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258718  DogsRGreat: But the real question is, who wore it better?

258679  Dick Inspector: Your suppository is on its way

258706  Solemn: That cat looks like it wants to be anywhere but getting slammed into a catloaf.

258707  Solemn: Delicious!

258709  Solemn: @flying sheep If memory serves, Apple wanted to cram its shiny new 'wireless charging' function down peoples' throats around the time they had the iPhone 8. So they didn't package a charger with it, directing buyers to spend an additional $60 on a small plug-in tablet that you could place the phone on to charge.

258711  HandBanana: I Spent years building up an immunity to anger

258710  HandBanana: I spent years building up an immunity to anger

258714  HandBanana: HELLO GEORGIE!!! DO YOU WANT A BALLOON??????

258715  HandBanana: Thats why theyre moms!

258704  dangerkeith3000: @ChubbyBuddy Nude? She's totally covered with those wind-chime thingamajiggers!

258688  charlemagne: if you're having gay, at least have it large

258705  dangerkeith3000: His favorite song is "Brick House". Kinda taking it too seriously...

258706  dangerkeith3000: Dogs want human attention.

258704  charlemagne: @ChubbyBuddy same as former first lady of france carla brunai, or future queen of england duchess katherine

258707  dangerkeith3000: That guy must be famous to have his own cookie.

258708  dangerkeith3000: @Laree That's why from now on I always get the orange cup.

258717  sue: Is she a Blue Heeler / Australian Cattle Dog? She's beautiful.

258704  Chest Rockwell: Is she qualified to fly a 727?

258708  Laree: This family reunion party is weird.

258676  ChubbyBuddy: dave has a family to support, dipshit

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258568 VoR: Super glue

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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 VeeKay: @redmonkey3 Ya got me pupper. Ya got ma heart.
 redmonkey3: "Ya got me Sherrif"
Image 255699   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
430
 
 VeeKay: @lecj07 Eunuch? Skeleton!
 lecj07: Right until it misfires, and turns him into a eunuch.
 Side Boob: Dick jokes. Dick jokes never change.
 DrNinjaman: @franktank No better use for a pool noodle
 Teechur: @franktank Thank you for your report, Mork. -Orson
 redmonkey3: @franktank - All True! / glad you were able to leave; some of us still stuck
 Yam: War.... War never changes.
Image 255698   07-04-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
302
 
 hajjpodge: Death to all furries.
 Yam: Waw... Waw nevaw changes.
Image 255697   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Passive
Score:
99
 
 Mr Bleak: I think I've worked out his PIN.
 Sadpygmy: She seems nice
 Robespierre: @VeeKay Nailed it
 Springbok: Lil' Whatever
 raditzu: Ah, another respectable bank manager.
 FabricMan: "Doctor, you're wanted in surgery!"
 redmonkey3: @VeeKay - That's the hidden meaning!
 VeeKay: Trustafarian
 WTF: "Mom, dad... Skidmark and I are in love He's going to move in with me until his Asian ska/new wave fusion band is discovered."
 redmonkey3: Want a hidden meaning - 4 all's sake
 Knice: Aggro-irony: Post number ends in 96.
 Teechur: Sorry, we're only hiring people who know how to do the "shocker" correctly.
Image 255696   07-04-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
237
 
 Warrax: Jeeze, that's a tough one. Maybe 400 or so?
 DrNinjaman: We put the "Ass" in Assembly of God
 redmonkey3: Wouldn't god Know that ?
Image 255695   07-04-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
514
 
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - YAY! i saw the thing without hint ;)
 Side Boob: Aggro-Gator Island
Image 255694   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Micro Jackson: She is definitely tired of your shit
 redmonkey3: "These printers are out of warranty; gonna havta charge you for the call anyway"
Image 255693   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
305
 
 wolfpk: Either this person is really bad with English, or very sarcastic.
 Teechur: Pay to the order of... Mrs. Wilbur Starks... one dollar...AND NINE CENTS!
Image 255692   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
608
 
 RiderFan: Original Duke has been dead for years.
 redmonkey3: @a robot - MY president also, Sir or Madame or Other
 a robot: Nothing but respect for MY late president
 bug: He's thinkin' about those beans in heaven now.
Image 255691   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
243
 
 lecj07: @Not A Bot How does one program the python? Before or after draining it?
 Not A Bot: Teaching Python programming.
 redmonkey3: Reckonin'
Image 255690   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
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