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268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"


268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

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11. Cyka: 1482 points
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 FireBreathingMarmot: Can I get Tyler's number?
 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...
 VeeKay: @WTF @VeeKay I wish I could delete that now
 VeeKay: There is no Juul, only Dana!
 WTF: There is no Dana only Juul.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm gonna bad this just for the use of the N word. Even if they are African-American, it's still a slur and better forgotten than 'taken back'.
 bug: There are no juul chargers in the time period you're stuck in. You'll have to build a gigawatt collection system on your car and get struck by lightning at midnight by the old library.
 Spazstatic: @Christina I checked out lmgtfy recently, I preferred their old format.
 Spazstatic: @taiko apparently a vape thing.
 Christina: @taiko
Image 253446   06-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 VeeKay: Rabbits find crazy trick to get an amazing 6 pack! You'll be amazed when you find out how!
Image 253445   06-20-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
 a sedated moose: @dangerkeith3000 all I see are empty boxes.
 dangerkeith3000: Yep. That's some ugly wrapping paper alright.
Image 253444   06-20-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
 Not A Bot: AG clock
 dangerkeith3000: Is that a Juul Charger?
 Taters: Username/upload combo. Still a good doggo though :)
 Christina: Handheld dog.
Image 253443   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
 Austin: I will turn myself around!
 wolfpk: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?.....
 Side Boob: Faster dad! FASTER!
Image 253442   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
 well duh: The use of the word "chicken" in both the question and the punchline is redundant. The question should have used the word "hen" or "rooster". Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad.
 Teechur: Chicken-based humor is always fowl.
 cenecia: Joke best told in a NYC/Boston accent?
 dangerkeith3000: Faster, daddy. FASTER!
 WTF: Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
 FabricMan: That's not even a dad joke. That's a joke mom's latest boyfriend tells you right after they just finished f**king, in a vain attempt to defuse tension.
Image 253441   06-20-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Image 253440 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Teh Simpson. Your image was bad, Teh Simpson.
 Lantry: rootin tootin high-falutin snootin flutin bootin
 Springbok: Gen VIII Ground-type Pokemon leak
 bug: I can't tell if he's eating a tiny hotdog or if that's his tongue.
 Robespierre: Snoot is flutish
Image 253439   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 redmonkey3: B for effort / D- for result
Image 253438   06-20-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 dangerkeith3000: @Springbok Yep. Just passing along FUN FACTS!
 Springbok: @dangerkeith3000 Dude, you alright?
 dangerkeith3000: When foxes want a chicken in a coop, they don't just kill one chicken. They kill ALL the chickens and then take the one they want. Senseless violence. Cocaine is one helluva drug!
Image 253437   06-20-18   Uploaded by    male anon
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