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258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

258668  Knice: This picture is of words. :-(

258672  Knice: Huh?

258680  apoxia: That's not how bipolar works

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2. Mr. Shine
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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.



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 ignatz: @Mr. Shine Yikes/Yay!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz I can distinctly remember the secretary from my dad's firm screaming at me "can't you swim?!" in panic, when this guy dove in, fully dressed in khakis and a polo shirt, and brought me back to land. He was a host at our local Public Television Station, who regularly appeared during pledge drives as Captain Slumberbag, a guy who wore a Sesame Street sleeping bag unrolled like a ca pe. So, thanks, Captain Slumberbag!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz Flat Top Lake in WV is a man-made lake, where people can drive their boats right up to their vacation homes. There is a two-foot concrete ledge around the lake shore, where the water is three feet deep. I was maybe seven, there for a company picnic, and several of us kids were splashing around. I slipped off the ledge, from a depth of three feet, to a depth of 20 or 30 feet. (Remember, for boats!) I sucked in about a quarter lungfull of water, and immediately started thrashing, which only pushed me further from shore.
 ignatz: @Mr. Shine... don't leave us hanging..
 Zaxxoff: Time to put the boots on because the bullshit on the road is getting deep
 charlemagne: .... before finally turning the clamp on himself
 Mr. Shine: True Story: Angle-Grinder Man is my favorite real-life superhero. Also True Story: as a child, I was saved from drowning by a man who played a superhero on TV.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice! *Zoidberg noises*
Image 253765   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
574
 
 Urn BooUrn: Best friends!
 Side Boob: This isn't my usual catnip, Susan. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SUSAN?!
Image 253764   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
527
 
 Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!
Image 253763   06-22-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
424
 
 Kaviri: Best Friends!
 DrNinjaman: Flavores: people sexually aroused by eating Flavor Flav.
 Shay: *Flavors
 Side Boob: Cool, daddio!
 Greifer: koolcat
Image 253762   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Passive
Score:
488
 
 Urn BooUrn: Hadouken!
 Side Boob: Now clean your fucking room.
 UnknownSample: You're already dead.
Image 253761   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
339
 
 Kaviri: The grass is always greener.
 redmonkey3: Everybody needs a cuddle buddy to platonically share yr warm spaces with
 Robespierre: And I thought all they would eat are crickets and mealworms
 a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.
Image 253760   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
412
 
 Robespierre: The King and Queen of Vile
 dangerkeith3000: She's making her way up to 3 F arts.
 Sadbot: I'd wear that jacket
 fanny: i thought it was a joke yesterday when i saw the real one she was wearing. just when i thought they couldn't get more horrible.
Image 253759   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
576
 
 Korrok: Probably....
Image 253758   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
467
 
 Ironass: Nom nom nom nom.
 dangerkeith3000: Take it all, boss.
 Passive: Nice gag reflex!
 Scoo: Mmmrffmmf
Image 253757   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
485
 
 charlemagne: shouldn't have masturbated in that swimming pool then should you, dad
Image 253756   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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