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268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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 Mr Bleak: This is why we can't have nice things. Like feet for example.
 Dr. Bathroom: This is probably only effective with smaller tires (for the diff ratio) and when you're going 10+ mph.
 Side Boob: He might be overrun with Spam Vikings.
 Butcherboy: True. He might be driving with the blade I front to cut down Hittite archers@sparename
 sparename: @Butcherboy How do you know he wants to cut grass?
 Robespierre: @Butcherboy This is not the sort of contingency that would have ever entered the mind of its creator - the total thought process involved would have been something like "Blade spin. Blade CUT."
 BavidDowie: @Butcherboy it creates a Space Force...indirectly, but I bet you he helped.
 Butcherboy: But without a deck it cant generate the air forces to cut to grass cleanly
 FabricMan: "You might be a redneck if..."
 Robespierre: "Fun with PTOs", coming soon to A&E
 sparename: No guns or roses, just Axle Mows..
 a sedated moose: Not stupid if it works! Dangerous, maybe, but not stupid.
Image 255869   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
417
 
 imaginary gf: @Robespierre Remember the sitcom by that name starring Lori Petty?
 sparename: He got a raging beerhorn
 Robespierre: Lush Life
Image 255868   07-05-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
290
 
 Spray Tan: This is in Finland. There were 9 people on it when a cable failed. Thankfully no one was injured.
 square44: lapinsalmiiiiiiiiiiii *thud*
 Side Boob: The Captain Salami Bridge has seen better days.
 PenguinBartender: The alligators want to assure you: this bridge is totally safe.
 VeeKay: M6 after brexit
 Robespierre: Suomi Swingers
 WTF: Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!
 sparename: I think I'll try the Rabbit Salami
 Mr. Shine: NO THANKS
 dangerkeith3000: I think I'll pay the Troll Toll.
 Micro Jackson: More like Collapsinonme, amirite?
 Ihminen: perkele
Image 255867   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
418
 
 Mr. Butt: Holy shit, do you guys remember when PornHub's mobile site only let you click on 5 videos every 24 hours?
 AlexDeLarge: @Micro Jackson or to just avoid being charged per site view, or whatever new innovative new evil unchecked capitalism comes up with.
 dangerkeith3000: My baby can't get enough incest porn.
 Micro Jackson: Yes we need this to access the truly disgusting porns
Image 255866   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
183
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Hyphae Well yeah I'm depressed and have killer anxiety but I meant he literally looks like me. Like a twin lol.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae sorry, I'm saying that with solidarity
 Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 depression hurts
 dangerkeith3000: That guy looks like me.
 Micro Jackson: Not gettin up for anything
Image 255865   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
88
 
 Austin: daaaayum daaayum, daaaaaaaaayum
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: It's a canniburger
 dangerkeith3000: That hamburger is eating another hamburger.
Image 255864   07-05-18   Uploaded by    NutterButterer
Score:
901
 
 VeeKay: Faces of death
 hajjpodge: You're about to be viciously attacked.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm too sexy for my cat. Too sexy for my cat. Whatcha think about that?
Image 255863   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
247
 
 E. HONDA: it's extroverted self-loathing
 dangerkeith3000: I learned it by watching YOU!
Image 255862   07-05-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
451
 
 BavidDowie: Only works on Tuesdays
 dangerkeith3000: Mexican tilapia.
 Micro Jackson: I would totally go for that too
 Mad Collager: Your taco smells like fish.
Image 255861   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
300
 
 grizzly: Hugh Jackman ages so well.
Image 255860   07-05-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
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