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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

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 Side Boob: He looks like Harry Mudd from the original Star trek. Well, minus the Hello-Kitty neck tattoo.
 VeeKay: Faces of umm, ya'll know.
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody put an eyeball in your poop, dude.
 Mr. Shine: Eye scream for confusing images!
 Side Boob: Lieutenant Dan! Ice Cream!!
Image 255856   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 VeeKay: @Robespierre Fly high three bird
 dangerkeith3000: "She let's me stick this many up there."
 charlemagne: bald diana is cruder then expected
 Side Boob: It's good to be the king.
 VoR: The Royal wave
 Robespierre: Yeah; three bid. Now what?
Image 255855   07-05-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
 dangerkeith3000: I bet that car's price tag is Hmongous.
 Shay: I don't like this new Gran Turismo game...
 Mexico: @Mr. Butt I'm thinking about Hellshake Yano.
 Mr. Butt: POP TEAM EPIC is my favorite thing.
 Mexico: I want this car so I can ram subculture bitches' cars off the road.
Image 255854   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
 VeeKay: Faces of dead
 Mr. Shine: "Mommm, I don't WANNA try on school clooooothes!"
 Micro Jackson: Garfield downs one lasagne too many
 penguinslovebananas: I knew I shouldnt have eaten the worm
 Scoo: Yeah, I had a crazy Fourth too
 hajjpodge: same
Image 255853   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Ironass
 VeeKay: Like shooting fish in a barrel. Faces of death.
 Micro Jackson: @Felicity With mee it's more like Sneeze and Wheeze
 Borp Mento: Salt 'n' Pepa
 Mr. Shine: Awwws
Image 255852   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 Nymphomania: @Air Biscuit hahah...
 Air Biscuit: I would like a house that looks like a latte please.
 VeeKay: Vertiginous.
 JollyWell: I thought that was a toilet seat at first
 charlemagne: a glass and a half of milk with every step
 Mad Collager: So many crayons, so little time
 Astanapan: Ah yes, and here is our stairwell expertly designed to induce vertigo. We are really proud of this idea.
Image 255851   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Laree
 tib gubb: hey kid, wanna get fucked up?
 crazymothaofa: No! Go away, Jack! Last time you were here, you pissed in my pants!
 dangerkeith3000: Jack's always down to party.
 Otterman: Is it safe to come out yet?
 Scoo: "Hey, y'all wanna get druuuuunk?"
Image 255850   07-05-18   Uploaded by    badger
 dangerkeith3000: Only Flatearthers would believe this. Too bad it relies on the earth being a globe...catch 22.
 Robespierre: Red circles helpful
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Ssssssssssssssh! Don't you know climate change is a hoax?!?
 jochenau: The North Pole looks surprisingly green for this time of year.
Image 255849   07-05-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 Mad Collager: Hey guys! Look at my inverse North Pole globe pivot impression!
Image 255848   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Laree
 dangerkeith3000: Who else wants lamb chops?
 penguinslovebananas: Looks like every day is leg day for him
Image 255847   07-05-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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