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269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

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2. Not A Bot
3. tib gubb
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5. Shay
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9. addend
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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (716 points)
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zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
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 2. E. HONDA: 2769 points
 3. wolfskin: 1948 points
 4. Sydney: 1915 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1770 points
 8. Shay: 1761 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 Air Biscuit: @Passive them boys are like a coupla dang spidermonkeys.
 addend: @Warrax Well, answer the question already.
 Warrax: @Warrax You ever read a comment and think "That's a stupid fucking comment, who the hell made it?" And it was you, like just a couple hours ago?
 Warrax: This here's mah pimp hand, boys. Heh heh heh.
 Passive: Been whackin' it in my toolshed again, have ya?
 tib gubb: no caption? amazing.
 a robot: Those boys ain't right, I tell you hwat
Image 254464   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
70
 
 minimum max: @FabricMan Ummmmmm
 FabricMan: Be aware of your neck. It is craned awkwardly to one side to read this
 White Rice: Be aware of your skin. You are now manually breathing. There are not spiders crawling under your eyelids.
Image 254463   06-26-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
717
 
 Annoying Vegan : Stack em n snug em
 Not A Bot: The problem with lampooning Cosmo is it already makes fun of itself
Image 254462   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
848
 
 Bill Rye: roo!
 Annoying Vegan : @Not A Bot For once, your randomness is accurate.
 Not A Bot: This is fantastic, in every possible way.
Image 254461   06-26-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
705
 
 Knice: What say you there, furry-britches?
 WTF: It feels like that dimensional hole from 'Stranger Things' only smaller.
 Psymon: The warden always dreamt of switching careers to a proctologist
 Shay: His crime? Stealing every nose from every person in the world.
 Zaxxoff: the wardens finger went through 30 feet of shit and came out clean the other end
 tib gubb: what's that... giggling?
 totaljihad: Now do it again in Zihuatanejo
Image 254460   06-26-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
978
 
 Knice: What say you there, Furry-britches?
Image 254459   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
211
 
 bubbles: @Mister Beef I lolled irl at this
 sparename: He's about to expolde
 Not A Bot: Care Mascots Stare! *fshing!*
Image 254458   06-26-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
618
 
 Beeble: He looks really proud of his human.
 Air Biscuit: @Robespierre will they learn the value of sharing?
 Robespierre: "Pup's Show" - Join Pup and His Friends As They Engage In the Fine Art of Conversation
Image 254457   06-26-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
791
 
 Not A Bot: Thanks for ruining all the lynx/links jokes I thought of by being a leopard, jerk
Image 254456   06-26-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
146
 
 Otterman: Mother Fukker, this thing is real. This is bad, and everyone involved in creating it should feel bad.
 jochenau: stahp pls
 crappypants: Limited time only? Not limited enough.
 Robespierre: New Pringles - 42 Flavours of NOPE
Image 254455   06-26-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
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