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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)
 AlexDeLarge: @White Rice the millennials killed Applebees? No! Now where will I go to eat microwaved food with too much cheese on it?
 Sadbot: @frenk I could have sworn I made that exact comment ages ago about this same picture
 tib gubb: millennials -- fact or fiction?
 Robespierre: "The Greatest Generation", which spawned my lot, promised us a better life than they had, and maybe 10% of us Boomers had just that - me, mainly because I learned by example that the "foreign service" was not a good career choice. But the gen that my gen in general spawned, the 'Xers, are, and will continue to morph into, a far worse gen than the Boomers ever were. Yes, we haven't been good stewards of the Earth, the economy, or anything else, but I feel sorry for the Millenials and those that follow for the Hell that's going to have to be paid once the 'Xers hit the top step of the podium en masse.
 White Rice: @Side Boob it's less wether the kids will be okay, but will the kids screw up the lot I (boomers) have made for myself in life. I mean, they've already "killed" Applebee's, who knows what they're capable of?
 Mr. Butt: Old Man Yells at Cloud
 Otterman: @Fiveninety It's way better than the Fox "News" mind control
 Dr Awkward: @Fiveninety That.... makes so much sense. [reconsiders everything I know about my father]
 VeeKay: The beardless youth does not foresee what is useful, squandering his money. Horace, 1st Century BC Young people are high-minded because they have not yet been humbled by life, nor have they experienced the force of circumstances. Rhetoric, Aristotle, 4th Century BC
 Fiveninety: @Dr Awkward it's because the Weather Channel emits mind control waves that soothe the brains of those over 60, sometimes 50.. it's actually why your dad has chilled out.. one day he was flipping through the channels and the mind control waves got to him and he stayed there.. over time it made him far more chill, with a side effect of being obsessed with the weather
 Side Boob: Ah, the cries of old people throughout human history: "These kids today!" Protip: The kids will be OK
 Dr Awkward: My dad has really chilled out in his 60s and 70s, and has gotten way more progressive, but goddamn it, STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER. He will talk about any weather. Nice weather, rainy weather, New Jersey weather, Arizona weather. He even mentioned Katrina is his Christmas letter as recently as 2014. No more weather, old man.
 frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.
 Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!
Image 253899   06-23-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
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Image 253898   06-23-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
286
 
 obama: lolol @Laree
 Christina: @mexican Too much bad attitudes on a single couple.
 Mr. Shine: Turk and JD WERE/ARE married, though.
 mexican: @Christina Why not both?
 Laree: @Christina They're the people that read this #253899
 Christina: Are his parents racist or homophobic?
Image 253897   06-23-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
111
 
 Joseph: I'm skipping this joke because I didn't see the movies.
 Dr Awkward: B-B-B-Benny and the Force
Image 253896   06-23-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
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 Bohab: A good breakup should be as memorable as it is devestating
 BavidDowie: This is the opposite of firing someone on Friday
 Dr Awkward: @WTF I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do. Time of relationship death, 0814 PST.
 Robespierre: It's all in the timing. Sort of like comedy.
 WTF: Paging @Dr Awkward
Image 253895   06-23-18   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: If there is reincarnation I feel like I deserve to come back as a dog.
 Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.
Image 253894   06-23-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
486
 
 FabricMan: @Minnesotan More likely, American toddlers would point at random strangers and say, "Fat Conductor," causing problems
 Minnesotan: @Amy Housewine: in the American versions he goes exclusively by "Sir Topham Hatt" rather than "the Fat Controller" as by the time it came to America "Fat Controller" was viewed unfavorably
 Amy Housewine: All comments on this image must be read in a Ringo Starr voice.
 Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.
Image 253893   06-23-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
773
 
 Side Boob: Boop!
 TurkeyVulture: Syrio Forel.
Image 253892   06-23-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
630
 
 White Rice: @kinggheedra @Dr Awkward I'm thinking outside of said fedex office (they've dropped the kinkos name entirely in California) possibly lined up for some event/product release/movie release (as those shops are generally lone storefronts, not IN malls, but occasionally adjacent to or on the exterior of them)
 Not A Bot: Is there something interesting here?
 Otterman: His rallying cry is "Hold my beer for a sec"
 Dr Awkward: @kinggheedra It appears to be a FedEx - Kinkos office store. Presumably in Florida
 kinggheedra: the unconscious shirtless man and bro with the huge sword raise so many questions about where this image takes place
 Dr. Bathroom: With the power to read local newspaper headlines without going, "Wait, huh?"
 Robespierre: Whoa - weird scenes inside the goldmine
Image 253891   06-23-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
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 FabricMan: Your new pet bird will need newspaper to use the bathroom
 Stumpwiz: And not tweeting!
 grizzly: I'm pooping!
Image 253890   06-23-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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