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269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

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10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 Air Biscuit: Yes, but where is roller chester?
 VeeKay: Rad (always) for Drew!
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax JUDAS BEATS
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 Drew is.
 dangerkeith3000: Which one is the Judas Cow?
 BavidDowie: I'm gonna chute ya
 barfolomew: Hi Drew!
Image 254411   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Image 254410 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. Boo, neutron.
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward ive succeeded in just shining my flashlight in the black bears eyes and shouting before.
 Seven Eight Nine: True story
 Dr Awkward: Grizzly bear, play dead. Black bear, go ape-shit and fight back. (or do I have that backwards? Oh well, if you're getting attacked by a bear you shouldn't be reading my comments on the internet.)
Image 254409   06-26-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 Zaxxoff: do you want sharks? because thats how you get sharks.
 Passive: Picture: Not Terrorism
 Not A Bot: Ben Danklin got that spicy Bill 'O Hella in dis shiznit.
 bug: What part of "adult swim" did you not understand you little shit?
 Micro Jackson: This is what happens if you wander outside the designated swimming area
 Dr Awkward: @WTF And maybe another 50 lbs of adipose tissue.
 PenguinBartender: @Shay Or anything else.
 Shay: That was the last time the kid complained about her floaties.
 WTF: @Dr Awkward All she needs is an American Flag bikini while holding a can of Bud light.
 Dr Awkward: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Image 254408   06-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: Database accessed ... ah, BURMAN
 Shay: Omigosh.
 Sadbot: @ignatz We have a lot of Far Side readers around here. Good.
 androbot: Just seen the small flightless birds delivery truck crash into the tiny furry rodents truck..
Image 254407   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 Mr Bleak: I hadn't noticed the dog ... -blush- ... I was concentrating on whatever the heck that is in the bottom right.
 BavidDowie: always up for nachos
 Shay: NARF!
Image 254406   06-26-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 dangerkeith3000: I have more respect for birds than I do for Nazis.
 BavidDowie: Pineapple Distress
 Solemn: The fact that it's retreating shows the cheep craftsmanship.
 VoR: Destroyed a lot of pineapples
Image 254405   06-26-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Himesama: I don't want to fuck all the time. I do however always want to pwn n00bs.
 Shay: @tib gubb Let me see...bad, brad, cad, clad, dab, drab, fab, flab, gad, glad, grad, had, lad, mad, pad, plad, rad, sad, shad, tad, trad, wad...I'm going with flab.
 tib gubb: this is sad
 VoR: I cannot see what's on the screen
 Dresdenkeogh: You're neglecting your horse's need for intimacy
Image 254404   06-26-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
 Air Biscuit: I don't remember growing a beard...
 dangerkeith3000: @Solemn No, I think he said "Hugh Jazz"
 BavidDowie: One, Nine, Nine, Eiiiiiiiight!!!
 tib gubb: amen to That
 VeeKay: Oh don't be so malheureux!
 Side Boob: Also, we might be ducks.
 Mexico: You're the one who said it. You're also the one who decided to stray into the Rice Gang's turf.
 Side Boob: Same, man. Same.
 Solemn: I thought you loved smooth jazz.
Image 254403   06-26-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Air Biscuit: In spamalot, you have to push the pramalot.
 Stumpwiz: "Pram" is Brit-speak for perambulator.
 Dr. Bathroom: @bug It's The Queen's English for a stroller.
 bug: What's a pram?
 tib gubb: somebody please spoil it for me - is this guy a character actor, or just a character?
 WTF: A woman walking!?! Lol!
 a robot: Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
 Solemn: You're a jerk, Karl.
Image 254402   06-26-18   Uploaded by    camellia
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