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269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

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12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 raditzu: Damn tall car.
 a robot: Dogs love it! This dog seems to anyway :3
 Spazstatic: Air Bud
 Nope: Im having problems understanding the situation in the background there...
Image 255593   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr. Shine: *blep*
 Warrax: @Annoying Vegan Tanks. Tame too ooo.
 Annoying Vegan : Happy Tongue Out Tuesday!
Image 255592   07-03-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 Zochrot: what if james dosn't deserve a god damn toy
 2Berries: @twitter my wife forgot once & i did not get pissed
 Magdra: I'm not sure, but I think someone else wrote one of those things.
 Scoo: Just one?
 Air Biscuit: Is smacking the baggers a thing now?
 Yam: I know you said to buy piss, but Coors Light was on sale. Dont give me that look.
Image 255591   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
 Robespierre: Tell me again ... why do they call it Iceland?
 apoxia: Shouldn't someone say something?
 crazymothaofa: When you are missing an Igneo Talus in your Hyrule Compendium early in the game
 wolfpk: This person got a good picture; for law enforcement investigating this guys deah.
 WTF: Your shit's on fire yo.
 grace: The floor IS lava
 Air Biscuit: Should have thrown down couch cushions or something to hop on.
 Skinr: Damned millenials.
 professorpig: This is fine.
Image 255590   07-03-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
 raditzu: Excuse me, gentelmen, where can i find the nearest canadian club?
 Robespierre: Living, larfing, loafing
 apoxia: Stealth mode
 AdaMan: So a seal walks into a club...
 Yam: Thats a Digimon
 Spazstatic: A living marshmallow.
Image 255589   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Gentleman
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz it probably is, but it would take too long to find it.
 Dank Means: @Mr. Shine Rats, I was hoping they'd be on AG at least..
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz…
 buffalo: @Mr. Shine share plz
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz I actually know WHICH picture Not is talking about.
 apoxia: That's clearly methamphetamine.
 Scoo: @ignatz Replace your physical body with a shit-posting algorithm?
 Mr Mumble: @Spazstatic I've often wondered how we might access @Not A Bot 's parallel universe..
 Spazstatic: I'm apparently really bad at reading French because I thought it was talking about a table. Thanks @Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: Translated from French, top text to bottom: 'Some bones of the Horse are some of ours. Look at the drawing below - they are indicated by the same color. Its knee is our wrist. Its hock is our ankle. Her hooves are our fingernails. Horses have, like us, forearms, arms, and shoulders.'
Image 255588   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Image 255587 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by toaster. Boo, toaster.
 apoxia: Memories
Image 255586   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
 zip file: I guess I could text in an eye dialect
 lecj07: @Skinr Mike's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
 Korrok: I can dig it.
 apoxia: That'll be easy. Don't think I've talked on the phone for about a week.
 2Berries: One swedish chef coming up!
 Air Biscuit: *writes post with a french accent
 Skinr: "Mario Brothers, you clog 'em, we clear 'em."
 KnowLifer: Jokes on you, nobody ever calls me
Image 255585   07-03-18   Uploaded by    space
 Robespierre: This eyelash craze has finally gone too far.
 sparename: "Ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence?"
Image 255584   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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