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268806  Psymon: Bowser's Summer Holiday

268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
810
 
 Bluetocracy: It's a settler of Catan
 charlemagne: @sporky they're buddhist
 sporky: Does this mean dogs are God?
 a robot: Ah, just normal cat stuff then
 charlemagne: hey, my 'they live' sunglasses still work
 Side Boob: 100% true. Still would pet and give scritches.
Image 253717   06-22-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
188
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Bluetocracy 127 feet approx.
 Bluetocracy: so, wait, 25 Danny DeVitos... that's about 8 feet, right?
 Fiveninety: how about a unit of relative measurement i might understand? like, um, ok, volume: how many titanosaurs can fit into a Walmart? or would one take up more space than that? is a titanosaur more like a Walmart, a Target and a Metro PCS? or am i way overestimating it and it's more like an Ace Hardware and a Radio Shack?
 Spazstatic: None of these are scales I can understand.
Image 253716   06-22-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
189
 
 Mr. Shine: "-only orders 25 executions. When asked why the low death toll, a toady revealed that Kim had an ice cream shop for lunch. In an unrelated story, that toady was later executed via a whimsical "belt sander and rock salt" method. "
 FabricMan: In English?
 Side Boob: youtube.com/…
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 253715   06-22-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
444
 
 TurkeyVulture: I'm saying it's aliens.
 sporky: I want to believe.
 raditzu: Warning! Epic overdose!
Image 253714   06-22-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
391
 
 Robespierre: New York New York casino resort renovation concept looks impractical
 Christina: I want to believe.
Image 253713   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
268
 
 Passive: Whew I feel the burn
 Annoying Vegan : I would be so buff by now if it was that easy
 Christina: I did it.
 WTF: I'd tap that.
 Spazstatic: Clever.
Image 253712   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
471
 
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Image 253711   06-22-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
246
 
 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft
 sad face: I would NOT buy a used car from this person.. One careful owner, low mileage *ooh*(loosens tie) Full service history *Aah*(loosens belt) etc..
 White Rice: I think the sign in the window is important for the context of this picture, but I can't quite make out what it says (insert joke about car owner making out with the car). All I can see for sure is a large, all caps "NOT", but that only raises more questions.
 a robot: Thanks for sharing
 sporky: Respect for staying out of the gene pool.
 grizzly: I think this guy fucks his car.
 Not A Bot: It's a private sign for private people.
 antipatterns: Whatever gets your motor runnin
 Salmonella: Only at WalMart
 Astanapan: He doesn't pimp his ride. He married it.
 jochenau: oooookaayyyyy then *backs away slowly*
Image 253710   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
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 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke
 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?
 Winterneuro: If you do the coke, you wont need the condoms.
 2Berries: @Christina yep, for dipping
 Christina: Breakfast of gents.
 Christina: Wait, are those condoms?
 a robot: That's too much pot, you're just showing off
 DrNinjaman: Getting ready for the Cutting Boardgy
 FabricMan: Wait, is that coke?!
 Mr. Shine: The more I look, the dumber this gets.
 raditzu: some chewing gum too i see
 Warrax: Time for another quiet evening home alone.
Image 253709   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I only buy their mocha coffees because we sell them at work, and sometimes at 6 in the morning I need a caffeine boost that isn't pop. They're overpriced even with the drink discounts I get.
 sporky: This guy is a regular on The Worst Things For Sale.
 Side Boob: Chuck Tingle has a podcast too.
 antipatterns: Also the cup is John Cena's brother
 TurkeyVulture: @jochenau pretty sure they're all Buckaroos.
 jochenau: I wonder if any of these guys are ever sad to end up on books like this.
 Sadbot: If Starbucks is the frontline of the culture war, call me a conscientious objector because I ain't ever gonna go there.
Image 253708   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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