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257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Knice
7. Whatever
8. a robot
9. Amy Housewine
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 257414 (1434 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
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fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14144 points
 2. Laree: 5924 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Shay: 2844 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2787 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1884 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1744 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
1055
 
 Mad Collager: Nope! There'snow bear here! Keep movin' along.
Image 256435   07-08-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
295
 
 tib gubb: "I said hello, not suck my dick." - Larry
 trelyate: Is this like Ron Swanson's permit?
 barfolomew: @Passive the joke is that the sign contains Larry's full name.
 Passive: @barfolomew I don't get it
 redmonkey3: The beginning of a beautiful thing
 barfolomew: "okay, Larry, and what is the reason for the name change?"
Image 256434   07-08-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
530
 
 Not A Bot: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.
 OldKentuckyShark: "i see love everytime i look into his eyes"
Image 256433   07-08-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
401
 
Image 256432   07-08-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
649
 
 VoR: That must have been some awesome balloon giraffe. To audibly gasp. Damn. It best have been getting tracked by hunters.
 redmonkey3: Excellent! / need more Rads
 dangerkeith3000: I thought I was reading smut. You tricked me!
 WTF: ...and my penis never worked correctly after that however it did look cool.
Image 256431   07-08-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
647
 
 savvoy: could have sworn there was pizza here a second ago
 DrNinjaman: Step, Ball Change, Spin and Pose!
Image 256430   07-08-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
229
 
 FabricMan: The best balloon giraffe I've ever seen
 redmonkey3: The way all slides should be
 dangerkeith3000: That's one big apple.
 lecj07: @UnknownSample Singing this song as an adult gets creepy fast.
 Spazstatic: No, natural slide.
 UnknownSample: Slide down my rainbow into my cellar door.
Image 256429   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
317
 
 Laree: @Warrax @dangerkeith3000 I was wondering how the xp worked. I've got a long way to go!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 Without elaborating, it all seems rather random.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax I have 669,000 XP. Last time I was purple I had about 400K
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 No, you can still do it via xp. Auto purple is only at the $9 tier, which I am not at. You would have lost your status because someone passed you, which could give us a general idea of where the line is since they don't publish that info.
 dangerkeith3000: @Laree I thought you became purple only by donating. I have a shit load of XP. I was purple for a while but I think that was on accident. They made everyone purple one weekend and forgot to turn mine off for about 6 months.
 dangerkeith3000: I think blue firetrucks are cool. One city I lived in had blue fire trucks and then a few years later they painted them red.
 Laree: @Teechur He doesn't have enough xp to be purple.
 Sandor: Is that a Cybermen head on the right edge?
 Mr. Whiskers: Watertrucks?
 Teechur: Hey, Siri, why are firetrucks...uh...blue?
Image 256428   07-08-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
332
 
 SuedeOxford: @dangerkeith3000 "keeping it to myself" pretty much sums up all my sex stories.
 redmonkey3: That's NOT a rib the red star is tickling
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - awwwwww; don't tease
 dangerkeith3000: I have a sex story relating to this, but I think I better keep it to myself.
 barfolomew: @Hyphae as opposed to vegans, who are just annoying.
 Hyphae: I find most vegetarians are horrifying, regardless of when they are born.
Image 256427   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
638
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 TurkeyVulture: Horrifying vegetarians since 8000 BC.
Image 256426   07-08-18   Uploaded by    edvard
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