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269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

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2. MrBoffo
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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 Shay: herp a bert
Image 255401   07-02-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 AlexDeLarge: This is what proponents of arming teachers actually believe.
 Robespierre: Here - have a smoke. OK, how about a toothpick, then?
Image 255400   07-02-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
 E. HONDA: in another thread they discuss how to make repairs to structural gingerbread
 Dr. Bathroom: This isn't semantics.
 Hokie333: Cthulhu loves the little children / All the children of the world / Baked or boiled, steamed or fried / In the sauce or on the side / Cthulhu loves the little children of the world.
 Scoo: "40-80 lbs of meat" is my dancin' name
 dangerkeith3000: A nice beer marinade helps, too
 redmonkey3: Searing before starting the cooking helps A LOT with flavors!
Image 255399   07-02-18   Uploaded by    twitter
 redmonkey3: CLEAN! - for this moment at least
Image 255398   07-02-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 WTF: Toonces NO!!!
Image 255397   07-02-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
 WTF: Never forget (this combination)
 Nope: Nice try Illuminati
 Shay: Jet fuel can't melt Master lockers.
Image 255396   07-02-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: It looks like Trump's hair
 randomhobo: That can't be right
 White Rice: @VoR oof, readily available snacks at work make everything harder. I'm fortunate my new job has less terrible things on hand constantly, instead of access to fountain drinks 24/7 like the last job. Still, the 7-11 is only a block away, and there's always cheap candy there.
 VoR: @White Rice ...yeah and the vending machine at work. Oops.
 White Rice: @VoR this, and significantly cutting down on soda, has helped get things back under control for me (and the soda thing was an easy 10 lbs by subbing in iced tea and/or lemonade when I wanted more than water)
 Joseph: That looks about right, I'll have three servings please.
 VoR: Since I started having actual measured portions of cereal. I gained control of my eating in general. Now I cannot eat portions so
 redmonkey3: Or of anything, really... reverse is true of somethings as well - gotta READ the labels; i scan to my detriment
 Hokie333: Serving size: 38 carbon atoms
Image 255395   07-02-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Image 255394 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hapi papi. Your image was bad, hapi papi.
 PenguinBartender: @Vorm Gongo Yeah, some chuckheads were talking through the whole thing :( @White Rice -- "A Quiet Place"
 White Rice: @Vorm Gongo now I'm intrigued, what's the movie?
Image 255393   07-02-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
 wolfpk: Syrup delivery!
 Not A Bot: Caring is Creepy With My Penis
 FabricMan: International House of Petroleum
 Amy Housewine: Nice try, IHOP.
 dangerkeith3000: IHOB
 Nope: ah the syrup truck is here
Image 255392   07-02-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
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