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258718  DogsRGreat: But the real question is, who wore it better?

258679  Dick Inspector: Your suppository is on its way

258706  Solemn: That cat looks like it wants to be anywhere but getting slammed into a catloaf.

258707  Solemn: Delicious!

258709  Solemn: @flying sheep If memory serves, Apple wanted to cram its shiny new 'wireless charging' function down peoples' throats around the time they had the iPhone 8. So they didn't package a charger with it, directing buyers to spend an additional $60 on a small plug-in tablet that you could place the phone on to charge.

258711  HandBanana: I Spent years building up an immunity to anger

258710  HandBanana: I spent years building up an immunity to anger

258714  HandBanana: HELLO GEORGIE!!! DO YOU WANT A BALLOON??????

258715  HandBanana: Thats why theyre moms!

258704  dangerkeith3000: @ChubbyBuddy Nude? She's totally covered with those wind-chime thingamajiggers!

258688  charlemagne: if you're having gay, at least have it large

258705  dangerkeith3000: His favorite song is "Brick House". Kinda taking it too seriously...

258706  dangerkeith3000: Dogs want human attention.

258704  charlemagne: @ChubbyBuddy same as former first lady of france carla brunai, or future queen of england duchess katherine

258707  dangerkeith3000: That guy must be famous to have his own cookie.

258708  dangerkeith3000: @Laree That's why from now on I always get the orange cup.

258717  sue: Is she a Blue Heeler / Australian Cattle Dog? She's beautiful.

258704  Chest Rockwell: Is she qualified to fly a 727?

258708  Laree: This family reunion party is weird.

258676  ChubbyBuddy: dave has a family to support, dipshit

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258568 VoR: Super glue

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery



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 Robespierre: Genuine Jockey
 savvoy: That monkey looks fuckin' serious
 Psymon: This is what happens when you make horse races illegal
 Shay: *Ride of the Valkyries intensifies*
Image 254467   06-26-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
597
 
 Austin: pen is broken, give a finger
 addend: (Sketches a cod.)
 a robot: Well, the pen is mightier
 Starky15: Dickbutt.
 Nope: 8====D
 sparename: ...in a goat
Image 254466   06-26-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
413
 
 Uncle Phil: It's bad enough that someone has only one hole, then people charge them $100 to replace the carpet.
 Air Biscuit: Welcome. Ent.
 Joseph: Carpet your whole window for only $99?
 Teechur: Carpet for your only whole $99.
 Musician: But will it match my drapes?
 Psymon: It's a palindrome, either direction you read is dirty
 a robot: I accidentally the whole carpet for $99
 WTF: Although that is a good price, I prefer my only whole uncarpeted.
Image 254465   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
419
 
 Air Biscuit: @Passive them boys are like a coupla dang spidermonkeys.
 addend: @Warrax Well, answer the question already.
 Warrax: @Warrax You ever read a comment and think "That's a stupid fucking comment, who the hell made it?" And it was you, like just a couple hours ago?
 Warrax: This here's mah pimp hand, boys. Heh heh heh.
 Passive: Been whackin' it in my toolshed again, have ya?
 tib gubb: no caption? amazing.
 a robot: Those boys ain't right, I tell you hwat
Image 254464   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
70
 
 minimum max: @FabricMan Ummmmmm
 FabricMan: Be aware of your neck. It is craned awkwardly to one side to read this
 White Rice: Be aware of your skin. You are now manually breathing. There are not spiders crawling under your eyelids.
Image 254463   06-26-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
717
 
 Annoying Vegan : Stack em n snug em
 Not A Bot: The problem with lampooning Cosmo is it already makes fun of itself
Image 254462   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
848
 
 Bill Rye: roo!
 Annoying Vegan : @Not A Bot For once, your randomness is accurate.
 Not A Bot: This is fantastic, in every possible way.
Image 254461   06-26-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
679
 
 Knice: What say you there, furry-britches?
 WTF: It feels like that dimensional hole from 'Stranger Things' only smaller.
 Psymon: The warden always dreamt of switching careers to a proctologist
 Shay: His crime? Stealing every nose from every person in the world.
 Zaxxoff: the wardens finger went through 30 feet of shit and came out clean the other end
 tib gubb: what's that... giggling?
 ignatz: Now do it again in Zihuatanejo
Image 254460   06-26-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
955
 
 Knice: What say you there, Furry-britches?
Image 254459   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
211
 
 bubbles: @Mister Beef I lolled irl at this
 sparename: He's about to expolde
 Not A Bot: Care Mascots Stare! *fshing!*
Image 254458   06-26-18   Uploaded by    badger
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