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257646  Shay: Even lions get a hankering for California cheeseburgers too.

257626  Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257648  Shay: I thought it was "kitty slash bread".

257641  Otterman: They were in the bath because Mr. Pinchy got dirty chasing birds in the yard.

257605  Ironass: You woke me up for this?

257618  Ironass: I know I'm Siamese, but draw me like one of your French Cats.

257650  Knice: I like Torsohorn!

255791  Mr Bleak: That'll stop the bugger stealing my milk!

257643  Amy Housewine: "Heaventh ta murgatroyd, what wath I doing latht night"

255802  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk All cats are born ready filleted. Go look at a cat sleeping on a shelf of books and you'll see what I mean.

257644  Ironass: Zoidberg apparently isn't feeling well.

257634  Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257646  Ironass: I didn't know lion cubs were born that way.

255805  Mr Bleak: We need a apple for scale.

257646  Amy Housewine: Mid-cough.

257655  neutron: Have you received any gifts of leaves or lizards?


257645  a robot: Fucking brilliant!

257588  petepuma: he's lactose intolerant

257623  Amy Housewine: Springboardger

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257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257634 Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

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10. CompletelyJoking: 1924 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1799 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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 SuedeOxford: CM Punch
 Mr. Shine: *boop*
 Nope: why are u doing this?
 tib gubb: *BIFF*
 lecj07: "Smell this, it's the new UFC scent. Sweat, and the blood of your enemies."
 Butcherboy: I love you Pepsi. Pepi, papa homer
 Felicity: Ultimate fighting and Shemp hair don't mix
Image 255282   07-01-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 a sedated moose: @lecj07 is that near Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement?
 raditzu: Oh God, oh God, where can i get one?!
 lecj07: @Yam Not til it comes to Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace.
 Yam: Someone call Ashens
Image 255281   07-01-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
 Not A Bot: I like how all of these cards have been thoroughly used.
 Warrax: His real mom also always wears shirts backwards.
 Skinr: Something something imprinting...
Image 255280   07-01-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
 Fiveninety: @dangerkeith3000 to mess with head your head
 Sadbot: That's what defrost is for
 dangerkeith3000: Why is there an extra 'window'?
 tib gubb: that's just added insulation
 a robot: Your car fills up with snow. Yes, this does tend to happen.
 Laree: Looks like a face below the fuzzy dice.
Image 255279   07-01-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
 Mr Bleak: Thank you sir, that's all gone through. Please collect your food at the next window.
 Shay: H-here, take my credit c-card, just leave me alone!!!
 Annoying Vegan : MEOW WOLF
 Nope: Neat!
Image 255278   07-01-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 dangerkeith3000: @Spazstatic I meant West too lol! East Texas is really mild.
 E. HONDA: did you roll window your window up
 Not A Bot: Is it okay to think Mr. Ferrell isn't funny? That's natural. These days, most people feel that way.
 Spazstatic: @Robespierre @dangerkeith3000 meant North Western, because I don't have any experience except North West and South Texas. Not surprised it applies to North Eastern Texas too.
 dangerkeith3000: @Spazstatic Yeah this is pretty true for Dallas, Austin, Houston, San Antone - it's a whole 'nother thing out east... I'm from DAllas and when I went to Palo Duro Canyon I froze my nuts off. Now I can't have children :(
 Robespierre: @Spazstatic I spent a week one night waiting a blizzard out at a truck stop outside Burkburnett
 Robespierre: #LaredoStrong
 Spazstatic: Obviously you haven't been to North Eastern Texas.
Image 255277   07-01-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
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Image 255276   07-01-18   Uploaded by    daver
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Mass Seppuku, probably.
 dangerkeith3000: Imagine if it left 25 minutes late! All those people fired!
 Not A Bot: I have my own prizza oven
Image 255275   07-01-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
 Skinr: Dog-nut
 Mad Collager: At first, I thought it was a police dog.
 Felicity: Bageltongue
 Nope: *whistle sounds*
 tib gubb: life is good
Image 255274   07-01-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
 BavidDowie: Dont force it
 Felicity: I can hold it! I can hold it!
 dobbiesdoogs: "use the force luke. let go luke."
 Laree: So pee on the screen?
Image 255273   07-01-18   Uploaded by    Capital
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