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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262430 Felicity: A Horny Breakout of E.T.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

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 Dempo Dampuble: Bird Up!
 Ving Flumumbies: @a robot indeed
 Varb Albumbies: Birb is uncomfortable with the above image
Image 253257   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Frimpo Morpungus
 Marb Flumoble: Bird Up!
 Lewn Cremongus: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.
 Held Plemomple: Wish I was that healthy. Lately mine are full of Shoe Goo.
 Vift Gromple: Welp. You got birds.
 Dalm Rempungus: Yeah, fuck you too grandpa
 Dorb Morpumbies: Put a bird on it.
 Rirt Flumoble: The resbirdory system.
 Dorb Groble: make a little birdhouse in your lungs
 Goft Cremumbies: Well THERE'S yer problem!
 Lamp Morpoble: Your lungs sound good
Image 253256   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Lengo Plopert
Image 253255   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Ring Albumple
 Jurb Cremombies: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!
 Left Drumongo: Frrt!
 Trarbo Plemupert: Sh!ttles. Taste the rainbow!
Image 253254   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Mirt Drumongo
 Pengo Flumopert: @Mr. Shine I've long suspected imagebot has trouble finding dupes among images already in the queue...
 Jorbo Morpopert: Catch the World Cup fever!
 Derb Dampupert: I thought the kids were doomed, but they are still ok.
 Vown Plemungo: It must be the Luck of the Shiny, @Mr. Shine
 Vilm Plemuble: Wow, mine posted 13 images after a duplicate.
Image 253253   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Florb Rempungus
 Meld Brupert: So much floof!
Image 253252   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Burb Rempuble
 Fluple Cremoble: Hope he sent out enough pamphlets.
 Crert Plemumbies: Rise Up! my fellow borfks!
Image 253251   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Vift Flopert
 Birt Horpombies: When Ric Flair is your teacher, it doesn't really seem out of place for there to be exotic animals in the classroom.
 Trengo Drumongo: Nice gape
 Lift Flumbies: But that would make her name 'h- oh, I get it.
 Thople Dampupert: "Uh, it's a Service Cougar. "
Image 253250   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Hirt Plemumple
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 Palm Grunupert: @a robot This is why I love you.
 Cruft Grunumple: in trump's america, roast beef owns you!
 Barb Cremongus: @a robot You know how old I was when I found out that there are lies on the internet? i was today years old
 Fruft Grunumple: I can't believe someone would do this, just go on the internet and tell lies.
 Leng Drumoble: A five-second search of the interwebs has informed me that "R.B." stands for "Raffel Brothers," as in Forrest and Leroy Raffel, who founded that particular gross sandwich chain
Image 253249   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Crelm Dampuble
 Piwn Horpuble: Why do those dinosaurs have sauropod bodies and therapod heads? Do not like.
 Vorm Grunombies: Flintstones, meet the Flintstone, they're the modern Stone Age anime.
 Jewn Rempupert: I wonder if my boss would let me have a Dino chair?
 Lorb Dampumbies: Must be Bring Your Dinosaur to Work day.
Image 253248   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Pumpo Morpuble
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