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268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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11. east bay: 1480 points
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 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.
 Laree: @Spazstatic @DrNinjaman @ignatz @Annoying Vegan was correct with the Wrap Around spider. It's a dolophones turrigera and this one was found in Australia.
 DrNinjaman: @Spazstatic Looks like a tick with the flat body, but I'm just guessing. Probably a rare hairy brain tick. Barely anyone has heard of them due to their amazing ability to suck out the part of your brain that knows about hairy brain ticks.
 Annoying Vegan : Wrap Around Spider! Hooray for never camping ever!
 Spazstatic: @DrNinjaman is it a tick or a spider? I know they're both arachnids but there isn't any scale here to tell it's size.
 DrNinjaman: That's the scariest wood tick I've ever seen.
 a robot: Nature is fucking terrifying
 berlin: Symmetry plus stealth normally equals deadly.. Wtf is this?
 Everseen: Ughhhhh
Image 253821   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
338
 
 Shay: Spoiler: There's virtually no parking spaces in Boston except for overpriced garages.
 Ironass: Wintah in Bahstun.
Image 253820   06-22-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
316
 
 werterland: My Grammy's house in Pittsburgh is brick and has the occasional brick jutting out (intentionally). Yes, I did try to climb the house on a few occasions lol.
 sparename: *PUSH* "A secret passage has opened on this level.."
 Ihminen: "they pay me just to do the thing. they don't pay me to give a fuck"
Image 253819   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
339
 
 Mad Collager: They come out Margarita's what? What?!?
 Dr. Bathroom: Have you been taking Wellbutrin?
Image 253818   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
495
 
 Greifer: that bike is crab
 Not A Bot: Just like everything else - what goes in has to come out.
 Gomi Day: jaunty AF
 barfolomew: Not a lot of people talk about Cronenberg's earlier career.
Image 253817   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
588
 
 Not A Bot: You can still get a disease though, don't worry.
 Shay: In order to combat Uber, NYC Taxis are hiring Ewoks.
 DrNinjaman: It's not the speed, really, I just wish I didn't take so much cough medicine
 Ironass: The Derp is cute with this one.
 fanny: that is the cutest stupid thing i have ever seen
Image 253816   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
264
 
 Mad Collager: This egg is Sony side up.
 Psymon: The egg drive was quickly replaced by the more efficient waffle disk
 Butcherboy: Damn it DVD player I said over medium!
Image 253815   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
315
 
 Aspirin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Standard procedure buddy, get a bowl of cereal or a balogna sandwich as a safety buffer. Christ.
 VeeKay: If he's Kenta and that's Mrs Shibata he's good just to carry on.
 Mad Collager: That boy has nicer legs than most girls.
 Yam: @a robot Hey, when youre 15, sometimes you just gotta
 Yam: @a robot Hey, when youre 15, sometimes you just gotta
 a robot: It's your fault for not waiting longer than two seconds, you dumbass moron
Image 253814   06-22-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
241
 
 Gomi Day: slush puppies are 1000x tastier than slurpies. unfortunately, they turn to flavourless ice 1000x faster than slurpies do (slurpies don't do that at all, actually)
 OldKentuckyShark: That antifreeze is suspiciously close to the slushie machine
Image 253813   06-22-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
812
 
 a robot: Happy Borkfday!!
Image 253812   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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