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269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

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12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 Micro Jackson: Climb in, baby, the lack of water is fine
 savvoy: ...Wilfred Brimley?
 Robespierre: "... and it could help save your LIFE"
Image 254883   06-29-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Air Biscuit: Like a glove
 Micro Jackson: Dedication
 dobbiesdoogs: neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night....
 WTF: She really wants to earn that $0.75 tip!
 Side Boob: 30 minutes or less!
Image 254882   06-29-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
 White Rice: @Otterman ah, Limbo, the game with the most primal-fear inducing spider ever. That spider still freaks me out.
 Micro Jackson: Just looking for my concrete shoes...
 Otterman: @White Rice Fuck, that was a good game. Limbo too!
 Mad Collager: @Whatever Yeah, this is how her parents elevated the status of the servants.
 Side Boob: @White Rice That was it! I get the two confused.
 White Rice: @Side Boob this looks closer to a scene from Inside, but Braid is good.
 Side Boob: Reminds me I haven't played Braid in a while.
 Whatever: Another happy scene from Ivankas childhood
 Mr. Shine: Credit: Stefan Koidl
Image 254881   06-29-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose it's quantum popcorn
 VeeKay: @a sedated moose It's actually 'popcore'. It's just what it does.
 Mad Collager: @a sedated moose It's actually Government Popcorn.
 Amy Housewine: That darn popcorn.
 Amy Housewine: I think it is shit.
 Amy Housewine: Popcorn, I am convinced, is just packing foam. I really cannot see the appeal of popcorn.
 a sedated moose: Why does the popcorn appear to be spinning?
Image 254880   06-29-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
 Micro Jackson: Oh yeah, smell that marker
 VeeKay: Whitey holding him back.
 Mad Collager: Boy, cheaters are really getting aggressive these days.
 fanny: would be better if he was drawing one of those Ss.
 Whatever: Im waiting and watching to see if you do something I can tattle on... bro.
Image 254879   06-29-18   Uploaded by    p nut
 Scoo: BUH- GOK!
 VeeKay: Tell me again how dinosaurs didn't evolve into birds?
 fanny: @grizzly the better to see you with before you are pecked to death
 grizzly: Those are some beautiful eyes.
Image 254878   06-29-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Micro Jackson: There is yellow snow in your future
 mammal883: C'mon, go poop already, I'm getting cold!
Image 254877   06-29-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
 VeeKay: Yeah, but youse is 60 now so who cares?
 WTF: Whatch you talkin' about?
Image 254876   06-29-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
 savvoy: That chair tho...
 Prostata: ok kids... this is why you don't stay awake to see santa
 Mr. Shine: Credit: Stefan Koidl
 Mr. Shine: They say Santa can crawl into any hole he can fit his head through.
Image 254875   06-29-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 MamboNumber6: This driving video game is weird
 Zaxxoff: my eyes are up here
 Whatever: Dang, those were awesome drugs you had me on..
 UltraBeverly: Glen? Or Glenda?
 addend: *heart attack*
 SpaceCow: "You've been in a coma for two thousand years. Humans now have four eyes and your student debt has grown to eclipse the national deficit."
 Mr. Shine: "Hey, Four-Eyes!!"
Image 254874   06-29-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
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