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268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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Score:
183
 
 DrNinjaman: Never go full-Xanax
 bug: Does it slow down Xanax? Is it anti-xanax?
 Sadpygmy: Next level shit
 Sadpygmy: Next level shit
 carpwoman: Slow-release Xanax
 Prostata: it means something very different in French.
 itskando: @lecj07 it's a trap
 Mr. Shine: Hey!! The term is "anxiety disorder," OK?!!
 FabricMan: @lecj07 Then how are you going to read the Braille?
 Dr Awkward: That was my high school nickname!
 lecj07: Not touching this one.
Image 256209   07-07-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
498
 
 Spazstatic: Squad goals
 Munkybut: Both are depressing
 antipatterns: LARRY FLYNT
 Ironass: @DrNinjaman I'll bet Hugh was hard, too.
 DrNinjaman: It's hard out there for a Pope
 Ironass: @Mr. Shine Yeah, but for which side.
 Prostata: who did it better?
 Mr. Shine: This ad for Heaven vs. Hell is pretty compelling.
 well duh: Popein' ain't easy.
Image 256208   07-07-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
408
 
 Mr Bleak: @KingTrebek He drew the sketchbook first, while it was blank.
 SurfNTurf: "Just draw what you see"
 Munkybut: I wonder what he's drawing
 lecj07: @KingTrebek They finished that drawing and are waiting for new inspiration
 Teechur: @KingTrebek Yeah, the artist could have added some detail here and there.
 KingTrebek: if it were actually realistic, there would be a drawing of the room in the sketchbook
Image 256207   07-07-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
660
 
 Robespierre: *BLOORF*
 Hyphae: Up next on our Masters of the Sea collection:
 Mr. Shine: BORK!!!
 Dr Awkward: Hungry Hungry Doggos
Image 256206   07-07-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
512
 
 Hyphae: ...oh I get it: Post Master of the Sea
 DrNinjaman: New trend: Tiny Dog Houses
 Ironass: @Hyphae Or is that how long it takes the post office to deliver, outgoing to incoming?
 Hyphae: How long does it take you to check your mail?
 Mr. Shine: Doggo Of The Month is the best club I ever joined!
Image 256205   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
335
 
 tib gubb: it's a misunderstanding that anyone could have made
 addend: Thank goodness for DNA tests.
 Robespierre: Imagine...
 Christina: Out of wedlock.
 Nope: *Mouth agape as a camera pans over my stunned visage*
 WTF: (Loud groans and 'Oh snap!'s from the audience)
Image 256204   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
347
 
 Catcat: It's called Thailand now
 addend: Also, consult an attorney for legal advice.
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax *absent-mindedly scratches second butt*
 Warrax: Usually.
 KnowLifer: mayonnaise clinic is the best source
Image 256203   07-07-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
686
 
 Dr Awkward: Pork and beans?
Image 256202   07-07-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
827
 
 Mr. Shine: What is this and can I pet it?
Image 256201   07-07-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
732
 
 addend: Swawawawan.
 DrinkMixMan: It's geese all the way "down"
 Prostata: self-diagnosable
 Mr. Shine: "You fools! This isn't even my final form!!"
 VoR: @Teechur or a gif that continues to zoom in
 Teechur: Ok, now someone will MSPaintshop another one on top.
 Warrax: Amazing how fractals appear in nature.
Image 256200   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Ironass
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