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268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
417
 
 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy
 Ironass: Look at that bunch of clowns.
 Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.
 Kirtov: You've come to the wrong McNeighbourhood
 Robespierre: @antipatterns (said Wobbles the Goose)
 antipatterns: *HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK*
 Scoo: Like, fuckin' *billions* of hamburgers
 UltraBeverly: Eh the million mrs roper march was better.
 penguinslovebananas: Racist if true
 Dr Awkward: I'm loving it.
Image 253792   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
516
 
 Kaviri: Damnit.
 Robespierre: Gumby may...
 Mr. Butt: Gumby Gay...?
 Mr. Butt: Gumby Day
Image 253791   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
359
 
 Mad Collager: She doesn't seem to change her mind much, for a waffle.
 Sadbot: I'd take him home, slather him with butter and jam, and devour him
 Peter Pantsless: Thaaaat's racist!
Image 253790   06-22-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
599
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: The logo is two circles. They know.
 DrNinjaman: At Industrial Finishes we really work the taint to give you the finish you need
 Robespierre: 'Tis
 Butcherboy: I prefer ABC. Ass balls connector
Image 253789   06-22-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
293
 
 BavidDowie: Having long abandoned ethics, pols now pontificate from their low horse.
 Not A Bot: One helluva prolapse
 Kaviri: Majestic.
 Spazstatic: Your girlfriend shouldn't have tested the Black Knight; he bit her legs off!
 DrNinjaman: Is your girlfriend a bench?
 2Berries: @Zaxxoff i found the head, we are currently dating
 Zaxxoff: legend tells of a rocking horse so terribly powerful that it had to be split into 5 pieces and scattered around the world for the safety of all mankind
Image 253788   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Passive
Score:
463
 
 BavidDowie: Koalaty post
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I'll have a Sparkling Ale meself
 Dr Awkward: Rad for brewery hat.
 Not A Bot: Hopefully smart people do their research and find that the Salvation Army helps people in need of help, no matter who they are. They're not a lobby group either.
Image 253787   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
339
 
 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff
 WTF: @Jabberwikket If the crook was the zombified corpse of Roddy McDowall... I smell a sequel!
 Jabberwikket: @Dr Awkward I had heard of it. None of the original cast. I just looked it up though, 2012 TV movie. I'm morbidly curious as Malcolm McDowell is one of the crooks in it. Pretty safe bet it's awful
 wolfpk: The bottom one is pay per view.
 Dr Awkward: Never new there was a "holiday heist" one. I bet it was awful.
 Shay: *Mr. McAllister reads cable bill* KEVVVVVIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!
 VoR: His parents don't love him enough. Ergo Milf
 WTF: Merry Christmas ya' filthy animal.
Image 253786   06-22-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
839
 
 copunter: vvv it always looks easier on the box
 mwoody: What's weird is the image on that box looks to be a relatively well done panel. I mean, I've seen - hell, been required to fix - ones that make that look like a cakewalk.
 Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.
 Scoo: I read "man" as "mom" at first
Image 253785   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
229
 
 WTF: With that hat and scarf it looks like she wants to talk to your manager.
 Not A Bot: Yes, but who has the biggest?
Image 253784   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
411
 
 melted plastic: No sparking
 bug: Cool, thanks for understanding, bro.
 WTF: This is fine.
 Scoo: Ok, ok, I'll move it! Don't set it on fire!
Image 253783   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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