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258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

258350  Robespierre: Alive with pleasure

258354  Robespierre: Hongo killer

258361  Robespierre: I love a parade

258366  Robespierre: 8.2...

258368  Robespierre: Another brilliant immigration limitation concept from the Trump "administration"

258399  well duh: Unless you have a really good blender, I doubt that will be possible.

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258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258337 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.



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Score:
331
 
 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke
 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?
 Winterneuro: If you do the coke, you wont need the condoms.
 2Berries: @Christina yep, for dipping
 Christina: Breakfast of gents.
 Christina: Wait, are those condoms?
 a robot: That's too much pot, you're just showing off
 DrNinjaman: Getting ready for the Cutting Boardgy
 FabricMan: Wait, is that coke?!
 Mr. Shine: The more I look, the dumber this gets.
 raditzu: some chewing gum too i see
 Warrax: Time for another quiet evening home alone.
Image 253709   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
377
 
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I only buy their mocha coffees because we sell them at work, and sometimes at 6 in the morning I need a caffeine boost that isn't pop. They're overpriced even with the drink discounts I get.
 sporky: This guy is a regular on The Worst Things For Sale.
 Side Boob: Chuck Tingle has a podcast too.
 antipatterns: Also the cup is John Cena's brother
 TurkeyVulture: @jochenau pretty sure they're all Buckaroos.
 jochenau: I wonder if any of these guys are ever sad to end up on books like this.
 Sadbot: If Starbucks is the frontline of the culture war, call me a conscientious objector because I ain't ever gonna go there.
Image 253708   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
360
 
 Side Boob: This is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
 addend: Old Disc.
Image 253707   06-22-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
499
 
 sporky: It's me IRL
 addend: Eat it fast, before it goes soft.
 Sadbot: "45 year-olds dating 14 year-olds? Perfectly normal" -the 50s.
 OldKentuckyShark: Sometimes i like to put my old dick in the pot o honey
Image 253706   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
369
 
 ignatz: Trump steak anyone? @addend
 addend: If we ate what we hated we'd be cannibals.
 apoxia: I met a vegetarian who said she was because she hated animals and didn't want to eat them. She was afraid of the kitten I had.
Image 253705   06-22-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
403
 
 Robespierre: This pizza delivery porn is weird
 sporky: Top of the food chain, baby!
 Spazstatic: Natural predator
 TurkeyVulture: Live your best life.
 Sadbot: Today I watched some idiot's two offleash dogs go tearing off after three coyotes in a wilderness park. Nobody was paying attention to me and my dog, so I watched as one coyote split off to lure the dogs and guy away while the other two went off to their den...and then the loner circled around and went to rejoin the other two. Sadly, I had no pizza to give them for a job well done.
Image 253704   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 Mr Bleak: Untrue! My liver enjoys being slowly destroyed by my alcohol based diet.
Image 253703   06-21-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
665
 
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want....
 Science: @Side Boob: Schedule conflict - he was busy in Georgia and couldn't make it to the shoot.
 DrNinjaman: That's what the circle of trees in The Nightmare Before Christmas looks like from the top.
 Side Boob: The devil should be somewhere close. Perhaps with a violin.
 Mr. Shine: Crazy weather we've been having, right?
 Dr Awkward: @TurkeyVulture Which is which? Green isn't AZ, I'll tell you that for free.
 TurkeyVulture: Colorado, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico.
Image 253702   06-21-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
538
 
 Shay: @Dr Awkward And like hipsters they don't keep the racket down at 3 in the morning.
 brian greene: its a mummery
 Christina: Birdnado.
 DrNinjaman: ACHOO!
 Dr Awkward: Birds are just hipster dinosaurs
Image 253701   06-21-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
420
 
 sporky: User name upload combo?
 Side Boob: Pull plz
 Yam: Hello!
Image 253700   06-21-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
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