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268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

20880  jljocque: Yes, "Bug Boy" would have been so much better.

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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

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15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 Robespierre: Genuine Jockey
 savvoy: That monkey looks fuckin' serious
 Psymon: This is what happens when you make horse races illegal
 Shay: *Ride of the Valkyries intensifies*
Image 254467   06-26-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
 Austin: pen is broken, give a finger
 addend: (Sketches a cod.)
 a robot: Well, the pen is mightier
 Starky15: Dickbutt.
 Nope: 8====D
 sparename: a goat
Image 254466   06-26-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 Uncle Phil: It's bad enough that someone has only one hole, then people charge them $100 to replace the carpet.
 Air Biscuit: Welcome. Ent.
 Joseph: Carpet your whole window for only $99?
 Teechur: Carpet for your only whole $99.
 Musician: But will it match my drapes?
 Psymon: It's a palindrome, either direction you read is dirty
 a robot: I accidentally the whole carpet for $99
 WTF: Although that is a good price, I prefer my only whole uncarpeted.
Image 254465   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Laree
 Air Biscuit: @Passive them boys are like a coupla dang spidermonkeys.
 addend: @Warrax Well, answer the question already.
 Warrax: @Warrax You ever read a comment and think "That's a stupid fucking comment, who the hell made it?" And it was you, like just a couple hours ago?
 Warrax: This here's mah pimp hand, boys. Heh heh heh.
 Passive: Been whackin' it in my toolshed again, have ya?
 tib gubb: no caption? amazing.
 a robot: Those boys ain't right, I tell you hwat
Image 254464   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 minimum max: @FabricMan Ummmmmm
 FabricMan: Be aware of your neck. It is craned awkwardly to one side to read this
 White Rice: Be aware of your skin. You are now manually breathing. There are not spiders crawling under your eyelids.
Image 254463   06-26-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 Annoying Vegan : Stack em n snug em
 Not A Bot: The problem with lampooning Cosmo is it already makes fun of itself
Image 254462   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 Bill Rye: roo!
 Annoying Vegan : @Not A Bot For once, your randomness is accurate.
 Not A Bot: This is fantastic, in every possible way.
Image 254461   06-26-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
 Knice: What say you there, furry-britches?
 WTF: It feels like that dimensional hole from 'Stranger Things' only smaller.
 Psymon: The warden always dreamt of switching careers to a proctologist
 Shay: His crime? Stealing every nose from every person in the world.
 Zaxxoff: the wardens finger went through 30 feet of shit and came out clean the other end
 tib gubb: what's that... giggling?
 totaljihad: Now do it again in Zihuatanejo
Image 254460   06-26-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
 Knice: What say you there, Furry-britches?
Image 254459   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
 bubbles: @Mister Beef I lolled irl at this
 sparename: He's about to expolde
 Not A Bot: Care Mascots Stare! *fshing!*
Image 254458   06-26-18   Uploaded by    badger
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