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267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

267914  MrBoffo: Haw haw ... (yawn)

267945  Knice: Whoever drew that's probably in a cage right now.

267933  Shay: @WannaBee *pukes*

267913  Shay: Hamburglar has taken it to a new violent level.

267922  Shay: I'm talking Marina Trench deep baby.

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9. WTF
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267526 charlemagne: keep crying and I'll send you back to brazil

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267528 Bluetocracy: You may have a slight infestation of felines.



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time is wastin uploaded 267579 (800 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (788 points)
The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (740 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. fanny: 3929 points
 3. Side Boob: 3214 points
 4. Gomi Day: 2267 points
 5. toad: 2147 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2133 points
 7. Nope: 1838 points
 8. static xyz: 1632 points
 9. Mustyrats: 1536 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1436 points
13. Mexico: 1436 points
14. time is wastin: 1418 points
15. teletub: 1408 points
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Score:
495
 
 SuedeOxford: An idea isn't stupid if it works.
Image 255154   06-30-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
459
 
 Kaviri: Where'd the quick brown fox go?
 Killed By Death: A taxidermied rug?
Image 255153   06-30-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
759
 
 Ironass: Lieutnant Dan! ...
 Shay: I think she's allergic to those blossoms...
 lecj07: Majestic AF
 SuedeOxford: Pusheen irl
Image 255152   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
585
 
 weirduncle: @Knice Agree
 UnknownSample: Oh Great Leader, we come to enjoy you.
 Shay: Blondes have more fun?
 Knice: They both look better somehow.
 SuedeOxford: Kimhair Trump looks like the lovechild of Rod Blagojevich and a reef-dwelling giant grouper.
Image 255151   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
416
 
 raditzu: Found Nemo! He's sun-drying on the porch!
 Mr. Shine: Learn to recognize the signs of mental illness.
 Killed By Death: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER-jelly time!
 Shay: Tell you what I thought of this? It's a house of nightmares with a dash of pedophilia.
Image 255150   06-30-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
556
 
 crazymothaofa: 1Yeah its me 2yes and he's still here 3and wearing pink 4so much pink :(
 Shay: 1. Yes this is doggo. 2. What's that? 3. I told not to call this number. 4. Do not speak to me or my sons ever again.
 square44: hello yes this is dog
Image 255149   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
629
 
 Mr Bleak: For the glory of Catan!
 Dreforian: Redundancy is good. Redundancy is good. Redundancy is good.
 Shay: Sanguire, kitty-os
 Killed By Death: This looks like anslimmer version of my cat....
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Become my willing thralls!
Image 255148   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
530
 
 Ironass: Everything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.
 Mr. Whiskers: Tell your doctor if you experience a cactus longer than 90 minutes
 Killed By Death: Thirty minutes after viagra
 Hokie333: Prickly prick.
 FranzTrashka: Cactus hate Mondays, cactus lives for fridays
 Air Biscuit: Nailed it.
 lecj07: Ask your plant care professional if viagra is right for you.
Image 255147   06-30-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
545
 
 a robot: Cat gratia cattus
 Knice: Metro Goldwyn Mewer
Image 255146   06-30-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
437
 
 Mr. Shine: Sink this boat.
 Stephen Milkmus: The shirtlessness and sunglasses make it seem like the Implication is one of those Jersey Shore nicknames
 Not A Bot: This is fine.
 jochenau: What a show / The Implication, here we go / We know you're wishin' / that we'd go awayyyyyyy
 Sadbot: It's funny when it's Dennis Reynolds, because he is awful and fictional. Not funny when you're awful and real.
 Shay: Dingy for ding-ohs.
Image 255145   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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