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269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

269191  WannaBee: @Nope yeah, with the fishes.

269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

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 a robot: I have something like this but it's a fish trophy made of corduroy
 sparename: "Knit one, rawl one"
Image 254699   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 petepuma: i always assumed it came out the other side
 Mr. Shine: @Kaviri @Yam I see both
 Kaviri: Dolphin junk.
 Yam: Poo!
Image 254698   06-28-18   Uploaded by    DimeBoxSammie
Image 254697   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 Mad Collager: @ChubbyBuddy Even worse, some say Mary Magdalene was actually his wife, not a lover. Soooooo, if they had kids... Never mind!
 Kaviri: @ChubbyBuddy Especially since he knew he was going to die soon.
 ChubbyBuddy: heres an uncomfortable thought for evangelicals: theres no way jesus didnt smash with some of his female followers. a god, yes, but also a man. b0ners are part of the deal
Image 254696   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 tib gubb: if you have to ask, you don't need to know
 Mad Collager: I think it may be related to the answer to "Who's a good boy?".
 Coolguy: This is just way cooler then me...
 jochenau: Just go ahead and circle the whole picture.
Image 254695   06-28-18   Uploaded by    greg
 tib gubb: GIVE 'EM THE PLANK!
 Mad Collager: Say what you like about him, but ain't no denyin', he's a stud.
 petepuma: es, you know Little Wooden Boy, the worst sin in the world is disloyalty. You wouldn't lie to me, would you, Little Wooden Boy?
 AdaMan: Good old inanimate carbon plank
 Robespierre: I'll tell ya, that drill sergeant sure cut Log down to size in Basic.
 Kaviri: That was my favorite cartoon as a kid.
 Greifer: srgt. plank deserves a purple heart
Image 254694   06-28-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 Mr Bleak: @sparename I hate to break it to you, but that's ... um ... fiction. I tried to explain this to my wife when they enlarged the reflection in a photoed subjects eye to read the number plate of the car behind the cameraman, but ... :sigh:
 MasterTwig: I bought that exact blacklight flashlight. It's really good.
 E. HONDA: just making films in here officer. this is all legal
 Mad Collager: Actually, all organic fluids glow under UV light, so you can't be sure which one is everywhere in the room. They like to keep you guessing.
 FabricMan: @wolfpk No it doesn't. :(
 sparename: But the CSIs always manage to find just ONE new spot of, erm, stuff
 wolfpk: I think that might have some to do with your choice of hotels.
Image 254693   06-28-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
 Mr Bleak: I can hold it in for a while. Till tomorrow, probably.
 Robespierre: "I'm just going to sleep in my car..."
 Zaxxoff: my astigmatism got really bad
 Kaviri: Complimentary arthropods! They do think of everything.
Image 254692   06-28-18   Uploaded by    prospector
 Robespierre: No pods for kitty?
 Kaviri: Getting high with your kids is a bad idea.
 Not A Bot: Between the hoodie and the diaper he doesn't have to get up for hours.
 Side Boob: The best cat.
Image 254691   06-28-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 fanny: better do it while you still can :-/
 tib gubb: ah, i certainly don't miss working in retail
Image 254690   06-28-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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