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268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

268793  Prostata: for once its not the golden looking the most derpy

268774  Felicity: That was the name of a Leslie Nielsen movie costarring Linda Blair

268777  Felicity: I have lived among the humans

268797  White Rice: "I was just trying to make popcorn!" is another acceptable book title here.

268777  Felicity: They have urges in their areas

268779  Felicity: At least it's frosted. At least I hope that's frosting

268797  Amy Housewine: It's his neck that's long, dummy.

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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 DrNinjaman: BABOU!
Image 253498   06-20-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Image 253497 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aristocat. Your image was bad, aristocat.
Score:
721
 
 Mr Bleak: Feline land mine.
 Korrok: Kinky...
Image 253496   06-20-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
493
 
 Not A Bot: ah, 2008. more innocent times
 Spazstatic: That's nice dear.
 WTF: Weird, I just saw a homeless man holding a sign that read "Will solve integer linear programming in polynomial time for food."
Image 253495   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
277
 
 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.
 Mad Collager: If Trump gets his way, this scale will be meaningless.
 Side Boob: Monica Lewinski free!
 VeeKay: Chinese students in English University level free.
 Mexico: Texas, baby.
 Yam: Canada!
 Shay: I'm a bit Chinese this week.
 Spazstatic: About 3/5
 Dr Awkward: But this scale only goes up to 7/10...
 kazzy94: Shut up, Bill
 a sedated moose: Ouch.
Image 253494   06-20-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
629
 
 redmonkey3: GOTCHA!
 DrNinjaman: The Good Times are Over!
 Not A Bot: How to: Kill someone with cat allergies.
 DJSnoopMike: Great, now what am I supposed to do with my spare time?
Image 253493   06-20-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
803
 
 XLY: One of these isn't smiling even a lil bit
 redmonkey3: One of these things is fuzzier than the others
Image 253492   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
661
 
 Gazden: @Side Boob Say it again
 Side Boob: Did someone say treats?!
Image 253491   06-20-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
722
 
 Largehand: of course! @MasterTwig
 MasterTwig: Sure glad they included the tumblr comment on the bottom. Couldn't appreciate this image without some idiot lying about their reaction to it.
 Spazstatic: Batmobile, not bat mobile. Mobeeel.
Image 253490   06-20-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
660
 
 Robespierre: Weez tu smol fur dis bocks
 a sedated moose: ADOPT THOSE KITTENS!
Image 253489   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Natch
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