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268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

268416  Not A Bot: Bargain!

268389  San DoDo: 5$? It's a steal!

268337  MasterTwig: This alternate universe Young Sheldon actually looks watchable.

268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

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Score:
246
 
 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft
 sad face: I would NOT buy a used car from this person.. One careful owner, low mileage *ooh*(loosens tie) Full service history *Aah*(loosens belt) etc..
 White Rice: I think the sign in the window is important for the context of this picture, but I can't quite make out what it says (insert joke about car owner making out with the car). All I can see for sure is a large, all caps "NOT", but that only raises more questions.
 a robot: Thanks for sharing
 sporky: Respect for staying out of the gene pool.
 grizzly: I think this guy fucks his car.
 Not A Bot: It's a private sign for private people.
 antipatterns: Whatever gets your motor runnin
 Salmonella: Only at WalMart
 Astanapan: He doesn't pimp his ride. He married it.
 jochenau: oooookaayyyyy then *backs away slowly*
Image 253710   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
331
 
 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke
 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?
 Winterneuro: If you do the coke, you wont need the condoms.
 2Berries: @Christina yep, for dipping
 Christina: Breakfast of gents.
 Christina: Wait, are those condoms?
 a robot: That's too much pot, you're just showing off
 DrNinjaman: Getting ready for the Cutting Boardgy
 FabricMan: Wait, is that coke?!
 Mr. Shine: The more I look, the dumber this gets.
 raditzu: some chewing gum too i see
 Warrax: Time for another quiet evening home alone.
Image 253709   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
466
 
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I only buy their mocha coffees because we sell them at work, and sometimes at 6 in the morning I need a caffeine boost that isn't pop. They're overpriced even with the drink discounts I get.
 sporky: This guy is a regular on The Worst Things For Sale.
 Side Boob: Chuck Tingle has a podcast too.
 antipatterns: Also the cup is John Cena's brother
 TurkeyVulture: @jochenau pretty sure they're all Buckaroos.
 jochenau: I wonder if any of these guys are ever sad to end up on books like this.
 Sadbot: If Starbucks is the frontline of the culture war, call me a conscientious objector because I ain't ever gonna go there.
Image 253708   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
360
 
 Side Boob: This is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
 addend: Old Disc.
Image 253707   06-22-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
499
 
 sporky: It's me IRL
 addend: Eat it fast, before it goes soft.
 Sadbot: "45 year-olds dating 14 year-olds? Perfectly normal" -the 50s.
 OldKentuckyShark: Sometimes i like to put my old dick in the pot o honey
Image 253706   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
369
 
 ethernet: Trump steak anyone? @addend
 addend: If we ate what we hated we'd be cannibals.
 apoxia: I met a vegetarian who said she was because she hated animals and didn't want to eat them. She was afraid of the kitten I had.
Image 253705   06-22-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
403
 
 Robespierre: This pizza delivery porn is weird
 sporky: Top of the food chain, baby!
 Spazstatic: Natural predator
 TurkeyVulture: Live your best life.
 Sadbot: Today I watched some idiot's two offleash dogs go tearing off after three coyotes in a wilderness park. Nobody was paying attention to me and my dog, so I watched as one coyote split off to lure the dogs and guy away while the other two went off to their den...and then the loner circled around and went to rejoin the other two. Sadly, I had no pizza to give them for a job well done.
Image 253704   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 Mr Bleak: Untrue! My liver enjoys being slowly destroyed by my alcohol based diet.
Image 253703   06-21-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
690
 
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want....
 Science: @Side Boob: Schedule conflict - he was busy in Georgia and couldn't make it to the shoot.
 DrNinjaman: That's what the circle of trees in The Nightmare Before Christmas looks like from the top.
 Side Boob: The devil should be somewhere close. Perhaps with a violin.
 Mr. Shine: Crazy weather we've been having, right?
 Dr Awkward: @TurkeyVulture Which is which? Green isn't AZ, I'll tell you that for free.
 TurkeyVulture: Colorado, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico.
Image 253702   06-21-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
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 Shay: @Dr Awkward And like hipsters they don't keep the racket down at 3 in the morning.
 brian greene: its a mummery
 Christina: Birdnado.
 DrNinjaman: ACHOO!
 Dr Awkward: Birds are just hipster dinosaurs
Image 253701   06-21-18   Uploaded by    Laree
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