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269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

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269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials



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Score:
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 savvoy: could have sworn there was pizza here a second ago
 DrNinjaman: Step, Ball Change, Spin and Pose!
Image 256430   07-08-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
229
 
 FabricMan: The best balloon giraffe I've ever seen
 redmonkey3: The way all slides should be
 dangerkeith3000: That's one big apple.
 lecj07: @UnknownSample Singing this song as an adult gets creepy fast.
 Spazstatic: No, natural slide.
 UnknownSample: Slide down my rainbow into my cellar door.
Image 256429   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
317
 
 Laree: @Warrax @dangerkeith3000 I was wondering how the xp worked. I've got a long way to go!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 Without elaborating, it all seems rather random.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax I have 669,000 XP. Last time I was purple I had about 400K
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 No, you can still do it via xp. Auto purple is only at the $9 tier, which I am not at. You would have lost your status because someone passed you, which could give us a general idea of where the line is since they don't publish that info.
 dangerkeith3000: @Laree I thought you became purple only by donating. I have a shit load of XP. I was purple for a while but I think that was on accident. They made everyone purple one weekend and forgot to turn mine off for about 6 months.
 dangerkeith3000: I think blue firetrucks are cool. One city I lived in had blue fire trucks and then a few years later they painted them red.
 Laree: @Teechur He doesn't have enough xp to be purple.
 Sandor: Is that a Cybermen head on the right edge?
 Mr. Whiskers: Watertrucks?
 Teechur: Hey, Siri, why are firetrucks...uh...blue?
Image 256428   07-08-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
332
 
 SuedeOxford: @dangerkeith3000 "keeping it to myself" pretty much sums up all my sex stories.
 redmonkey3: That's NOT a rib the red star is tickling
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - awwwwww; don't tease
 dangerkeith3000: I have a sex story relating to this, but I think I better keep it to myself.
 barfolomew: @Hyphae as opposed to vegans, who are just annoying.
 Hyphae: I find most vegetarians are horrifying, regardless of when they are born.
Image 256427   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
694
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 TurkeyVulture: Horrifying vegetarians since 8000 BC.
Image 256426   07-08-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
709
 
 redmonkey3: "Where are my left overs ?"
Image 256425   07-08-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
276
 
 Austin: just put itin your moooouth
 Gluten Fee: @Air Biscuit That sounds like my friend's apartment before his nowexwife left him. She was an animal hoarder
 VeeKay: *Horrifies your vegans*
 SuedeOxford: *tickles your ribs*
 dangerkeith3000: Bronies do it pony-style.
 Not A Bot: That Bitch! Can't have a lower sale price when you give it away for free, ho. Fucking hate that bitch!
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit Typical evening for some people, I guess.
 Air Biscuit: Eww, now you have a mouth full of cat hair and chicken dander.
Image 256424   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
690
 
 addend: "I'd lick me, too."
Image 256423   07-08-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
214
 
 redmonkey3: "No, no; Reallly splash the water up and around and all over yr face"
 WTF: Safety 34th.
 Spazstatic: Except the water might not actually be working...
 Spazstatic: Beauty of North Korea.
 Teechur: I have a Sharpie. I'll just write "GFCI" on it. It's all good.
 grizzly: This is fine.
 sparename: The Walmart Suicide Booth
Image 256422   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
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 SaltLick: @addend perfect!!!
 addend: *May.
 dangerkeith3000: "No."
Image 256421   07-08-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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