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269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...



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Score:
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 tib gubb: "I said hello, not suck my dick." - Larry
 trelyate: Is this like Ron Swanson's permit?
 barfolomew: @Passive the joke is that the sign contains Larry's full name.
 Passive: @barfolomew I don't get it
 redmonkey3: The beginning of a beautiful thing
 barfolomew: "okay, Larry, and what is the reason for the name change?"
Image 256434   07-08-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
530
 
 Not A Bot: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.
 OldKentuckyShark: "i see love everytime i look into his eyes"
Image 256433   07-08-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
401
 
Image 256432   07-08-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
649
 
 VoR: That must have been some awesome balloon giraffe. To audibly gasp. Damn. It best have been getting tracked by hunters.
 redmonkey3: Excellent! / need more Rads
 dangerkeith3000: I thought I was reading smut. You tricked me!
 WTF: ...and my penis never worked correctly after that however it did look cool.
Image 256431   07-08-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
647
 
 savvoy: could have sworn there was pizza here a second ago
 DrNinjaman: Step, Ball Change, Spin and Pose!
Image 256430   07-08-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
229
 
 FabricMan: The best balloon giraffe I've ever seen
 redmonkey3: The way all slides should be
 dangerkeith3000: That's one big apple.
 lecj07: @UnknownSample Singing this song as an adult gets creepy fast.
 Spazstatic: No, natural slide.
 UnknownSample: Slide down my rainbow into my cellar door.
Image 256429   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
317
 
 Laree: @Warrax @dangerkeith3000 I was wondering how the xp worked. I've got a long way to go!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 Without elaborating, it all seems rather random.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax I have 669,000 XP. Last time I was purple I had about 400K
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 No, you can still do it via xp. Auto purple is only at the $9 tier, which I am not at. You would have lost your status because someone passed you, which could give us a general idea of where the line is since they don't publish that info.
 dangerkeith3000: @Laree I thought you became purple only by donating. I have a shit load of XP. I was purple for a while but I think that was on accident. They made everyone purple one weekend and forgot to turn mine off for about 6 months.
 dangerkeith3000: I think blue firetrucks are cool. One city I lived in had blue fire trucks and then a few years later they painted them red.
 Laree: @Teechur He doesn't have enough xp to be purple.
 Sandor: Is that a Cybermen head on the right edge?
 Mr. Whiskers: Watertrucks?
 Teechur: Hey, Siri, why are firetrucks...uh...blue?
Image 256428   07-08-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
332
 
 SuedeOxford: @dangerkeith3000 "keeping it to myself" pretty much sums up all my sex stories.
 redmonkey3: That's NOT a rib the red star is tickling
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - awwwwww; don't tease
 dangerkeith3000: I have a sex story relating to this, but I think I better keep it to myself.
 barfolomew: @Hyphae as opposed to vegans, who are just annoying.
 Hyphae: I find most vegetarians are horrifying, regardless of when they are born.
Image 256427   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
694
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 TurkeyVulture: Horrifying vegetarians since 8000 BC.
Image 256426   07-08-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
709
 
 redmonkey3: "Where are my left overs ?"
Image 256425   07-08-18   Uploaded by    miller
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