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258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

258668  Knice: This picture is of words. :-(

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2. Mr. Shine
3. Scoo
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7. addend
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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

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10. sodamachine: 1618 points
11. Gallifrasian: 1601 points
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14. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
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 Stumpwiz: When this displayed for me, the ad above fit a woman's head above these shoulders. I did a screen grab and uploaded.
 Stumpwiz: When this displayed for me, the ad above fit a woman's head above these shoulders. I did a screen grab and uploaded.
 a robot: Should I take my husband to the vet
 BavidDowie: Baggage Chet, Baggage Clem
 Dr Awkward: I hope that guy's name is Doug. Because then it would be called Douggage.
Image 254413   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 VeeKay: I want to rip your face open with my incredible claws but I'm just too damned tired.
Image 254412   06-26-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Air Biscuit: Yes, but where is roller chester?
 VeeKay: Rad (always) for Drew!
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax JUDAS BEATS
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 Drew is.
 dangerkeith3000: Which one is the Judas Cow?
 BavidDowie: I'm gonna chute ya
 barfolomew: Hi Drew!
Image 254411   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Image 254410 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. We'll pray for you, neutron.
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward ive succeeded in just shining my flashlight in the black bears eyes and shouting before.
 Seven Eight Nine: True story
 Dr Awkward: Grizzly bear, play dead. Black bear, go ape-shit and fight back. (or do I have that backwards? Oh well, if you're getting attacked by a bear you shouldn't be reading my comments on the internet.)
Image 254409   06-26-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 Zaxxoff: do you want sharks? because thats how you get sharks.
 Passive: Picture: Not Terrorism
 Not A Bot: Ben Danklin got that spicy Bill 'O Hella in dis shiznit.
 bug: What part of "adult swim" did you not understand you little shit?
 Micro Jackson: This is what happens if you wander outside the designated swimming area
 Dr Awkward: @WTF And maybe another 50 lbs of adipose tissue.
 PenguinBartender: @Shay Or anything else.
 Shay: That was the last time the kid complained about her floaties.
 WTF: @Dr Awkward All she needs is an American Flag bikini while holding a can of Bud light.
 Dr Awkward: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Image 254408   06-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: Database accessed ... ah, BURMAN
 Shay: Omigosh.
 Sadbot: @ignatz We have a lot of Far Side readers around here. Good.
 ignatz: Just seen the small flightless birds delivery truck crash into the tiny furry rodents truck..
Image 254407   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 Mr Bleak: I hadn't noticed the dog ... -blush- ... I was concentrating on whatever the heck that is in the bottom right.
 BavidDowie: always up for nachos
 Shay: NARF!
Image 254406   06-26-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 dangerkeith3000: I have more respect for birds than I do for Nazis.
 BavidDowie: Pineapple Distress
 Solemn: The fact that it's retreating shows the cheep craftsmanship.
 VoR: Destroyed a lot of pineapples
Image 254405   06-26-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Himesama: I don't want to fuck all the time. I do however always want to pwn n00bs.
 Shay: @tib gubb Let me see...bad, brad, cad, clad, dab, drab, fab, flab, gad, glad, grad, had, lad, mad, pad, plad, rad, sad, shad, tad, trad, wad...I'm going with flab.
 tib gubb: this is sad
 VoR: I cannot see what's on the screen
 Dresdenkeogh: You're neglecting your horse's need for intimacy
Image 254404   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
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