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269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

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 Mr. Shine: Sink this boat.
 Stephen Milkmus: The shirtlessness and sunglasses make it seem like the Implication is one of those Jersey Shore nicknames
 Not A Bot: This is fine.
 jochenau: What a show / The Implication, here we go / We know you're wishin' / that we'd go awayyyyyyy
 Sadbot: It's funny when it's Dennis Reynolds, because he is awful and fictional. Not funny when you're awful and real.
 Shay: Dingy for ding-ohs.
Image 255145   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 carpwoman: Good grief.
 Mr. Shine: @Uncle Phil family history meaning endometriosis, ovarian cysts, and barren-ness in aunts/cousins
 Kaviri: But, is it a form of rape?
 Uncle Phil: @Mr. Shine unless your wife is Jesus, I'm pretty sure nobody has a famiy history of no pregnancy.
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Whiskers My wife's ob/gyn refused to put her on birth control, telling her that with her family history "she'd probably NEVER be able to have kids." She got pregnant on our wedding night.
 sparename: Our cigarette packets and beer cans told us they would make us infertile - LIARS, I have two kids
 Mr. Whiskers: My wife and I conceived literally on the first try. I told her obgyn I thought it took like a month for birth control to stop working. She said: it depends; what type of both control were you using? And I was like: pulling out.
 Peter Pantsless: Username/upload combo?
Image 255144   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
 NoRagrets: This movie was so weird
 Shay: Mr. Saturn IRL (just without the ribbon though)
Image 255143   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Solemn
 Kaviri: Get off my lawn, ya damn kids!
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 SuedeOxford: Patiently waiting for Wednesday, my dudes.
Image 255142   06-30-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 raditzu: epic beard
 Pingu IRL: The guy on the left is like a combination of my friend who likes masks, Darth Maul, and Goldust from when he was in TNA Impact Wrestling instead of WWF
 SuedeOxford: Follow the golden buzzards!
Image 255141   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 Teechur: Attention K-mart shoppers!
 Air Biscuit: Birb lightrear!
 SuedeOxford: This bird will shit in your pitot tubes if you even think about straying toward the edge of the taxiway.
 BavidDowie: Meadow Lark!
Image 255140   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr Bleak: Black Shreddies
 smusher: Grey cookie
 BavidDowie: Black Vitamins
 Teechur: @Laree GAAAAAH! I forgot about that! Don't Google it! Just don't!
 Dreforian: Baby blue sushi
 Joseph: Red strawberry
 Kaviri: Black Angus.
 Stumpwiz: Red plaid waffle.
 Uncle Phil: Vanity license plate meatball subs
 grizzly: Blue Steak Frites
 Mr. Shine: "Home of The Whopper" clementines
 Bohab: Black chicken
 Bagels: Pink cookies
 FabricMan: Commando burger
 Killed By Death: Skid Marks Refried Beans
 FranzTrashka: Orange lentil soup
 Air Biscuit: Snow-camo potato breakfast pizza
 jochenau: White Tart
 SuedeOxford: Ripped Teal Boneless Wings
 Shay: Plaid Blue Philly Cheese Steak Egg Rolls (yes, philly cheesesteak egg rolls is an actual thing)
 Knice: Blue nachos, so extra giggles for me given the ol switcherino.
 Mr. Whiskers: Oh shit actually blue graham crackers. How did I forget I was wearing underwear?
 Mr. Whiskers: None graham crackers
 Prostata: black cannoli! LOL
 WTF: @Fiveninety Red, white, black and blue chimichangas
 Scoo: Red Falafel
 jayjay: Grey Guylians
 Yam: None special fuzzy peaches
 Fiveninety: green chimichanga
 Sage: White steak.
 Laree: Blue waffles
 OldKentuckyShark: Grey tacos
Image 255139   06-30-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Air Biscuit: "My paw still smells like the tuna i ate and i like it."
 Scoo: I fawted!
 Laree: *tee hee*
Image 255138   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 WTF: "Thanks for choosing Uber. Would you care for some water... gum... or a taco perhaps?"
 Mr. Shine: #lifehack
 BavidDowie: Thanks, Taco Robot
 Darmstadtium: So that's what that thing is for...
Image 255137   06-30-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
 BavidDowie: Happy Borkfday!
Image 255136   06-30-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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