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268530  ignatz: @Side Boob That yellow link would break pretty easy..

268536  ignatz: Was the swordbrella blown away by the fontoon?

268578  sparename: "I do so hope that next 'New Daddy' is much nicer than this one!"

268579  ignatz: Yes a tic is probably smaller than ET

268580  ignatz: Black bars: so hot right now..

268552  Not A Bot: Shouldn't you skin it first?

268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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Score:
610
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.
 Kaviri: beans beans beans beans beans beans
 Scoo: PR RRRRT
 dangerkeith3000: When you are cultured and classy, but still have a 6 year-old's sense of humor.
 jochenau: Be picky; accept only the finest farts.
 dangerkeith3000: "Be picky"
 dangerkeith3000: I ugly laughed.
 a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.
 Greifer: but no fucks given
Image 253767   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
487
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 253766   06-22-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
637
 
 augustus: @Mr. Shine Yikes/Yay!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz I can distinctly remember the secretary from my dad's firm screaming at me "can't you swim?!" in panic, when this guy dove in, fully dressed in khakis and a polo shirt, and brought me back to land. He was a host at our local Public Television Station, who regularly appeared during pledge drives as Captain Slumberbag, a guy who wore a Sesame Street sleeping bag unrolled like a ca pe. So, thanks, Captain Slumberbag!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz Flat Top Lake in WV is a man-made lake, where people can drive their boats right up to their vacation homes. There is a two-foot concrete ledge around the lake shore, where the water is three feet deep. I was maybe seven, there for a company picnic, and several of us kids were splashing around. I slipped off the ledge, from a depth of three feet, to a depth of 20 or 30 feet. (Remember, for boats!) I sucked in about a quarter lungfull of water, and immediately started thrashing, which only pushed me further from shore.
 kayjay: @Mr. Shine... don't leave us hanging..
 Zaxxoff: Time to put the boots on because the bullshit on the road is getting deep
 charlemagne: .... before finally turning the clamp on himself
 Mr. Shine: True Story: Angle-Grinder Man is my favorite real-life superhero. Also True Story: as a child, I was saved from drowning by a man who played a superhero on TV.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice! *Zoidberg noises*
Image 253765   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
600
 
 Urn BooUrn: Best friends!
 Side Boob: This isn't my usual catnip, Susan. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SUSAN?!
Image 253764   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
527
 
 Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!
Image 253763   06-22-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
482
 
 Kaviri: Best Friends!
 DrNinjaman: Flavores: people sexually aroused by eating Flavor Flav.
 Shay: *Flavors
 Side Boob: Cool, daddio!
 Greifer: koolcat
Image 253762   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Passive
Score:
488
 
 Urn BooUrn: Hadouken!
 Side Boob: Now clean your fucking room.
 UnknownSample: You're already dead.
Image 253761   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
339
 
 Kaviri: The grass is always greener.
 redmonkey3: Everybody needs a cuddle buddy to platonically share yr warm spaces with
 Robespierre: And I thought all they would eat are crickets and mealworms
 a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.
Image 253760   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
478
 
 Robespierre: The King and Queen of Vile
 dangerkeith3000: She's making her way up to 3 F arts.
 Sadbot: I'd wear that jacket
 fanny: i thought it was a joke yesterday when i saw the real one she was wearing. just when i thought they couldn't get more horrible.
Image 253759   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
599
 
 Korrok: Probably....
Image 253758   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
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