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257650  dangerkeith3000: This person is really horny.

257646  Shay: Even lions get a hankering for California cheeseburgers too.

257626  Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257648  Shay: I thought it was "kitty slash bread".

257641  Otterman: They were in the bath because Mr. Pinchy got dirty chasing birds in the yard.

257605  Ironass: You woke me up for this?

257618  Ironass: I know I'm Siamese, but draw me like one of your French Cats.

257650  Knice: I like Torsohorn!

255791  Mr Bleak: That'll stop the bugger stealing my milk!

257643  Amy Housewine: "Heaventh ta murgatroyd, what wath I doing latht night"

255802  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk All cats are born ready filleted. Go look at a cat sleeping on a shelf of books and you'll see what I mean.

257644  Ironass: Zoidberg apparently isn't feeling well.

257634  Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257646  Ironass: I didn't know lion cubs were born that way.

255805  Mr Bleak: We need a apple for scale.

257646  Amy Housewine: Mid-cough.

257655  neutron: Have you received any gifts of leaves or lizards?

257648  Amy Housewine: I SAW THE CAPITAL LETTERS SAYING "THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU". I MEAN REALLY NOW, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT THEM FIRST THEN WHY DID YOU PUT THEM IN CAPITAL LETTERS?

257645  a robot: Fucking brilliant!

257588  petepuma: he's lactose intolerant

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3. VeeKay
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10. BavidDowie



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257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.



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Side Boob uploaded 257416 (888 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (823 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (813 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (780 points)
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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Mr. Shine: 2404 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1924 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1799 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
715
 
 Mr Bleak: Fish is having a BAAAAD day.
 Air Biscuit: Fish-nake-lican
 Sadpygmy: It's nice to be wanted
 FireBreathingMarmot: I always wondered why they had the Peoples Court. I guess all species need some kind of arbitration.
 fanny: better when they show the bear eating the bird.
 Shay: MINE no MINE no MINE no MINE
 Kaviri: With each meal, Heron took a small dose of venom. With time, she surmised, her body would become immune. Then, she could finally begin to build her snake army. Then the real work could begin.
 savvoy: Heron is all, "Sweet, a twofer!"
 VeeKay: "Would you fucking not" in carp.
 Spazstatic: THE RULES OF NATURE!
 raditzu: looks like Australia to me
 San DoDo: That fish is just sick of it all
 PenguinBartender: "Ooo et guh." "Nuu, oo et guh."
 Not A Bot: Rrroww.
Image 254429   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
614
 
 Air Biscuit: @FabricMan @Mr. Shine dontmindthat im growing on poop!
 FabricMan: Eat me
 Dr Awkward: Totally not poisonous
 VeeKay: Healthful
 Mr. Shine: Looks delicious!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Just the tip.
Image 254428   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
508
 
 Dr Awkward: In an age before ubiquitous cell phones, I planned on meeting friends under the Eiffel Tower. It is a surprisingly large area... we should have been more specific.
Image 254427   06-26-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
515
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 254426   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
142
 
 Mr Bleak: That explains a shit load about his damn software...
 antipatterns: FROM HELL'S HEART, I STAB AT THEE
 trelyate: why did I read that whole paragraph...
 FireBreathingMarmot: IDK why Im the least bit surprised that the world of beastiality is frought with exotic perils. I guess its the shock that its a world at all. Like, Oh, yeah, our elected officials were literally *elected*.
 ignatz: Srsly whales have enough problems..
 Shay: Is this the man you can trust protecting your computer?
 Kaviri: Meanwhile, in Australia...
 Amy Housewine: And to think I trusted him with my internet security.
 Mr. Shine: John McAfee is a f#cking lunatic.
 PenguinBartender: *makes sad whale calf eyes* @Side Boob
 Side Boob: There's no joke I can make here that won't be in horribly poor taste. I have about 12 of them bouncing around in my head right now :P
 a robot: Seems legit.
 Robespierre: I'd rather be riding a mule in Molokai - without McAfee being within 100 miles of me.
Image 254425   06-26-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
253
 
 hajjpodge: @Mr. Shine Is this the Trump infrastructure plan in action?
 Mr. Shine: "I'm almost out of Scotch Tape!"
Image 254424   06-26-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Image 254423 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kristy. We'll pray for you, kristy.
Score:
467
 
 IKEA Lady: When life gives you onions...
 Dr Awkward: Beauty of North Korea
 Shay: I'm in the mood for French onion soup and onion rings now.
 VeeKay: @Scoo That is a good story. Have a + from me!
 Scoo: I used to hang out in a bar in Golden, Colorado that had a $1 claw machine filled with live lobsters. If you got one, they'd cook it up for you for free. I never won but I'm sure I spent enough to buy several lobster dinners the easy way.
 Solemn: Winning a claw game is nothing to cry over... oh, wait.
Image 254422   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 254421 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by canada. Boo, canada.
Score:
1078
 
 Air Biscuit: Needs more VHS artifacts.
 FireBreathingMarmot: I can already hear the laser sounds.
 ignatz: Hmmm..
 Robespierre: Is Denny Terrio hosting the Friendly Spaceship now? That could explain a lot.
 Musician: rad for meta, rad for, of course, the 80s
Image 254420   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Joseph
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