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258718  DogsRGreat: But the real question is, who wore it better?

258679  Dick Inspector: Your suppository is on its way

258706  Solemn: That cat looks like it wants to be anywhere but getting slammed into a catloaf.

258707  Solemn: Delicious!

258709  Solemn: @flying sheep If memory serves, Apple wanted to cram its shiny new 'wireless charging' function down peoples' throats around the time they had the iPhone 8. So they didn't package a charger with it, directing buyers to spend an additional $60 on a small plug-in tablet that you could place the phone on to charge.

258711  HandBanana: I Spent years building up an immunity to anger

258710  HandBanana: I spent years building up an immunity to anger

258714  HandBanana: HELLO GEORGIE!!! DO YOU WANT A BALLOON??????

258715  HandBanana: Thats why theyre moms!

258704  dangerkeith3000: @ChubbyBuddy Nude? She's totally covered with those wind-chime thingamajiggers!

258688  charlemagne: if you're having gay, at least have it large

258705  dangerkeith3000: His favorite song is "Brick House". Kinda taking it too seriously...

258706  dangerkeith3000: Dogs want human attention.

258704  charlemagne: @ChubbyBuddy same as former first lady of france carla brunai, or future queen of england duchess katherine

258707  dangerkeith3000: That guy must be famous to have his own cookie.

258708  dangerkeith3000: @Laree That's why from now on I always get the orange cup.

258717  sue: Is she a Blue Heeler / Australian Cattle Dog? She's beautiful.

258704  Chest Rockwell: Is she qualified to fly a 727?

258708  Laree: This family reunion party is weird.

258676  ChubbyBuddy: dave has a family to support, dipshit

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258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258568 VoR: Super glue

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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Score:
900
 
 isosceleswaffle: Triskatlion!
 bug: Triskitton
 Micro Jackson: In-spiralling
 Robespierre: Cat King looking legit
 ignatz: Gankyil aldi meeces
Image 256031   07-06-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
627
 
 Bill Rye: a hog in the hand is worth two in the hedge
 apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these on the road (the adults usually).
 Otterman: Now juggle!
 Yam: Oh god theyre so gross, I love them
 VoR: One closer is actually a prick
 Robespierre: One for each ear!
Image 256030   07-06-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
532
 
 Felicity: Badaba badaba, eedako eedako
 Robespierre: The search for big-eyed beans from Venus continues - I;m still thinking about thos beans
Image 256029   07-06-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
476
 
 Felicity: November 10th. A circulatory system appears in the bathroom for thirty seconds and screams before disappearing
 Zaxxoff: Romantically Apocolyptic
 toolbag: Oops! Just the Circulatory System
 dangerkeith3000: @ignatz He sounds like a chronic plastinator.
 Micro Jackson: Man, those are some hard arteries. What the hell have you been eating?
 ignatz: @catsanddogs its never too late ti plastinate
 ignatz: Bodyworlds was freakin amazing, possibly largely because Gunther von Hagens is a fkin weirdo. I think plastination actually turns him on..
Image 256028   07-06-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
227
 
 DrNinjaman: [Cocks shotgun]"Just keep on drivin'"
 Micro Jackson: I'm gonna get high
 Side Boob: These used to be called a "jumpoline" until your mom used one :P
 Knice: Amp-oline
Image 256027   07-06-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
816
 
 Science: @Robespierre: It's not Americans - it's everyone. Look at the anti-immigrant movements in Europe and Russia, too. People in general are very open to blaming others for their perceived hardships. It's much easier to blame someone that looks different than to understand the real factors and to change them.
 Robespierre: (ps: I am only half-foreign, Congress - so bite me)
 Robespierre: @Science They're either very good at it, or a frightening percentage of Muricans are far too impressionable (note that I did not say stupid) - I vote the latter.
 Science: @Robespierre: No, they're expecting you to deflect your dissatisfaction with their economic decisions from them to people who are easily marginalized. "So, what you're saying is that you don't care for the way I've skewed the tax code to penalize the lowest earners, while allowing the rich (such as myself) to keep more money - look! A Mexican!"
 Air Biscuit: @WTF they tek yer jaaaab?!
 tib gubb: i do like tacos
 Yam: @Robespierre @WTF Whats the old saying? You can always hire one half of the poor to kill the other?
 Robespierre: @WTF It's almost as if a pretty good percentage of America's elected officials are expecting you to drastically lower your employment standards to pick up the slack, isn't it?
 WTF: But they took a job making $1.00/hr that I don't want.
Image 256026   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
239
 
 Micro Jackson: I think this was used in a different movie...
 Robespierre: Ain't addin' none'a this shit to my cart
 WTF: That's a good price for that many ring pops.
Image 256025   07-06-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
275
 
 apoxia: It's actually a converted church with an added floor that bisects the windows.
 Not A Bot: harvest of life?
 Micro Jackson: Must be a pre-fab house. It's easily erected
 Robespierre: Orgy Room design is subliminal
 San DoDo: Christ what a dick
Image 256024   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
732
 
 Micro Jackson: Loafin around
 WTF: Like my loafers? former gophers...
 Sandor: Cute loafer
 Peter Pantsless: Nice slippurrs
Image 256023   07-06-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
387
 
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Image 256022   07-06-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
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