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269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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 6. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
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 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 isosceleswaffle: Triskatlion!
 bug: Triskitton
 Micro Jackson: In-spiralling
 Robespierre: Cat King looking legit
 house md: Gankyil aldi meeces
Image 256031   07-06-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
654
 
 Bill Rye: a hog in the hand is worth two in the hedge
 apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these on the road (the adults usually).
 Otterman: Now juggle!
 Yam: Oh god theyre so gross, I love them
 VoR: One closer is actually a prick
 Robespierre: One for each ear!
Image 256030   07-06-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
532
 
 Salvador Molly: Badaba badaba, eedako eedako
 Robespierre: The search for big-eyed beans from Venus continues - I;m still thinking about thos beans
Image 256029   07-06-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
500
 
 flowers: November 10th. A circulatory system appears in the bathroom for thirty seconds and screams before disappearing
 Zaxxoff: Romantically Apocolyptic
 toolbag: Oops! Just the Circulatory System
 dangerkeith3000: @ignatz He sounds like a chronic plastinator.
 Micro Jackson: Man, those are some hard arteries. What the hell have you been eating?
 adeadcrab: @catsanddogs its never too late ti plastinate
 skunkrocker: Bodyworlds was freakin amazing, possibly largely because Gunther von Hagens is a fkin weirdo. I think plastination actually turns him on..
Image 256028   07-06-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
227
 
 DrNinjaman: [Cocks shotgun]"Just keep on drivin'"
 Micro Jackson: I'm gonna get high
 Side Boob: These used to be called a "jumpoline" until your mom used one :P
 Knice: Amp-oline
Image 256027   07-06-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
816
 
 Science: @Robespierre: It's not Americans - it's everyone. Look at the anti-immigrant movements in Europe and Russia, too. People in general are very open to blaming others for their perceived hardships. It's much easier to blame someone that looks different than to understand the real factors and to change them.
 Robespierre: (ps: I am only half-foreign, Congress - so bite me)
 Robespierre: @Science They're either very good at it, or a frightening percentage of Muricans are far too impressionable (note that I did not say stupid) - I vote the latter.
 Science: @Robespierre: No, they're expecting you to deflect your dissatisfaction with their economic decisions from them to people who are easily marginalized. "So, what you're saying is that you don't care for the way I've skewed the tax code to penalize the lowest earners, while allowing the rich (such as myself) to keep more money - look! A Mexican!"
 Air Biscuit: @WTF they tek yer jaaaab?!
 tib gubb: i do like tacos
 Yam: @Robespierre @WTF Whats the old saying? You can always hire one half of the poor to kill the other?
 Robespierre: @WTF It's almost as if a pretty good percentage of America's elected officials are expecting you to drastically lower your employment standards to pick up the slack, isn't it?
 WTF: But they took a job making $1.00/hr that I don't want.
Image 256026   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
239
 
 Micro Jackson: I think this was used in a different movie...
 Robespierre: Ain't addin' none'a this shit to my cart
 WTF: That's a good price for that many ring pops.
Image 256025   07-06-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
275
 
 apoxia: It's actually a converted church with an added floor that bisects the windows.
 Not A Bot: harvest of life?
 Micro Jackson: Must be a pre-fab house. It's easily erected
 Robespierre: Orgy Room design is subliminal
 San DoDo: Christ what a dick
Image 256024   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
756
 
 Micro Jackson: Loafin around
 WTF: Like my loafers? former gophers...
 Sandor: Cute loafer
 Peter Pantsless: Nice slippurrs
Image 256023   07-06-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
387
 
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