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269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.



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Score:
637
 
 augustus: @Mr. Shine Yikes/Yay!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz I can distinctly remember the secretary from my dad's firm screaming at me "can't you swim?!" in panic, when this guy dove in, fully dressed in khakis and a polo shirt, and brought me back to land. He was a host at our local Public Television Station, who regularly appeared during pledge drives as Captain Slumberbag, a guy who wore a Sesame Street sleeping bag unrolled like a ca pe. So, thanks, Captain Slumberbag!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz Flat Top Lake in WV is a man-made lake, where people can drive their boats right up to their vacation homes. There is a two-foot concrete ledge around the lake shore, where the water is three feet deep. I was maybe seven, there for a company picnic, and several of us kids were splashing around. I slipped off the ledge, from a depth of three feet, to a depth of 20 or 30 feet. (Remember, for boats!) I sucked in about a quarter lungfull of water, and immediately started thrashing, which only pushed me further from shore.
 kayjay: @Mr. Shine... don't leave us hanging..
 Zaxxoff: Time to put the boots on because the bullshit on the road is getting deep
 charlemagne: .... before finally turning the clamp on himself
 Mr. Shine: True Story: Angle-Grinder Man is my favorite real-life superhero. Also True Story: as a child, I was saved from drowning by a man who played a superhero on TV.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice! *Zoidberg noises*
Image 253765   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
600
 
 Urn BooUrn: Best friends!
 Side Boob: This isn't my usual catnip, Susan. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SUSAN?!
Image 253764   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
527
 
 Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!
Image 253763   06-22-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
482
 
 Kaviri: Best Friends!
 DrNinjaman: Flavores: people sexually aroused by eating Flavor Flav.
 Shay: *Flavors
 Side Boob: Cool, daddio!
 Greifer: koolcat
Image 253762   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Passive
Score:
488
 
 Urn BooUrn: Hadouken!
 Side Boob: Now clean your fucking room.
 UnknownSample: You're already dead.
Image 253761   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
339
 
 Kaviri: The grass is always greener.
 redmonkey3: Everybody needs a cuddle buddy to platonically share yr warm spaces with
 Robespierre: And I thought all they would eat are crickets and mealworms
 a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.
Image 253760   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
478
 
 Robespierre: The King and Queen of Vile
 dangerkeith3000: She's making her way up to 3 F arts.
 Sadbot: I'd wear that jacket
 fanny: i thought it was a joke yesterday when i saw the real one she was wearing. just when i thought they couldn't get more horrible.
Image 253759   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
599
 
 Korrok: Probably....
Image 253758   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
493
 
 Ironass: Nom nom nom nom.
 dangerkeith3000: Take it all, boss.
 Passive: Nice gag reflex!
 Scoo: Mmmrffmmf
Image 253757   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
509
 
 charlemagne: shouldn't have masturbated in that swimming pool then should you, dad
Image 253756   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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