracts, met with the owner, ate her, and here we are! [FX: paw flourish]
 cakefizzle: My cat likes to sit on the couch, too.
Image 256485   07-09-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
833
 
 Micro Jackson: Oooh! Me! Me!
 Otterman: Not smug
 dangerkeith3000: Sup!
 Shay: Whoops, almost broke my monitor High fiving that puppers.
Image 256484   07-09-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
268
 
 VoR: @Spazstatic same.
 Spazstatic: @Ihminen they should have used "inmate" then. Also, I say this basically every time my wife asks me.
 Ihminen: @VoR not sure if this was some weird jab at women i think it was just a joke about how someone asks what you wanna eat and you respond with that i know i do that all the time when a friend asks where to grab something to eat
 VoR: Wat? Sexism and not funny. ..
Image 256483   07-09-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
192
 
 Micro Jackson: It really wasn't worth the effort
 dangerkeith3000: Good ol' Randy.
 Ihminen: that was a good episode
Image 256482   07-09-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
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