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257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Knice
7. Whatever
8. a robot
9. Amy Housewine
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
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Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14172 points
 2. Laree: 5924 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2879 points
 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1878 points
12. burritos: 1787 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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Score:
980
 
 Mr. Shine: Hello gorgeous!
 Not A Bot: The ham on the right was still calling "Marco" for hours.
Image 256400   07-08-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
344
 
 wolfpk: "Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!"
 barfolomew: References!
Image 256399   07-08-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
586
 
 Ironass: B.A in education. Gonna teach K-9.
 Annoying Vegan : Valedogtorian
Image 256398   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
84
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Yes, if you look closely it says "COVFEFE".
 Felicity: Is the trick to look at the negative space and it forms a word?
 Laree: Christmas in July?
 Mr. Shine: *squints*
Image 256397   07-08-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
531
 
 Air Biscuit: Bow ties. Bow ties are cool
 Mr. Shine: You're hired!
Image 256396   07-08-18   Uploaded by    HermwoodLitmajor
Score:
529
 
 Ironass: Mean people flipping the dog the bird.
 Mr. Shine: Birb hat and frend.
Image 256395   07-08-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
692
 
 Mr. Shine: Almost Heaven.
Image 256394   07-08-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
645
 
 Not A Bot: "Report for re-education immediately."
 Mr. Shine: Did he blow out the candle?
 Lunimeow: What a handsome floof
Image 256393   07-08-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
281
 
 Felicity: Form a Devo cover band
 redmonkey3: Ohio.
 savvoy: Based on my girlfriend's reaction, my freezing looks NEVER matter.
 Dick Inspector: Minnesota and Wisconsin
 tib gubb: antarctica, underneath your giant floofy parka
 charlemagne: in an abandoned farmhouse in the donbass region
 Teechur: Or if you're Big Dick and you're back in town.
Image 256392   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
625
 
 Felicity: @Felicity A more British version of the catchphrase from P.T. Anderson's Magnolia
 Felicity: Mind the Dick
 Robespierre: Gap minded
 redmonkey3: ... and looking for action!
 wolfpk: Ok, so where is he?
 dobbiesdoogs: big dick knows where the gap is
 Mr. Shine: "Heyoooooo!"
 apoxia: Nice sandals and socks combo
 UnknownSample: I was wondering where that went.
Image 256391   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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