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269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 VeeKay: @redmonkey3 Ya got me pupper. Ya got ma heart.
 redmonkey3: "Ya got me Sherrif"
Image 255699   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
430
 
 VeeKay: @lecj07 Eunuch? Skeleton!
 lecj07: Right until it misfires, and turns him into a eunuch.
 Side Boob: Dick jokes. Dick jokes never change.
 DrNinjaman: @franktank No better use for a pool noodle
 Teechur: @franktank Thank you for your report, Mork. -Orson
 redmonkey3: @franktank - All True! / glad you were able to leave; some of us still stuck
 Yam: War.... War never changes.
Image 255698   07-04-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
302
 
 hajjpodge: Death to all furries.
 Yam: Waw... Waw nevaw changes.
Image 255697   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Passive
Score:
99
 
 Mr Bleak: I think I've worked out his PIN.
 Sadpygmy: She seems nice
 Robespierre: @VeeKay Nailed it
 Springbok: Lil' Whatever
 raditzu: Ah, another respectable bank manager.
 FabricMan: "Doctor, you're wanted in surgery!"
 redmonkey3: @VeeKay - That's the hidden meaning!
 VeeKay: Trustafarian
 WTF: "Mom, dad... Skidmark and I are in love He's going to move in with me until his Asian ska/new wave fusion band is discovered."
 redmonkey3: Want a hidden meaning - 4 all's sake
 Knice: Aggro-irony: Post number ends in 96.
 Teechur: Sorry, we're only hiring people who know how to do the "shocker" correctly.
Image 255696   07-04-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
237
 
 Warrax: Jeeze, that's a tough one. Maybe 400 or so?
 DrNinjaman: We put the "Ass" in Assembly of God
 redmonkey3: Wouldn't god Know that ?
Image 255695   07-04-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
540
 
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - YAY! i saw the thing without hint ;)
 Side Boob: Aggro-Gator Island
Image 255694   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Micro Jackson: She is definitely tired of your shit
 redmonkey3: "These printers are out of warranty; gonna havta charge you for the call anyway"
Image 255693   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
305
 
 wolfpk: Either this person is really bad with English, or very sarcastic.
 Teechur: Pay to the order of... Mrs. Wilbur Starks... one dollar...AND NINE CENTS!
Image 255692   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
635
 
 RiderFan: Original Duke has been dead for years.
 redmonkey3: @a robot - MY president also, Sir or Madame or Other
 a robot: Nothing but respect for MY late president
 bug: He's thinkin' about those beans in heaven now.
Image 255691   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
243
 
 lecj07: @Not A Bot How does one program the python? Before or after draining it?
 Not A Bot: Teaching Python programming.
 redmonkey3: Reckonin'
Image 255690   07-04-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
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