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268114  AdaMan: Trap set

268115  AdaMan: What a jerk taking money from that poor man.

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Felicity That style was the bee's knees. Can ya dig it? That hep cat is flying on those bongos, baby.

268114  wolfpk: I would not want to be the person to open that door, but I want to watch when someone does!

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Science Oh I love the Apple Boat song!

268117  wolfpk: "It's a trap!"

268126  superfudge: 526 of 629 found helpful.

268100  VeeKay: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.

268039  Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

268054  Theimposter: The wrong fitting pauldrons hurt my brain...

268113  a robot: That's a cat though

268061  Theimposter: Ahuhhuh-huh!

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

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4. VeeKay
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9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



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267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!



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Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


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 3. fanny: 4232 points
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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1609 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
12. withak: 1576 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
1055
 
 Mad Collager: Nope! There'snow bear here! Keep movin' along.
Image 256435   07-08-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
295
 
 tib gubb: "I said hello, not suck my dick." - Larry
 trelyate: Is this like Ron Swanson's permit?
 barfolomew: @Passive the joke is that the sign contains Larry's full name.
 Passive: @barfolomew I don't get it
 redmonkey3: The beginning of a beautiful thing
 barfolomew: "okay, Larry, and what is the reason for the name change?"
Image 256434   07-08-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
530
 
 Not A Bot: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.
 OldKentuckyShark: "i see love everytime i look into his eyes"
Image 256433   07-08-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
401
 
Image 256432   07-08-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
649
 
 VoR: That must have been some awesome balloon giraffe. To audibly gasp. Damn. It best have been getting tracked by hunters.
 redmonkey3: Excellent! / need more Rads
 dangerkeith3000: I thought I was reading smut. You tricked me!
 WTF: ...and my penis never worked correctly after that however it did look cool.
Image 256431   07-08-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
647
 
 savvoy: could have sworn there was pizza here a second ago
 DrNinjaman: Step, Ball Change, Spin and Pose!
Image 256430   07-08-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
229
 
 FabricMan: The best balloon giraffe I've ever seen
 redmonkey3: The way all slides should be
 dangerkeith3000: That's one big apple.
 lecj07: @UnknownSample Singing this song as an adult gets creepy fast.
 Spazstatic: No, natural slide.
 UnknownSample: Slide down my rainbow into my cellar door.
Image 256429   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
317
 
 Laree: @Warrax @dangerkeith3000 I was wondering how the xp worked. I've got a long way to go!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 Without elaborating, it all seems rather random.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax I have 669,000 XP. Last time I was purple I had about 400K
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 No, you can still do it via xp. Auto purple is only at the $9 tier, which I am not at. You would have lost your status because someone passed you, which could give us a general idea of where the line is since they don't publish that info.
 dangerkeith3000: @Laree I thought you became purple only by donating. I have a shit load of XP. I was purple for a while but I think that was on accident. They made everyone purple one weekend and forgot to turn mine off for about 6 months.
 dangerkeith3000: I think blue firetrucks are cool. One city I lived in had blue fire trucks and then a few years later they painted them red.
 Laree: @Teechur He doesn't have enough xp to be purple.
 Sandor: Is that a Cybermen head on the right edge?
 Mr. Whiskers: Watertrucks?
 Teechur: Hey, Siri, why are firetrucks...uh...blue?
Image 256428   07-08-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
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 SuedeOxford: @dangerkeith3000 "keeping it to myself" pretty much sums up all my sex stories.
 redmonkey3: That's NOT a rib the red star is tickling
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - awwwwww; don't tease
 dangerkeith3000: I have a sex story relating to this, but I think I better keep it to myself.
 barfolomew: @Hyphae as opposed to vegans, who are just annoying.
 Hyphae: I find most vegetarians are horrifying, regardless of when they are born.
Image 256427   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
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 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 TurkeyVulture: Horrifying vegetarians since 8000 BC.
Image 256426   07-08-18   Uploaded by    edvard
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