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268431  redmonkey3: "Private Read - Do Not Sign" (gets out sharpie)

268444  Otterman: I must have this elongated pup

268459  ThoughtlessGentleman: looking good.

268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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E. HONDA uploaded 267966 (712 points)
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 6. fanny: 2156 points
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 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
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11. east bay: 1480 points
12. watwatwat: 1417 points
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 Mr Bleak: Gene Pool. Chlorine. Add. More. Lots more. ADD IT ALL.
 Joseph: Which one is the woman?
 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."
 Robespierre: My sister retired down there in April - wonder how long it's going to be before she appears in something like this
 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp
 Mad Collager: @Whatever Make America Gator Again!
 DrNinjaman: "Fully trained"
 Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter
 a robot: Seems legit
 Solemn: Rambo V is looking a little cold-blooded.
 Culex: It's all good; she got to keep him!
 Shay: I stopped at "Florida Woman" and knew this was going to be something apeshit crazy.
Image 254154   06-24-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
395
 
 Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives
Image 254153   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
348
 
 necronomicon: Everyone loves cute photos of their pets but Im somewhat exhausted by the amount of dog/cat photos on this site
Image 254152   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
188
 
 Robespierre: Everybody hates the Science Fair
 Mad Collager: Oh fuck! Look at all those evil aliens! We shoulda built that wall!
 Not A Bot: Everyday is Valentine's Day.
Image 254151   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
392
 
 Robespierre: Baby nipples are weird
 necronomicon: What a happy little creature! Always rad for a happy child, and I suppose that to some puppies and kittens are children. I Formally retract my comment on #254152
 Whatever: Mittens arent just for kittens!
Image 254150   06-24-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
469
 
 Science: Race and ethnicity are different things
 addend: #254156 proved it.
 Bill Rye: mamma mia
 Whatever: The Swedish Chefs accent on the other hand...
 copunter: *itsa
 Side Boob: A Bippiy Boopity! *waves hands wildly*
Image 254149   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
488
 
 Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird
 Shay: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Image 254148   06-24-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
338
 
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Image 254147   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
241
 
 addend: Meme game on fleek.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: YOPO!!!!! ITSFUCKINNN YOOPPPOOOO!!!!
 Solemn: Neither does proper grammar, but that's a story for another shirt.
 Robespierre: Actually ... the definition of "swag" is cheap
Image 254146   06-24-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
669
 
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny I do now!
 fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?
Image 254145   06-24-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
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