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268120  Mr Bleak: They are little sods, really - dunno why we love 'em.

268422  redmonkey3: Love.

268427  redmonkey3: Go Back To Brazzers, Please... Thanks.

268440  VeeKay: *wiggle wiggle*

268431  redmonkey3: "Private Read - Do Not Sign" (gets out sharpie)

268444  Otterman: I must have this elongated pup

268459  ThoughtlessGentleman: looking good.

268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

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268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.
 fanny: @Mad Collager :) i got it :)
 Mad Collager: @Teechur The inherent problem is the mortar is so much darker when it's mixed, than after it's cured, so you can't match colors right away.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Actually, the only ways to match the new mortar to the old is either make a bunch of test batches and let them cure for a week to see if they match (pain in the ass method), or go ahead and use unpigmented mortar and tint it after a week to match with successive washes of acrylic paint. They may have even mixed in the same amount of pigment that was used when the wall was first built, but it will never match, because of all the darkening the elements have caused.
 Teechur: Was it too much work to add a little dye to the mortar?
 Mad Collager: @fanny I actually was referring to your earlier comment, but directing mine to whoever bricked up the wall. I just wanted you to see what you inspired.
 Magdra: I've played enough zelda to know there's a chest behind that.
 fanny: @Mad Collager lol now i feel bad!!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Please do not wall shame.
 Astanapan: Please do not try to open this door because it isn't actually a door any more.
 fanny: i bet if you push on it a passageway to another level will open
Image 254048   06-24-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
382
 
 tib gubb: dude's been cheating off of my notes
 Not A Bot: Got a D the size of a kid's arm.
 Bluetocracy: I'm not even that good at math.
 Mad Collager: He hanged himself because he was not rational.
Image 254047   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
391
 
 Gomi Day: meanwhile, somewhere in japan, domo-kun wakes.
 fanny: please dont fapp yo' cat
Image 254046   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
621
 
 Teechur: dooP
Image 254045   06-24-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
565
 
 tib gubb: some lifehacks are timeless
 Mad Collager: Huh. It didn't work when I tried it with Playboy.
 ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there
Image 254044   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
275
 
 a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical
Image 254043   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
707
 
 a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!
Image 254042   06-24-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Image 254041 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by yawgmoth. You have brought shame on us, yawgmoth.
Score:
787
 
 Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.
Image 254040   06-24-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
134
 
 Uncle Phil: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? (Or you command your bowels to liquify like the infallible leader you are, where available)
 Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 254039   06-24-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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