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258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

258668  Knice: This picture is of words. :-(

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10. tib gubb



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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.



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Score:
343
 
 Mr. Shine: Sink this boat.
 Felicity: The shirtlessness and sunglasses make it seem like the Implication is one of those Jersey Shore nicknames
 Not A Bot: This is fine.
 jochenau: What a show / The Implication, here we go / We know you're wishin' / that we'd go awayyyyyyy
 Sadbot: It's funny when it's Dennis Reynolds, because he is awful and fictional. Not funny when you're awful and real.
 Shay: Dingy for ding-ohs.
Image 255145   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
185
 
 carpwoman: Good grief.
 Mr. Shine: @Uncle Phil family history meaning endometriosis, ovarian cysts, and barren-ness in aunts/cousins
 Kaviri: But, is it a form of rape?
 Uncle Phil: @Mr. Shine unless your wife is Jesus, I'm pretty sure nobody has a famiy history of no pregnancy.
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Whiskers My wife's ob/gyn refused to put her on birth control, telling her that with her family history "she'd probably NEVER be able to have kids." She got pregnant on our wedding night.
 sparename: Our cigarette packets and beer cans told us they would make us infertile - LIARS, I have two kids
 Mr. Whiskers: My wife and I conceived literally on the first try. I told her obgyn I thought it took like a month for birth control to stop working. She said: it depends; what type of both control were you using? And I was like: pulling out.
 Peter Pantsless: Username/upload combo?
Image 255144   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
403
 
 NoRagrets: This movie was so weird
 Shay: Mr. Saturn IRL (just without the ribbon though)
Image 255143   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Solemn
Score:
487
 
 Kaviri: Get off my lawn, ya damn kids!
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 SuedeOxford: Patiently waiting for Wednesday, my dudes.
Image 255142   06-30-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
281
 
 raditzu: epic beard
 Felicity: The guy on the left is like a combination of my friend who likes masks, Darth Maul, and Goldust from when he was in TNA Impact Wrestling instead of WWF
 SuedeOxford: Follow the golden buzzards!
Image 255141   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
633
 
 Teechur: Attention K-mart shoppers!
 Air Biscuit: Birb lightrear!
 SuedeOxford: This bird will shit in your pitot tubes if you even think about straying toward the edge of the taxiway.
 BavidDowie: Meadow Lark!
Image 255140   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
252
 
 Mr Bleak: Black Shreddies
 smusher: Grey cookie
 BavidDowie: Black Vitamins
 Teechur: @Laree GAAAAAH! I forgot about that! Don't Google it! Just don't!
 Dreforian: Baby blue sushi
 Joseph: Red strawberry
 Kaviri: Black Angus.
 Stumpwiz: Red plaid waffle.
 Uncle Phil: Vanity license plate meatball subs
 grizzly: Blue Steak Frites
 Mr. Shine: "Home of The Whopper" clementines
 Bohab: Black chicken
 Bagels: Pink cookies
 FabricMan: Commando burger
 Killed By Death: Skid Marks Refried Beans
 FranzTrashka: Orange lentil soup
 Air Biscuit: Snow-camo potato breakfast pizza
 jochenau: White Tart
 SuedeOxford: Ripped Teal Boneless Wings
 Shay: Plaid Blue Philly Cheese Steak Egg Rolls (yes, philly cheesesteak egg rolls is an actual thing)
 Knice: Blue nachos, so extra giggles for me given the ol switcherino.
 Mr. Whiskers: Oh shit actually blue graham crackers. How did I forget I was wearing underwear?
 Mr. Whiskers: None graham crackers
 Prostata: black cannoli! LOL
 WTF: @Fiveninety Red, white, black and blue chimichangas
 Scoo: Red Falafel
 Felicity: Grey Guylians
 Yam: None special fuzzy peaches
 Fiveninety: green chimichanga
 Sage: White steak.
 Laree: Blue waffles
 OldKentuckyShark: Grey tacos
Image 255139   06-30-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
502
 
 Air Biscuit: "My paw still smells like the tuna i ate and i like it."
 Scoo: I fawted!
 Laree: *tee hee*
Image 255138   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
436
 
 WTF: "Thanks for choosing Uber. Would you care for some water... gum... or a taco perhaps?"
 Mr. Shine: #lifehack
 BavidDowie: Thanks, Taco Robot
 Darmstadtium: So that's what that thing is for...
Image 255137   06-30-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
485
 
 BavidDowie: Happy Borkfday!
Image 255136   06-30-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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