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268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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11. east bay: 1480 points
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 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend
 a robot: @Mr. Shine *slow clap*
 Mr. Shine: TOO-DAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU *reads above text* I DON'T BELIEVE THAT AAAANNNNYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO, ABOUT YOU NOW
 Not A Bot: Am I the winner now?
 Robespierre: Eat two and you'll really falafel
 Mad Collager: Not approved for sale in Israel.
 WTF: Crunch pattie
 Yam: Falafel, youre my wonder ball
 Shay: For $5 bucks, not a bad deal.
Image 253507   06-20-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
258
 
 raditzu: I just love the idea of pike-shootin'-heavy-plate-sniper-personnel
 redmonkey3: Why hate on the submissives ?
 Shay: How today's kids think Pearl Harbor really happened.
Image 253506   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
466
 
 trelyate: see those subs over there? fuck em
Image 253505   06-20-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
524
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay ALLEGEDLY. You gotta add "allegedly" if you don't want to be sued, allegedly.
 some guy : 64 if you relax
 Mr. Shine: Butt today is not that day!
 well duh: 63 Earths can fit inside ur mom's anus.
 Winterneuro: No you wont
 Shay: What a coincidence, 63 gerbils can fit inside Richard Gere.
Image 253504   06-20-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
395
 
 Spazstatic: Never flaccid towards receiving your happiness.
 ChubbyBuddy: seldom leaving toward refuse others elevated
 Shay: Never Going To Give You Up. *calls 2008* "Hello? Your meme is back again, can you come pick him up?"
Image 253503   06-20-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
573
 
 Mr. Shine: Whargbgggbglllbbbblllll.
Image 253502   06-20-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
552
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Shamone.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Shay: Moonpiewalker
Image 253501   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
416
 
 Zochrot: fucking ginger
Image 253500   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
348
 
 Zochrot: youre a wizard harry
 Zochrot: youre a wizard harry
 ThoughtlessGentleman: razzle dizazzle theres too many wizards in my cizzastle!! i reach for my goblet..... i tip it up.
 Larp Belb: Dumble-Dory
 Wooden Spoon: Fish-zard is packing wood
 Shay: A fish wizard approaches you. He demands that you pay him 500 gold pieces or he will turn you into a fish stick. Do you pay? Y/N?
Image 253499   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
812
 
 DrNinjaman: BABOU!
Image 253498   06-20-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
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