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268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

268346  Side Boob: They seem nice.

268373  Zaxxoff: they still park like assholes

268358  Side Boob: Hemingway cats are the best.

268380  Zaxxoff: accurate if you own a weather dominator

268379  a robot: good friends serve as each other's butt pillow

268365  Not A Bot: letters or liters? I'll let you decide!

268381  Zaxxoff: yeah, but that was like 18 years ago.. and can you really be sure it was even tom hanks or just a guy that looked like tom hanks?

268282  Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268359  Mad Collager: Oh Braille No!

268376  NoRagrets: If a tree falls and lacks the ability to scream, would it try anyway?

268363  WTF: Mupboob

268373  WTF: I still don't see it.

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268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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Score:
341
 
 Shay: Fuck, my neck....
 Flam Dangler: @VoR It's the "or." But I think the statute of limitations has expired under PC 288 in those cases. (j/k Mr. Wheaton)
 Scoo: That font; the goggles do nothing!
 dangerkeith3000: Well he DID make out with a young Ashley Judd...
 VoR: ...when he was teenage or....
 VoR: ...when he was teenage or....
 Side Boob: This was one of the "Weirdo Items" listed on the left. I urge everyone to look it up on Amazon and read the pages provided for free. :eyepop:
 WTF: Shut up Wesley!
Image 254752   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
333
 
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Image 254751   06-28-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
327
 
 Flam Dangler: @Musician Now if she'd just trade her iPhone for the Jitterbug...
 Musician: Mom will now interrupt me 50 times fewer per week.
Image 254750   06-28-18   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
787
 
 dangerkeith3000: @isosceleswaffle Agreeing with Don Henley sucks. Any song by Joe Walsh or the other guys is so much better.
 Korrok: I have to laugh...
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit I actually just saw them (minus Walter Becker obv) over the weekend. Great show!
 Air Biscuit: They stab it with their steely knives but they just cant kill the beast because the beast is steely dan.
 isosceleswaffle: Good song, but Don Henley needs to have his larynx removed.
 barfolomew: @Flam Dangler GET OUTTA MY CAB
 Flam Dangler: I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
 dangerkeith3000: Hotel California sucks.
 Mexico: Good.
Image 254749   06-28-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
473
 
 Science: You take the good, you take the bad, you put them both together and you have the Facts of Life!
 E. HONDA: I guess the show is based on a true story
 Flam Dangler: Ok, it's the cast from "Replete Home." ... I don't get it.
 Scoo: Whoa!
 dangerkeith3000: What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, the evening tv?
 a robot: I have to buy my own damn off brand cereal though
 Shay: Large Home
 Robespierre: Black bars, failed stilted attempt at humour; what's to like?
Image 254748   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
192
 
 Spazstatic: They couldn't have waited 11 more seconds?
 OldKentuckyShark: @WTF that's what i thought after i looked at it a little longer, wanted to make sure i want missing something else @dangerkeith3000 perfect reference
 Flam Dangler: Hey! Look at that. The missing evidence in the Kelner case. My God! He was innocent!
 dangerkeith3000: Everywhere you look is a face (is a face) of somebody who needs you.
 Sage: @OldKentuckyShark I think it's a perspective thing.
 WTF: @OldKentuckyShark The plastic bag looks like a person hiding when viewed by the security camera.
 OldKentuckyShark: @moogerator please explain
Image 254747   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
588
 
 Science: @Side Boob: Haha I totally missed this thread. Thanks!
 Not A Bot: Sucker, sucka, sukker, sukkker, succa and suckr were all taken already.
 grizzly: This turns me on
 Flam Dangler: Weird stuff, butt stuff.
 dangerkeith3000: @VoR Yeah. My Butt.
 Side Boob: @Shay You don't cross Nancy and not regret it.
 Shay: What has Lucille Ball ever done to her to deserve this?
 Robespierre: Ladies, puh-LEEEZE don't squeeze the Charmin!
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 Nancy? ?
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob Thanks!
 Side Boob: If you haven't seen these on SA, check out forums.somethingawful.com/…
 dangerkeith3000: apparently "N a n c y" changes into "My Butt". Unexpected, weird, and funny.
 dangerkeith3000: Fuck that shit up, My Butt, you wild bitch!
Image 254746   06-28-18   Uploaded by    DerKirche
Score:
703
 
 Mr Bleak: Are you filming my children? Bastard! Police! Police!
 Shay: Don't talk to me or my sons ever again.
 Teechur: What the hell, man? Who took our eggs and left us these fluffy things?
 dangerkeith3000: Who you lookin' at?
Image 254745   06-28-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
611
 
 grizzly: This also turns me on.
 Flam Dangler: Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off.
 Robespierre: Choosy mofos choose trinitrotoluene
 dangerkeith3000: I love My Butt.
 Shay: Don't get mad, get Glad.
 jochenau: Offering loans for healthcare costs? Don't give them any ideas.
Image 254744   06-28-18   Uploaded by    DerKirche
Score:
713
 
 withak: The Mothman Prophecies
 Flam Dangler: Dammit, Mothman! Go home, you're drunk.
 raditzu: Donnie Darko?
 wolfpk: Whoooo... Dares to interrupt my slumber!?
 itskando: Soooooon
 WTF: All stop for Hypno-Owl!
Image 254743   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Laree
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